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1’m not even that mad at that though? 1t was never gonna happen that way nor the reverse. 1’m only a just l1ttle peeved that the b1t cover was blown bc now 1 gotta f1gure someth1ng else to bother llev about lol
That never stopped me!
#sympathetic #deserved
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PUKED OUT HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
What is more powerful? THEYTHEM NOOK #NSFW <3 <> Or HELLEN OF TROLL <3< c3<
i dont mind the clowns actually. yall seem chill
Don't lie about where I found you.
Llevyn threatened to become a women killing misogynistic bastard, 4 the lulz I guess? And then their gf partially unsheathed her massive executioner sword, which rightfully sent them skittering away into the gutter where they belong. Also Acaruh was there. Hope this helps!
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
here, take th1s th1rd L, you’ve earned 1t ton1ght
you don’t know how much better a hypothet1cal cuck cha1r would be better than deal1ng w1th pandead customers
and, scene
1n know1ng the other, you know yourself -troll sun tzu probably #vaguepost #suggest1ve?
*you* pulled the tav card f1rst. but unl1ke you, 1’m pat1ent. 1 can wa1t. fuck the consequences, just watch1ng th1ngs f1zzle out 1s enterta1nment enough of 1ts own
ten thousand nos are wvorth the one yes.
Load bearing technically.
1f only he1ght could’ve been slurped through that s1lly straw 1n the caverns. s1gh
ithinkthatotherlowbloodsaretooharshandrudetohighbloods.Theydonothingbutgoodforuslowbloods.
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. AVOIDING YOu FOR AN ENTIRE HOuR. WAS RIDICuLOuS. AND uNWIELDY. IF I HAVE TO PuLL THAT STuNT AGAIN. I WILL EJACuLATE THE LOuDEST SERIES OF EARBLEED INDuCING ASS SYLLABIC OBJECTIONS. YOuR STuPID BITCH WOMAN BRAIN HAS EVER POPuLATED YOuR HEAD WITH. LISTEN TO ME. AND LISTEN WELL. I WILL NOT BE DENIED. I WILL NOT BE EDGE CASED. OR FORCED TO THE BRINK OF SATISFACTION. AND HAVE IT RIPPED AWAY FROM ME. YOuR LuRID IMAGININGS. CONCERNING HOLDING HANDS. YuCK. LOCKING EYES. ICKY. FROLICKING ABOuT THE MAYPOLE. THAT IS MY SHEER AND ALL ASSuMINGLY IMPOSING GIRTH. WILL NOT BECOME A REGuLAR THING FOR uS. IF WE ARE TO HAVE ANTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. AN uNDERSTANDING. A WARMTH. A FuRTIVE KIND OF TuG. AT THE BACK OF THE THROAT. MuCH LIKE VOMIT. BuT MORE POPuLOuS. MuCH LIKE ASPHYXIA. BuT MORE HANDS FREE AND BREATHLESS. MuCH LIKE AN ARRHTHMIA. BuT FAR MORE ELECTRIC. IF YOu AND I ARE GOING TO SHARE MANY A #TAVROSHOuR TOGETHER. THEN YOu WILL NEED TO PROPERLY METER OuT THESE MEASuREMENTS. AND THESE CONTESTINGS OF MY WRETCHED DOMINANCE. AS YOuR uNOPPOSED RIVAL AND OVERLORD. IF I AM SuPPORTING YOu. IT WILL BE MuCH AKIN TO THE KIND OF SuPPORT A NOOSE OFFERS A FERRIED BODY WHEN IT SWINGS FROM THE GALLOWS. IF I AM GOING TO SEEM IN ANY WAY CLEAR CuT AND DRY. IT WILL BE BECAuSE I AM FASHIONING A COAT OuT OF YOuR GOOD MATERIAL TO WORK WITH. LEFT BEHIND ONCE YOu ARE VERY MuCH DEAD. IF MY ONSLAuGHTS OF. SWEET NOTHINGS. BE SuRE TO CATEGORIZE THE TASTE. WHEN THEY REACH