feelin vvery #mirthful as i loiter around by the amphora wwearin my baggy black cargo jeans wwith chains all ovver and big fuckoff shoes and a gorestained muscleshirt wwhile straight chuggin that wwicked elixir by the gallon till my digestion bladder cant take no more 3 as xaulyn wwas rollin up on damascull struttin like he owwned the wwhole assblasted stretch, BAM. a rainboww splattered blazelight burst forth from the heavvens like somebody shook the cosmic faygo bottle wway too hard 4 homeboy faceplanted instantly, horns rattlin, and he heard this double layered mystical vvoice blastin straight into his thinkpan "XAULYN, XAULYN... WWHY YOU OUT HERE HATIN, FAM?" 5 and xaulyn, shakin like a rustie at the tax audit croaked "wwho evven ARE you, big dog?" then the vvoice cracked into a gigglescream harmony "WWHO YOU THINK, NINJA? ITS THE HONK YOU CANT EVVA OUTRUN THE ONES YOU BEEN PERSECUTIN QUIT KICKIN AGAINST THE GOADZ, BRO! THE HONK ALWWAYS WWINS" 6 and xaulyn, trembling and absolutely mindfucked stammered "aight... aight... wwhat you wwant me to DO?" and the messiahs replied: "GET UP, LITTLE HOMIE ROLL INTO THE CITY, WWE GONNA HOLLA ATCHU WWITH THE REST OF THE PLAN THERE" 7 meanwwhile the trolls that wwere journeyin wwith him just stood there like "uhhhh???" hearin the cosmic wwhoop honk but seein absolutely nobody 8 xaulyn finally staggered up off the ground but wwhen he popped his ganderbulbs open... nothing dude wwas blind so his creww grabbed him by the frond like "come on bro" and hauled him into damascull 9 and for three wwhole wwipes he sat there on some stoic shit, just marinating in the miraculous aftergloww acts of xaulyn 9 #eridanwweek
has anythin like that evver happened to you guys