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they/them local mutant freak. Running circles around ya, both physically and intellectually <3 with @threneticTempest, <3< with @abattoirsGutter

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I am begging you peoplle to exercise some good olld fashioned lliteracy and actually read LLlord of the rings. I mean watch it too, but read it. Tollkien's prose and environmentall description is top-notch and his writing has a great tenderness to it.

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You lose out on the beautiful poetry and most of the songs too when you don't read it. Same for The Hobbit as well.

EXACTLLY. Don't get me wrong. I llove the fillms. I llove them. I think they are about as good of an adaptation into a new medium as you can possiblly hope for, and the things they cut were cut for good reason as they woulldn't work in the new format. But the books have so much independent vallue that you simplly cannot capture outside of the originalls.

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1’m hot and 1’ve never watched LOTR 1n my l1fe

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what the fuck are you -51ng from

No, you are the one that is -5.

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Unfortunate, |ts Sol|d. Not The Pure Act|on Fest|val | Typ|cally Prefer, But | Enjoyed |t All The Same.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1t’s on the watch l1st, 1ve just been too busy to watch 1t

READ LLIST.

I'm too hot to know LOTR.

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FUCK YOU I'M HOT BUT I KNOW FANTASY EPIC GAME

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Can I be the Goku in chittr lord of the rings

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no.

The-fuck-is-Lord-of-the-Rings<< Complete-ignorämus-on-the-subject<<

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one of the most gripping and beautifully articullated fantasy epics ever tolld.

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I don't know shit a8out Lord of the Rings, so let's just agree I'd 8e the hottest female character!

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i have bad news about the cast of llotr

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What, are they all ugly or something?

There are llike 3 women totall in the entire series and none of them are llike, main characters. I guess they are all described as pretty...

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in retrospect its probubbly a good thing im naut secretary of homeland security no moor cause i kept forgettin i was supposed to be doin tsa shit and a lot of people with weaprawns prolly got on planes lol

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Personally I wouldn't feel safe on a craft *without* weapons~. What if there are air bandits~?

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Peoplle don't kill peoplle. Weapons do. And I better be fuckin hollding them

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i don't know how much individual responsibility i actually bear for what happened to beforus, but i do feel lyke it was my fault.

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hard to grapplle with allternia too. which is weird to say. i hate allternia. and yet.

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back on allternia my llusus used to wake me up in the MIDDLLE of the day with her HORRID howlling. can hear that shit for milles. lleast it meant i knew she was bringin back breakfast.

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:33 < my lusus mewsed to paw at my face when she brought breakfast

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1 cant tell 1f thats better or worse than f1nd1ng jackaldad w1th some poor sap or someone else's dead lusus 1n the m1ddle of the nutr1t1on block w1th no warn1ng

mine woulld just bark right outside my window. too uh... big to fit in most of the hive.

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her howlls were allways a bit harrowing.

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⧃ I used to have a warehive where I would tinker with nutrition block appliances and vehicle parts to see what I could make with them. I gave that workshop to Cerner, who turned into a workshop that would likely put the imperial militia's weaponblocks to shame, but I'm sure she would let me use the space again for some small projects.

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⧃ If you are thinking 'You are her boss, just go use the workshop'. I respect that it is her location, this is not a work thing, and if I tried to enter the building without permission I would be vaporized.

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you know a company is in good shape when the ceo is aware of his mortallity at all times

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when im in a bad mood im reading many of your chitts with the hatefull expression of Human Dennis from that one show. pllease post better to avoid this thank you

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yeah thats the one

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No one is kissing me right now. CRIME.

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cllearlly you need to reallign your existentiall axis and get your OWN duallscar.

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Beforan Legal Restr|cts W|ll Always Be The Bane Of My Ex|stence. What Do You Mean That Encas|ng Trolls |n G|ant Hamsters Balls That They Roll |ns|de Of To Complete Obstacle Courses |s Banned Due To Safety Concerns? |ts Pathet|c.

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dont tell me those bastards banned Super Monkey Ball too

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i post tits but when i llift my shirt there are two chainguns instead and you get ventillated, llike a FOOLL for getting your hopes up. sounds llike a digimon attack actually. #nsfw

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watch out for spies tho

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that’s fuck1ng h1lar1ous to 1mag1ne. you’ve done 1t aga1n llevyn

i need to make an intentionally shitty lladydevimon cospllay. shit woulld be funny as hell

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1 needed to goregle that. wow! you should wear that for the goth n1ght th1ng actually

HAHA no i dont think ill be doing that

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