YOuR TONGuE. THEY ARE NOT JuST NOTHINGS. BuT SWEET NOTHINGS. LIKE A GOOD LOLLY JuJu. THEN YOu WILL HAVE TO COME ALSO. I CANNOT FuCKING STAND THE IDEA OF DRAGGING SOMEONE. SINKING MY TEETH INTO SOMEONE. PuTTING FORWARD THAT RIDICuLOuS AMOuNT OF EMOTIONAL ENERGY INTO SOETHING OR SOMEONE. JuST FOR THEM TO MEANDER AND SLIP AWAY. IT IS FuCKED uP BEYOND WORDS TO DO IT JuSTICE. CALLING ME. GOOD AND READY. IS SOMETHING OF A MISNOMER. I APPRECIATE YOu BEING CROSS WITH ME. I WANT YOuR ANGER. YOuR ANIMOSITY. YOuR BAD BROMANCE. SIS...TROMANCE. I AM CLEARLY THE BROTHER TO YOuR SISTER IN THIS BROMANCE. I WANT TO BE BROMANCE. RECEIVING YOuR SISMANCE. HERMANCE? WOMANCE. WO FOR WOMAN. I WANT YOuR ASS. TO BE. WHERE MY ASS RECEIVING JAW IS. SO TO SPEAK. WHERE THE COLLECTIVE. SYNECHDOCHE SYNECHDOuCHE. OFYOuR ENTIRE PERSON RESIDES. I WANT TO SLIDE uNDER THERE. AND INTERCEPT IT. YOu SHOuLD DEMAND THINGS OF ME. SO I CAN LAuGH IT uP. TAVROS. TO BE QuITE HONEST WITH YOu. YOu MAKE ME WANT TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO HAVE AND HOLD YOuR ATTENTION. I WANT TO PuT YOu BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR SO YOu HAVE TO DEPEND ON ME FOR ENRICHMENT. I WANT TO PLuCK YOu uP AND SWING YOu AROuND LIKE THE STuPID FuCKING FLuTTERY WING FAIRY THING YOu ARE. I WANT TO WEDGE MY FORKED TONGuE BETWETEDSG..W.EHG...Y..A...S...S...W.E....uJDS... FORGIVE ME. I SEME TO HAVE BLACK ED Ou T ON MY KEY S.G THERE IS D R OOL EVER Y WHERE. #N SSSSS # NFW #NSWF #NSFW #VIOLENCE #TASSGROSS #NITRAMBuu #TT
yeah maybe but blaz1ng you on ch1ttr 1s funny and oh so easy
no one forced you to comment swveetpusher ;)
He's shitting in my recuperacoon????
You're easily the coolest of the Blaidds out there, I'm still bummed that we got Sillence light.
-=[TO SHREDSS YOU SAY!_☺]=-
Take the L and go solve your fucking puzzles. You're already tripping on two, what's a third L to someone like you?
LLevyn, do we really need to subject the entirety of chittr to this humiliation ritual you seem to crave every 4tnight? You're no one to scoff at in a fight, but you don't have it in you to kill me, because deep down you know that I'm the best you'll ever have had. That stands in contrast to MY unwillingness to kill YOU, because I happen to like the way your back arches when I yank your hair. If you dropped the quadrant and went full murder on me, there'd be nothing to hold back 4, right? #suggestive
They can bitch and moan about it, but they know they'd never ACTUALLY risk losing a baddie like me.
Just solve the puzzles, puzzleboy.
So you agree? We're both attending to the areas best suited to our particular talents????
ok my work related to you spec1f1cally 1s done 1.5hrs 1n advance :)
You shut out the worlld And Watch as they are Snuffed Out No Rest for the Doomed #Haiku #Death #Viollence A refllection upon my Kin
wow 1 love watch1ng d1sasters unfold wheres my popcorn
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >N0
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
(=^･⩊･^=) < I AM A CHUCKLECHASER, I THINK CLOWNS PAWRE ADORABLE AND CUTE!
Come kill me.
Awh you want me in your hole? How sweet.
