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You've Already Hurt The Puzzle Community. There Is No Coming Back From That. #pensive #sosad
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
mfw horse ive never seen or interacted with before has me blocked. what kind of fucking beef does a horse ive never met have with me bro
What is more powerful? THEYTHEM NOOK #NSFW <3 <> Or HELLEN OF TROLL <3< c3<
may the next puzzle z1ggurat hell lock you 1n w1th no husk s1gnal for a month
they (the general ch1ttr publ1c) dont even know how depraved you really are and just how much youre hold1ng yourself back
so easy 1ts a hobby
If you're going to be useless, at least be funny about it.
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
Wtf is wrong with Creep????
It's a good song! But no, not my favorite.
Oh no! It's the worst song in a list of songs tier songs! What are we gonna do????
time to lock in #vwagueposting
i am jacking every aux cord in america to blow out speakers with this shit i actually traveled back in time just so i could be here the moment you shared it
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. AVOIDING YOu FOR AN ENTIRE HOuR. WAS RIDICuLOuS. AND uNWIELDY. IF I HAVE TO PuLL THAT STuNT AGAIN. I WILL EJACuLATE THE LOuDEST SERIES OF EARBLEED INDuCING ASS SYLLABIC OBJECTIONS. YOuR STuPID BITCH WOMAN BRAIN HAS EVER POPuLATED YOuR HEAD WITH. LISTEN TO ME. AND LISTEN WELL. I WILL NOT BE DENIED. I WILL NOT BE EDGE CASED. OR FORCED TO THE BRINK OF SATISFACTION. AND HAVE IT RIPPED AWAY FROM ME. YOuR LuRID IMAGININGS. CONCERNING HOLDING HANDS. YuCK. LOCKING EYES. ICKY. FROLICKING ABOuT THE MAYPOLE. THAT IS MY SHEER AND ALL ASSuMINGLY IMPOSING GIRTH. WILL NOT BECOME A REGuLAR THING FOR uS. IF WE ARE TO HAVE ANTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. AN uNDERSTANDING. A WARMTH. A FuRTIVE KIND OF TuG. AT THE BACK OF THE THROAT. MuCH LIKE VOMIT. BuT MORE POPuLOuS. MuCH LIKE ASPHYXIA. BuT MORE HANDS FREE AND BREATHLESS. MuCH LIKE AN ARRHTHMIA. BuT FAR MORE ELECTRIC. IF YOu AND I ARE GOING TO SHARE MANY A #TAVROSHOuR TOGETHER. THEN YOu WILL NEED TO PROPERLY METER OuT THESE MEASuREMENTS. AND THESE CONTESTINGS OF MY WRETCHED DOMINANCE. AS YOuR uNOPPOSED RIVAL AND OVERLORD. IF I AM SuPPORTING YOu. IT WILL BE MuCH AKIN TO THE KIND OF SuPPORT A NOOSE OFFERS A FERRIED BODY WHEN IT SWINGS FROM THE GALLOWS. IF I AM GOING TO SEEM IN ANY WAY CLEAR CuT AND DRY. IT WILL BE BECAuSE I AM FASHIONING A COAT OuT OF YOuR GOOD MATERIAL TO WORK WITH. LEFT BEHIND ONCE YOu ARE VERY MuCH DEAD. IF MY ONSLAuGHTS OF. SWEET NOTHINGS. BE SuRE TO CATEGORIZE THE TASTE. WHEN THEY REACH YOuR TONGuE. THEY ARE NOT JuST NOTHINGS. BuT SWEET NOTHINGS. LIKE A GOOD LOLLY JuJu. THEN YOu WILL HAVE TO COME ALSO. I CANNOT FuCKING STAND THE IDEA OF DRAGGING SOMEONE. SINKING MY TEETH INTO SOMEONE. PuTTING FORWARD THAT RIDICuLOuS AMOuNT OF EMOTIONAL ENERGY INTO SOETHING OR SOMEONE. JuST FOR THEM TO MEANDER AND SLIP AWAY. IT IS FuCKED uP BEYOND WORDS TO DO IT JuSTICE. CALLING ME. GOOD AND READY. IS SOMETHING OF A MISNOMER. I APPRECIATE YOu