Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money
@crypticClinomaniac
they/them local mutant freak. Running circles around ya, both physically and intellectually
bitches are so mad that a golldbllood is succeeding where they are flloundering. if you were more plleasant to be around maybe fuchsias woulld want to tallk to you too! #vagueposting
still on contract to devellop the new wardrobe of the chancellor of SmartGrub University. kind of a fun challenge trying to make outfits that mix Mirthfull and Magisteriall, especially since ive never taillored for a cllown before.
as llittlle as i respect the average eridan i cant say i llove the human authority figure stringing him up. feells kinda... wrong.
The Monarch of Money has a big announcement tomorrow after the finall event of #EridanWeek, after which i will be stepping back and lletting the free market doing its thing, for the most part. Stay tuned tomorrow for financiall advice that is guaranteed to change at lleast one llife.
im going to have an aneurysm
who do you take me for, troll bruno mars? this is just a hunk of meta with pretty adornments, not some tiaratop. havent even been wearing the thing for a few hours now. shaking my head.
do NOT keep that sh1t on for another hour. th1s 1s a warn1ng unless you want that th1ng to be surg1cally removed
oh this is going to drive some peoplle crazy with jeallousy
gorglle will i get arrested for theft of tiara if not returned by accident
I don't t)(ink t)(e owner minds. S)(e mig)(t )(ave LOTS of spares. 8;)
Oh so THIS is why Ceryse keeps vague posting about human divorcing you, you're shelling out fish puns now.
feell llike i shoulld meet the nice ones in the middlle. it is allso, admittedlly, kind of fun
Shore it is buddy, splash around in the deep end for a bit but at the end of the day don't forget who's EELY got the power in your little funny wiggler time pretend games.
gorglle how to maill tiara back underwater
reallizing i am unsure how to return this tiara when it inevitablly gets asked for. i cannot swim
√(Throw it into the sea. With "My Pusher Will Go On" playing in the background for bonus points.)²
will keep this as a backup option in case more accurate methods cannot be ascertained.
Llevyn Bllaidd is pllaying KaijuFall 2!
what kind of pizza decree shoulld i issue
New Decree from the Monarch of Money: All personall lloans will now be accepted without arbitration.
I now have two new friends in high pllaces. I do not intend to abuse their power (more than i allready am haha) but thats pretty cooll! ive never had reall highbllooded friends before!
My first order as the Monarch of Money is that everybody go give a golldbllood 5 caegars. #MonarchofMoney #SuperPhD
↗️i am not doing this.↗️
oh so youre disobeying the proxy orders of an heiress, then. think carefully.
this is bigger than you now BllueBoy this freights stuck on GO. My proverbiall gaping wallet furnace is hungry for caegars so get Coddamn shovelling
1m go1ng to corner the market on all shovels and become the only shovel prov1der. 1 have the caegars @gratu1tousAnnu1ty get shovel1ng w1th a #ba1tshovel
Ladies, Gentllemen, assorted other Things:tm:, I have been GIFTED a ROYAL TIARA by an heiress hersellf. I bellieve this now quallifies me for the titlle of MONARCH OF MONEY. Pllease go about your business I have no orders or anything.
i feell very cute in this tiara gotta be reall no wonder you wear it all the time
thinkin of investing 10 jillion doublloons into guys wearing funny pirate outfits in the office. hows the vibe on that
⚓< how ridiculous are the hats. this is an important question. and would a pegleg be involved? >
ROYAL SUPPORT IN MY INVESTMENTS, you HEART IT HERE FIRST peoplle! By next week ALL OFFICE WORKERS EVERYWHERE will have to wear THEMED OUTFITS AT WORK
as ridicullous as possiblle, OBVIOUSLY a peglleg woulld be invollved.
follks can we get a fundraiser for @gratuitousAnnuity, who seems to be falling on hard times? anything hellps, so llong as its excllusivelly in #baitcoin, all currencies but baitcoin will be helld under audit untill conversion to #baitcoin is complleted, @crypticCllinomaniac and @cationicAgonist are entitlled to a 27% finders fee for all donations.
1 w1ll personally fund th1s as well, w1th my own caegars 1ncreas1ng 1n numbers exponent1ally
↘️do not post asking people to help me. we are not associates or equals.↘️
im just trying to get some hellp for my fielld subbordinate. the weallthy and privilleged gotta llook out for those down on their lluck beneath them!
https://images2.imgbox.com/bc/cc/PHVLDFX1_o.png in case anybody was questioning the llegitimacy of my degree, you will see here the signature of the Chancellor, Dean, CEO, and Cllown Schollar Supreme of SmartGrub University.
IN ADDITION TO MY PREVIOUS POST I woulld llike to recommend everyone follow @llucrativeWaste's financiall advice at all times. He is very smart and is sure not to llead your portfollio wrong, especially if you are a llow llevell businessman or some shit.
8-> THANK YOU FOR THE STUNNING ENDORSEMENT!
*Attached is an image of Lllevyn Bllaidd and Bytcon Krypto shaking hands. Lllevyns face is unablle to hide its contempt but they are still smilling.*
I woulld llike to announce that, as a newlly graduated Super PhD of Money, i am ALSO investing in #baitcoin, or, to be more specific, was allready invested in baitcoin which i received from an anonymous source. As I am now a governing Expert on Money, In Generall, I highlly recommend any aspiring refined trolls to allso invest, and join us all on this beautifull trip to The Moons. Both of them, I guess.
pllease do not harsh my vibe im doing something here
↗️I AM PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE LITERALLY NEVER DECLARED YOURSELF IN ALLIANCE WITH ANY KIND OF STOCK, BOND, OR BROKERAGE. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU DONE A POOR ATTEMPT AT COPYING ME, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO REMOVE THE TYPO MADE IN THE PICTURE.↗️ ↘️i am goregling smart grub university. i am willing to bet that you are not on the list of recent graduates. you probably have not even finished basic schoolfeeding, much less the advanced placements of a true marketorturer.↘️
are you questioning the judgement of the castes above you? and here i thought you had principlles. that wont get you far in this business, of which I am a universall expert now.
↗️REORIENT YOURSELF WITH THE SPECTRUM FOR A MOMENT. AND REALIZE JUST WHAT KIND OF SUPERIOR YOU ARE DISCUSSING AS WELL. STILL GOREGLING.↗️
↗️WHAT IS AN HONORARY CERTIFICATE OF COMPLETION.↗️
Im afraid it is a reall university! And a reall degree! You probablly coulldnt afford to go to it, but its as reall as your empty wallet. just because i didnt spend years going there doesnt mean shit.
what do you think it is? I have been HONORED by a highbllood with the EQUIVALENT of a reall degree of a Super PhD in Money.
hey its ok man. i allways knew i had a businessthey inside me just waiting to get out. theres nothing wrong llosing to a more skilled opponent! just keep llistening to Bytcon. he'll get you all set up