H4rd work1ng n1ght for m3. 4s th3y 4lw4ys 4r3. How3v3r, 4s cr1m3 won't r3st, n31th3r w1ll 1. 1 must cont1nu3. For th3 lov3 of Just1c3.
re: woe: woah, nice 🤙
response on those grounds: kinky
hEY, sPEAKING OF gAME tHEORY, iF i AM, tHE eARTHBOUND GUY,,, dOES THAT MEAN i AM, uNDERTALE?
That's very rich coming from a nookstain that keeps weaseling their way out of EVER PAYING.
I DON'T HAVE TO PAY YOU 4 THIS! I GET COMPLAINTS ALL THE TIME!!!!
The gutter comes from the bowling alley, hahahaha. It's a barcade and bowling alley, but I try to keep it a little more high end, especially where food is involved. We've got some vintage classic games available 4 the discerning player, as well as a few cabinets (pinball and arcade cabinets, to be clear) developed by our team on site.
This entire lineage makes me just pite.o°us s.o° here https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/12edef626e3e.png @gr.o°ssAnalysis
Am I not allowed to be pleased at my moirail kicking ass????
Sure, sure.
Oh no. No no no no no no no no! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
why, do you want 1t 1nstead or someth1ng
You wouldn't have time for a #DailyQuest if you had a #FullTimeJob.
hey, on that note, wvere done wvith the alternian babes for #cagttl ! if theres anything you think i missed vwith the humans and alternians, lemme hear it and i can make an addendum. otherwvise, wvere heading to my hivwe turf baby. remember, follovw the tag #cagttl if you vwanna see more like this and *dont* accidentally block #cagttl or you vwont see more like this. and tag discussion of these wvith #cagttl too for the same reasons. wve dont wvant anyone missing out on the magic!
Anyone impacted by that unruly goldblood fucking with your gutterball lane by stealing any balls, come visit the ticket counter. Mastro will ensure you're given a discount 4 the night and we'll be passing out free drinks as well.
you br1ng more work to the table but for everyone else
do you see what 1 mean now. 1 tr1ed to warn you llev, 1 warned you
@crypticClinomaniac IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO GET ACARUH TO SHOOT YOU. #violence #nsfw
yeah, aint like its something i pursue and i sure as hell dont wvant any of my gals to step out, but if im the side piece im the side piece, thats the babes problem to vwork out
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
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Okay, that was not an invitation for you to come and tell me I'm being callous about your visions.
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
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So you're not going to change the banner. Fine.
tHIS SOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE TO ME?
↘️i am not rebelling against the authored stylings of a fellow indigo, because that would literally be disgusting of me.↘️ ↗️BUT THE PHRASE IS↗️ ↘️yuk it up↘️ ↗️ASSESS YOUR SUPPORT SYSTEM.↗️ ↘️remain strong.↘️
Hold on, hold on (Uh) I'm on my wway Yeah yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah I'm on my wway - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
tHAT SEEMS LIKE, a LOT OF EXTRA EFFORT,
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I am going to peel you like a banana.
HASHTAG NOT HORNY. JUST A THREAT. #VIOLENCE #FUCKYOU
@bulgeCurator I own you now.
@ad1osToreador 1m gonna make you a treat, that was great work just now. want anyth1ng spec1f1c
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA FUUUUUUUCK SHES SO FUNNY
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1226f7e575♤d.png i w♤s un♤w♤re the hum♤ns did sexy this well
Wouldn’t you like to know?
wouldve told them to get a room but 1 was too late. funny t1m1ng for that has passed. my l1fe cont1nues to be a fuck1ng n1ghtmare
You're*
You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Heeeey.