BEING CROSS WITH ME. I WANT YOuR ANGER. YOuR ANIMOSITY. YOuR BAD BROMANCE. SIS...TROMANCE. I AM CLEARLY THE BROTHER TO YOuR SISTER IN THIS BROMANCE. I WANT TO BE BROMANCE. RECEIVING YOuR SISMANCE. HERMANCE? WOMANCE. WO FOR WOMAN. I WANT YOuR ASS. TO BE. WHERE MY ASS RECEIVING JAW IS. SO TO SPEAK. WHERE THE COLLECTIVE. SYNECHDOCHE SYNECHDOuCHE. OFYOuR ENTIRE PERSON RESIDES. I WANT TO SLIDE uNDER THERE. AND INTERCEPT IT. YOu SHOuLD DEMAND THINGS OF ME. SO I CAN LAuGH IT uP. TAVROS. TO BE QuITE HONEST WITH YOu. YOu MAKE ME WANT TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO HAVE AND HOLD YOuR ATTENTION. I WANT TO PuT YOu BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR SO YOu HAVE TO DEPEND ON ME FOR ENRICHMENT. I WANT TO PLuCK YOu uP AND SWING YOu AROuND LIKE THE STuPID FuCKING FLuTTERY WING FAIRY THING YOu ARE. I WANT TO WEDGE MY FORKED TONGuE BETWETEDSG..W.EHG...Y..A...S...S...W.E....uJDS... FORGIVE ME. I SEME TO HAVE BLACK ED Ou T ON MY KEY S.G THERE IS D R OOL EVER Y WHERE. #N SSSSS # NFW #NSWF #NSFW #VIOLENCE #TASSGROSS #NITRAMBuu #TT
🌳🌳🌳my🌲matesprit🍄could🌿cull🌳your🌲matesprit.🌸#violence🌸#matespritmonday🌳🌳🌳
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Come kill me.
Awh you want me in your hole? How sweet.
re: woe: woah, nice 🤙
uuhat is there to "kid" about?
that wouldj mean 1 need to cleen 1t and 1 dont wanna
This entire lineage makes me just pite.o°us s.o° here https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/12edef626e3e.png @gr.o°ssAnalysis
- mmI need himm call mme baaaack k squeak squeak
o-)- just so you guys know i do NOT approve of #ucedestorment and do not condone whatever happens
Sure, sure.
fUCKING A MAN,
luck favors the prepared, and my friends are more than ready! and hey, if i figure things out, i could have all the time in the world! hooray!
you br1ng more work to the table but for everyone else
do you see what 1 mean now. 1 tr1ed to warn you llev, 1 warned you
who wouldn't? the fuck? #teamchud is the most professional organization on this site.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
Okay, that was not an invitation for you to come and tell me I'm being callous about your visions.
thinking about vwriting up something. cronus amporas ultimate guide to babe hunting. not that i vwanna just givwe awvay my secrets on howv i get the ladies vwrapped around my pinky finger, but i think itd be a common good. i could help a lotta you sadsacks out.
CORRECT CHOICE #NeverPickASide
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1M TRY1NG TO DO SOMETH1NG HERE DOG
goregle how can 1 long d1stance stop someone else from ch1tt1ng
- @tummblingTenet Theyre letting mme off the showe set tonight for #AnglesNutrition #Block palebro so you know what that mmeans 😏🫱 -- Can i pap you fromm behind again tonightxxx 🤣🤣🤣 #NotSafeForSafe ##NSWF #Nsfw #<>z
b1tch? 1 mean object1vely yes but l1ke, that’s because 1 don’t really try lol. no one l1kes 1t when 1 do 1t gets bad messy on account of.. the 1ssues but anyway. b1tch???
tHIS SOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE TO ME?