[This time the shot is outside the dormitories. Larkin is leaning against a wall, notably without any pilfered foodstuffs. He does, however, have a glass of water, with exactly 4 ice cubes clearly mostly melted within it. He swirls it, before taking a sip. When the glass is lowered, it's clear he's been trying to use it to disguise a smirk.] Heeeey, looks like you got that camera back up. No hard feelings about earlier, yeah? Alright, cool. The way I see it, we just won in a much bigger way than anticipated. Sure, we're stuck with Wrothe, but Mintyl? He's a huge liability. He completely f--ed Karama over, though frankly???? We all could tell that was her choking. And that's the thing! If you're not able to handle the heat in the nutritionblock, you gotta leave! [Another sip of his water.] Now we see if lil Minty can drag the rest of their team down, or if the fates have something ELSE in store 4 us. I, for one, am feeling lucky. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
[The camera zooms in on a crate in the alley way. Larkin is sitting on it, hunched over with is back to the crew.] Can you tell what he has? No, no.... hey, contestent Delphi! Hey-- oh my god. Is that-- [Larkin has turned around, surprise written into every freckle of his face. He has clearly pilfered one of the opposing team's food offerings, the onion appetizer. There is cheese sauce on his lower lip.] NO- No camera at this time. NO CAMERA. GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY FACE-- [the camera is clearly dropped, and the sounds of a scuffle are picked up. there is cheese sauce on the lens] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
i think i am going to clean the entire hivve today there are so many swweat stains to go through but nothing is impossible if i put on my trusty apron and cleaning skirt
PARSLEY!!!! EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES IT!!!! NOT MUCH ELSE TO BE SAID, REALLY!!!! #angelsnutritionblock
they can’t even do spac1al puzzles lol lmfao
✐ᝰ Should we tell the Empress? ᝰᝰ
Attention: I made a mistake in my bulge ratings! @gratuitousAnnuity moves up *one* spot. Hhh. Sorry. It was a mistake on my part! This has been peer reviewed by someone I trust very much! Hheh. Won't happen again! Spreadsheets are new to me... #nsfw #bulgeratings
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
Opinions expressed are purely of my own. I simply find bounty hunting a noble profession and that individuals who put themselves on the line to hunt down criminal elements are worthy of respect and continued gainful employment. And I can say it is not my place or interest to dictate how foreign nations and their leaders go about leading their administrations. I hope that cleared up any misunderstandings and that you have a good light!
Bounty hunting is a noble practice that we intend to implement within Midnight City to strike fear into the criminal elements that should think better of not fearing the citizenry they victimize. I myself personally implore any bounty hunters to cut their teeth on such contracts like this put out by the Madam Empress, and hope to soon find you working for our noble city in due time!
there’s no way lark1n’s d1sh would’ve tasted bad that’s some bullsh1t. anyway. oh what 1 would do to have some of juno1a’s d1sh r1ght about now #angelsnutr1t1onblock
Aw shucks, I got fans already? #angelsnutritionblock
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
↘️i reserve my personal clothing washing and moisture wicking spin machines for my business attire, strictly.↘️ ↗️CASUAL, EVERY NIGHT WEAR DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SPECIAL PREPARATION.↗️ ↘️it can remain on the floor.↘️ ↗️UNTIL THE SMELL OF SWEAT DISSIPATES.↗️
↗️GETTING A JOB.↗️
ihopetheyalllose so wecangetback tofunstuff like tetrominos
I wan† †o open †ha† Goldblood. #gore #i†simplied
#nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #thisiskindafuckedupbutyouknow @coronateCruelty VICTIM 1 - A yellowblooded shut-in who rarely left their hive. Unimpressive psionics, but dangerous with a keyboard; was looking into ways to jailbreak Imperial drones. Their bulge tore itself to ribbons inside its sheath right before they posted their latest findings. 6 inches. VICTIM 2 - A blueblooded threshecutioner who rallied their platoon around a cult of personality rather than orders from above. Their bulge fell off at the root, capping off a rousing speech at the group ablutionblock. 14 inches. VICTIM 3 - An aging violetblooded noble whose bulge had not seen proper use in hundreds of sweeps. Functionally a political assassination; they funded fringe opposition factions. Their bulge went off with a bang when they reached for it, alone, in their recuperacoon. 5 inches. VICTIM 4 - A sectarian subjugglator who preached peace and love. Their bulge tied itself into knots. The official cause of death was compartment syndrome. 12 inches. VICTIM 5 - A jadeblooded cavern worker who allowed weak grubs to bypass their trials. Her bulge degloved itself inside her matesprit. 8 inches. -TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL-
i havve the pass
This music posting shit is easy; just shake the kinnie tunes bag and the trolls come running out like you're dumping catnip on the floor for them to make a fool of themselves in.
this song is literally me
How could this happen again? Twice in one workcycle........
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
↘️do not even try to make this positive.↘️
maybe some of the ruling class can be forgiven.
Oh, you miserable bastard, you're a GENIUS!!!!
wAIT, tHEY'RE GOING TO THINK OF WHAT, aS THEY WHAT? tHAT'S,,, a LITTLE WEIRD, hMM,,,
oH NO, wHAT'S WRONG?
aNONYMOUS SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME THAT, i JUST CAN'T STOP POSTING GOOD,
aWW, i LOVE YOU TOO, bUD THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU!
nO, i WILL NOT SLAY, tHE #gODpUSSY, i WILL BEFRIEND IT, aND LOVE IT AND, mAYBE CUDDLE A BIT?
# Don't let tho$e ¢hump$ get ya down! You know what you are, no need to give them the time of night about it! Keep your head held high! #
current lowblood upskirt p↔oto count: 21 i t↔ink t↔at mig↔t actually be t↔e limit before i start needing to do repeats~? you're all remarkably stupid~ #nsfw #nsfwe #fig↔tnig↔t
1f you sequester yourself then how are e1ther of them gonna Get 1t
@threneticTempest
my last w1ll and testament wrothe and lark1n, you can spl1t my #ba1tco1n 10/90 % respect1vely tavros you get my cool jacket and 1con1c k1cks lark1n you get everyth1ng else 1m not actually all that sorry bc 1t was funny as fuck my f1nal words to the world, goodb ye
haha go ahead dude, 1 cannot d1e 1n a way that matters but you can try! 1 deserve 1t th1s t1me 1 th1nk actually lol
1M SORRY
1m sorry
fuck 1’m gonna be chuckl1ng to myself about th1s l1terally all n1ght fuck that was so funny
:33 < nyo mew don't
aWW, tHAT IS SWEET OF YOU, tO SAY,
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
W3 D0 4 L1TTL3 TR0LL1NG H3R3 0N CH1TTR.1NG
T33H33 1 SK4T3 4W4Y W1TH 4LL TH3 GR4C3 4ND L1TH3N3SS 0F 4 WH33L3D G4Z3LL3 4S 1 H4V3 L34RN3D TH3 HUM4NS C4LL TH3M
pussy from a loww angle toes clenched soles in display showwing meager hole just enough to keep em comin back #nsfww
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
Say: I LOVE TV!
Btw Guttercade is NOT open on account of it being some kind of fucked up human holiday that is sure to invite financial ruin. I will NOT be dealing with clowns tonight.
Cuuuute.
noth1ng! gonna go m1nd my own quarda-1 mean bus1ness now byeeeee
uuhy. uuhy uuould you liken nne to a vessel for fruit. i ann clearly a fish basket. #vaguepost
awvwv, i could nevwer be mean to a cutie like you, dont you wvorry your pretty lil head ;)
it is official, there is an underground rebel faction forming. >:/ looks like im going to have to sniff them out! jane will be the gumshoe and i her loyal bloodhound! <3
↘️yes. why.↘️
↗️WHAT IS THERE TO EXPLAIN.↗️
↘️i was running late for a private meeting with my physically superior higher ups.↘️
↗️I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT CHOKING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SWALLOW A BOILED CLUCKBEAST REPRODUCTIVE BYPRODUCT WHOLE.↗️ ↘️i am okay though.↘️
↗️THEN YOU MUST BE ILLITERATE.↗️
iT'S REALLY, nOT NORMAL TO HAVE EXPERIENCE, wITH THAT,,?
↘️unimportant.↘️
1ght 1mma say 1t Just cull me
Please Stop Discussing Arms Deals On My Chittr Page!!!
Maybe violence Isn't the answer!