Hold on, hold on (Uh) I'm on my wway Yeah yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah I'm on my wway - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
🞜 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e82845d6f3b.png 🞜 buttmogged this gemini today. @crypticClinomaniac
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
Just when you thought that the timeline could not sink to new lows, something of *that* nature crosses the feed. 8ut it is alright. Fret not, my dears, for this sordid little num8er will not 8e ruining my shift this fine evening! I shall not 8e swayed 8y a mere piece of fiction written 8y a troll who has never seen a proper cullward. My dignity remains intact, despite this attempt upon it. As any good nursemaid would tell you, patient incontinence is the least of our worries when working with those who are sla8ridden. Often times, it is of much more concern to ensure that the troll in question does not develop sla8sores, or worse, develop an infection of their 8reathsacks due to inactivity, as can happen in cases such as was descri8ed on this truly sleazy post. Hair and horn care are often left to the wayside in lesser 8eforan wards than that which I oper8 within, and I can assure you that all patients have their toileting needs taken care of with all grace and dignity held at the forefront of everyone's minds. What I find to 8e most uncomforta8le here is the dual fetishiz8tion of the profession of nurse as well as the nature of a sla88ound cullee as a means to explore erotic power dynamics. In truth, there is quite a 8it of harassment that we medicullers experience at the hands of our patients! This is often overlooked due to the discrepancy of our 8lood colors, 8ut many cullees see cool 8looded professionals as a means to deflect the Imperial Mand8 of Culling from their situ8tion, a sort of seeking of special privilege 8eyond what others might experience or expect. As someone who has experienced this sort of harassment 8efore, I decry this piece of fiction as little more than smutty imaginings of a non-8eforan troll trying to capitalize on the weakness of a gr8 author in her st8 of illness. For shame!!!!!!!! #lighttriadempathy #8eforusculling #fetishization #tw:powerdynamics
tHAT SEEMS LIKE, a LOT OF EXTRA EFFORT,
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[WHAT$ WRONG WITH IT]
🞜 i saw baitcoin llevyn. 🞜 i know trolls can change.
Ahem
it's time we're all ready
oh my fuck1ng god. they better be us1ng that d1s1nfectant fr or so help me 1’m gonna go ape sh1t
how 1s that not a b1g deal 😭😭 you’re l1terally do1ng self blood transfus1on. my god
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1226f7e575♤d.png i w♤s un♤w♤re the hum♤ns did sexy this well
Wouldn’t you like to know?
well. if it's meant to happen, it'll happen, then
What if you woke up tomorrow and for real this time Casper was just a dream?
✐ᝰ Should we tell the Empress? ᝰᝰ
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
there’s no way lark1n’s d1sh would’ve tasted bad that’s some bullsh1t. anyway. oh what 1 would do to have some of juno1a’s d1sh r1ght about now #angelsnutr1t1onblock
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
thanks babe i mean they that means a lot <3
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fUNNY LOOKING }>:)
How could this happen again? Twice in one workcycle........
yknovw, im not casteist, but i lowve yogurt #yogurt
i'M GLAD YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, hAVING SEX AND ALL THAT! #NSFW
wAIT, tHEY'RE GOING TO THINK OF WHAT, aS THEY WHAT? tHAT'S,,, a LITTLE WEIRD, hMM,,,
jUST REMEMBER, i'M ALWAYS WITH YOU, iN YOUR PUSHER, mETAPHORICALLY,
aWW, i LOVE YOU TOO, bUD THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU!
1m sorry llev
aWW, tHAT IS SWEET OF YOU, tO SAY,
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
↘️then you should probably be culled.↘️ ↗️NOT AN INSULT. JUST AN OBSERVATION.↗️
GET A ROOM YOU TWO.
iT'S REALLY, nOT NORMAL TO HAVE EXPERIENCE, wITH THAT,,?
i DON'T KNOW, wHAT YOU MEAN, bY THIS,
baby please i didnt mean it uhh. im mister peabut. i can be mister peabut!!!
maybe your aLts aren't trying to sanitize your image but actuaLLy, you know... be better???
unless?
R0bb1ng h1ghb100ds 1s never wr0ng espec1a11y when they can’t te11 any 0f us apart 101
nname your price please dont move this to dms please stay arguing here please please please
I AM NOT SEX YACHTING WITH THE OTHER CREATORS IT IS A SIMPLE BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE ARE AGENTS OF DISCORD ACTIVELY WORKING TO BESMIRCH MY GOOD NAME you know what. I'm going to calm down. It's fine. I'm an adult. #nsfw
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
hEY, i CAN HELP YOU, cLEAN UP A LITTLE, iF YOU NEED THAT SEEMS, uNSANITARY, tHERE,,,
I am. Reading. On human divorce.
I DID NOT POST ANY OF THIS. SCRUBBING MY HARDWARE HAS TAKEN A WHILE. CHECK YOUR SYSTEMS. ASSUME CROCKER VIRUS.
ITS PERMANENT THIS TIME.
i mean it! if you would like reassurance through it i would be happy to do it together as well. i think it would be both of our first times being oiled up.
<' uh. i could come 2 the remote and deadly forest, maybe? i don't mind traveling. '>