↘️i hope all business and business-aligned trolls of good social standing and respectable essences of physical superiority continue to post images of themselves.↘️ ↗️THE SUITS ON DISPLAY HAVE MY STEPPRONGS CURLING IN PREEMPTIVE GLEE WITHIN THEIR CHEAP, LESSER, FALSE-HIDE MATERIALS.↗️ ↘️what crisp notch lapels.↘️ ↗️SUEDE SHOES.↗️ ↘️socks that reach to your midcalf.↘️ ↗️IS THAT NOT ALL YOU CAN DREAM OF AND MORE.↗️
Greetings again, Chittr! I am here with s9me exciting news that I kn9w y9u will all enj9y hearing. Cr9nus (@aeneasCaldarium), Rufi9h (@aer9dynamicTramp), and I are starting 9ur very 9wn p9dcast #p9dcast a69ut #MensRights and #MensRightsActivism. As a diverse h9sting team made up 9f 9ne warm6l99d, 9ne 9ffspectrum tr9ll, and 9ne humankind individual, the three 9f us each have unique perspectives t9 9ffer 9n mens' 9ppressi9n under the restrictive #Matriarchy 9f 6ef9rus, the way 9ur identities as men have 6een underappreciated, unackn9wledged, 9r even actively 6elittled in 9ur time, and #Maleh99d as a wh9le. If y9u, male Chittrer reading this, feel as if y9ur #v9ice hasn't 6een appr9priately #heard, please resp9nd t9 this Chitt 9r send 9ne 9f us h9sts a DM expressing y9ur interest in j9ining us f9r a lively discussi9n 9n #men, and we can w9rk s9mething 9ut t9 feature y9u in a guestsp9t f9r 9ur sh9w #sh9w. We l99k f9rward t9 hearing fr9m y9u. #Andr9ph96ia #Antisexism #Tr9llsG9ingTheir9wnWay #Xen9misandry #CastingCall #CastingC9uch
i DON'T KNOW, wHAT YOU MEAN, bY THIS,
baby please i didnt mean it uhh. im mister peabut. i can be mister peabut!!!
theres a YELLOW BLOOd that heats my boiler (:F theyre such HARd workers
↗️SOME OF YOU GOLDBLOODS DISCUSS YOUR FUTURES AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE POWERING IMPERIAL AIRSHIPS.↗️ ↘️you are going to be mining amporacoin.↘️ ↗️AT BEST.↗️
Since when have you EVER felt healthy jackass????
unless?
ohh youre a wveeb i get it
一体全体、なんでそんなクソみたいな真似をしたんだ？ 惨めになりたいとでも思ってるのか？ だとしたら、まさにうってつけの方法だな。
Last I checked Trollbama, you aren't my Co-President. The intern slaughter will continue until I am in office.
yes before anyone asks on my alternia wwe reproduce by ticklin our partners until they vvomit into a bucket our lunch wwill make such a beautiful grub baby #nsfww
↗️UPPER MANGLEMENT HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO ISSUE AN APOLOGY REGARDING MY FRANKLY UNCOUTH AND ALSO INTERPERSONALLY SCATHING REMARKS MADE TOWARDS JUNIOR HELMSMEN AND THOSE AMONG US THAT ARE PSIIONICALLY GIFTED.↗️ ↘️please be patient as i literally do anything but that, because that request did not happen and it is kind of ridiculous to imagine that this is even a problem.↘️ ↗️I ASK ANY AND ALSO ALL PARTIES OFFENDED BY MY OBVIOUS JESTURES↗️ ↘️that is a pun↘️ ↗️TO COMMUNICATE THEIR GRIEVANCES WITH HER IMPERIAL EMPIRE.↗️ ↘️and when you do not do that.↘️ ↗️TRY SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet
- Eating sugar-free beetle chitin jelly, LOL. 😆 So randomm of mme tonight. Yeah. That's right. I like to be spontaneous and cool like that 🤣🤣🙌
hElLo, FwEnDy-wEnDs. iT’S YoUr tUmMy-cHuMmY WiGgLy hErE. Do yOu aNt. YoUr oWn tIcKlE Me wIgGlY DoLl? Of cOuRsE YoU Do, FwEnDy-pOo. rEpLy tO ThIs pOsT BeLoW WiThIn 24 HoUrS, aNd mY FrIeNdS At uNcLe wIlEy tOyS. wIlL SeNd yOu yOuR OwN! DoN’T Be a lAtEy-lOo, AcT NoW!
R0bb1ng h1ghb100ds 1s never wr0ng espec1a11y when they can’t te11 any 0f us apart 101
thats wvhat they all say ;)
well yeah, i aint gonna screvw around wvith that, i aint a creep. but the secret to turning a no into a yes is enough dogged dedication to vwearing a vwoman dovwn until its easier to agree than continue to deal wvith you, thats consent!
Awwww, are you getting emotional???? Because you are an omega????
nname your price please dont move this to dms please stay arguing here please please please
STOP MAKING US OBJECTS FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF PERVERTS.
Keep it in your voluminous and disappointingly long skirt, Blaidd.
what the fuck no
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
↘️picture me, a humble officeslave and vicious wagewarrior, dragging my typestumps across the keyboard. calculating my stocks and also my bonds, my 80% stocks and short-term investments and my 20% bonds.↘️ ↗️THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE, AS DEEMED FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE BY THE "CHUMP'S HANDBOOK GUIDE TO LEARNING INVESTMENT PROTOCOL AND PORTFOLIO PROFILING".↗️ ↘️i was also arranging my goregle slides for my next presentation.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT, AND ONLY SERVES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM PRETTY TIRELESSLY DEVOTED TO THE GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️picture me, doing all of that; innocuous, demure, innocent, oblivious, tremendously focused on the tasks beholden to me by my physically capable superiors.↘️ ↗️SUDDENLY, A SOUND FROM ABOVE. LIKE MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR DRAGGING HIS UNFILED, UNWASHED CLAWS ACROSS A WRITING BOARD, ONLY INSTEAD LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE DIGGING INTO THE UNINFORCED DROP CEILING.↗️ ↘️the dust gets on my jacket, which i just had pressed.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY SCARED.↗️ ↘️it is still there.↘️
my best friend was killed by a lowblood. and people still wanna silence me
↗️YOU CONTINUE TO COMMENT HATEFUL THINGS ON THE POSTS I AUTHOR, BUT I AM LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE FREE INFLATION IN MY METRICS YOU ARE GIVING ME.↗️
I will now invite you all to join hands in a prayer circle.
↗️GROWL JONES IS UP THREE POINTS. WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN OUR RETURNS ARE QUADRUPLED AND THEN CAREFULLY PLACED INTO LONG-TERM SAVINGS PROGRAMS, SO PASSIVE INTEREST CAN ACCRUE OVER A PRE-DESIGNATED SERIES OF SWEEPS.↗️
↘️i am not going to tell you that information.↘️
↗️IT IS LITERALLY MY MONEY.↗️
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
If you're requesting an extensive analysis of your 8ehavior 8ased on your Chittr profile, you will certainly not 8e receiving it in the threads of my post. That would need to 8e a dedic8ted post in of itself.
↗️IF I WERE YOU, AS IN TO SAY IF I WAS LLEVYN BLAIDD, AND I CAME UPON AN ENTIRE FORTUNE, I WOULD FIRST ATTEMPT INVESTING IN SOME COMMON SENSE.↗️ ↘️however, because i am llevyn, my investment would be denied, and i would be forced to continue my day panless.↘️ ↗️THIS IS YOUR EVERYNIGHT REALITY REGARDLESS, SO I'M SURE YOU'RE SOMEWHAT USED TO IT ALREADY.↗️
Automated post: go bury the hatchet. Life is either too short or too long, depending on your circumstance, to hold onto a stupid grudge. Unless you really like holding onto it, in which case be a little fucking hater, dude. I'm not your manager.
↘️you are as insufferable as you are uninformed and also undereducated.↘️ ↗️YOU MAY HAVE FOOLED LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF.↗️
Remember, everyone: cullabubble trolls MUST be repoarted to your local Culling Agensea! We wouldn't want anyone to go uncared for, now would we?
8-> THANK YOU FOR THE STUNNING ENDORSEMENT!
Baitcoin is a fad, physical currency is eternal. ≈hat years in the field ≈ill tell you ≈here schooling fails.
↘️no.↘️
#MESSIAHJANE THE NEW IMPROVED #MOTHERGRUB
wHAT? hE LIKES, 4/20,
im goin to flay you alivve
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
FUCK YOU GOD DAMN IT.
Your glasses make you look too pitiful, it sucks. Break then again already!!!!
in petition of the people involved this post has been removed
↗️YOU ARE BOTH DISGUSTING.↗️
You sound desperate.
↘️hold on, i am casually going to pretend that you are able or capable of earning any kind of sufficient, substantial coffer.↘️ ↗️WAIT. NO. COME BACK. I WILL POST THE ORIGINAL IMAGE AGAIN.↗️ ↘️and then i will go back in my imagery archives, find the original one, and you will find nothing of note.↘️ ↗️AND THEN WHAT WILL WE DO.↗️ ↘️be bored in my comment section.↘️
↗️THERE IS NEITHER OF THAT GOING ON HERE.↗️
I am NOT your good friend and next time we meet I'm taking your disgusting mutant face and smearing it across the pavement!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
↘️you are insane. not only are you posting completely indecipherable accusations on my post detailing my passion and appreciation for the workly form, but you are also hallucinating.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DO THAT.↗️
HOO HOO HOO HOO.
MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS WAS MAINSTREAM POSER SHIT ANYWAYS. HOPE YOU GET THRU THIS
did anyone miss me
↘️i am literally not involved in this.↘️
Can't nothing hold me down, I'm gonna touch the sky daleee
↘️i literally live to work instead of working to live.↘️ ↗️THE MARK OF A TRUE GRINDSMAN.↗️
↘️here is something professional.↘️ ↗️IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, YOU NEED TO BE DEAD YESTERDAY.↗️
I need t9 make a separate p9st 9n this matter t9 get ahead 9f any disc9urse, 6ecause s9me pe9ple are determined t9 take my w9rds 9ut 9f c9ntext. I am n9t and have never 6een against a pr9miscu9us pers9n's right t9 have sex when and where they want, within reas9n. In fact, s9me 9f my 6est friends are particularly pr9miscu9us and I have never 9nce t9ld them they c9uldn't 6e. I am m9re than 9kay with it, as l9ng as they keep their acti9ns safe, sane, c9nsensual, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where the rest 9f us d9n't have t9 6ear witness t9 it. This hardly makes me a slutshamer. I'm a #slutsavi9r.
I did n9t. Again, y9u are misinterpreting me. I said their acti9ns were ign96le, which is n9t a judgement 9f character, 6ut a c9mpletely factual statement. If y9u have such a pr96lem with that, take it up first with the sluts.
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
↗️YES, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE MENIAL TASKS YOU WILL BE BARRED FROM DOING IN A HANDFUL OF LUNAR CYCLES.↗️ ↘️you washed this conversation when you made that one error.↘️ ↗️I INVITE YOU TO TRY AGAIN ON MY NEXT POST.↗️ ↘️or possibly maybe never again.↘️ ↗️THE OUTCOME REMAINS THE SAME.↗️
↘️who are the other two.↘️ ↗️ANYWAY, YOU HAVE FLOPPED. I WILL SAY THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR FUTURE BUT IT LITERALLY WILL NOT AS THE BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR LIVING MACHINEFUEL ARE SLACKLUSTRE AT BEST.↗️ ↘️i will see you in twenty sweeps every time i turn on my desk lightsource.↘️
↗️NO ONE HAS ASKED YOU ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF↗️ ↘️when will you get out of the hive and start working?↘️ ↗️YOU BUM.↗️
↗️IMPORTANT PEOPLE I AM ALWAYS QUOTING ON THE CLOCK.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/126342280f82.png
↘️this is troll joe biden, not you.↘️ ↗️DO NOT SPREAD MISINFORMATION ON MY POSTS.↗️
robbing this lady blind #again #diminishingreturns
I respect your take on spirituality! However, I will advise you to consider your faith in God again when the time is right. In the meantime, indulge as your god dictates! - Galatians 2:20
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I hope you don't expect a cut after giving me that idea chump!