The Rockstar
@originalRockerboy
Shoutouts to all my fans at homE, you guys arE thE rEal rocKErs!
I havE a rEputation for bEing concEitEd, but at lEast I don't post constantly about hanKEring aftEr my own fucKing bulgE liKE somE of you animals. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Who would you guys want to sEE mE collab with in thE futurE? Might sEt somEthing up! #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
#weCAME
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
#notmethough can 1 get some caeger as a surv1vor
#cullyoursellf #sellout
YOUR CAEGARGRUBBING GRASPNUBS ARE FONDLING THIS TRAGEDY WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A DRUNKEN CLOWN URODYN. DROP THE CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP AND FREE YOURSELF AND YOUR ART FROM THE MIRE OF SOUL SUCKING SLUDGE YOU DECIDED TO BURY YOUR BULGE IN. #NSFW #PROBABLY
You'vE buriEd your bulgE in much worsE sludgE than I havE ovEr thE swEEps, if I rEmEmbEr right. ThEn again, whosE mEmory should wE trust? AftEr all, minE is only scrEwEd up by agE, whilE yours is fucKEd by a cocKtail of substancEs only Known by thEir chEmical maKEup. AhEm. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
SOUNDS LIKE YOU MISS ME AFTER ALL, "ORIGINAL" ROCKERBOY. Don't bother, I'm chasing a suitably challenging output at the moment... NOT ONE THAT FOLDS AS SOON AS THE CHIPS ARE STACKED AGAINST HIM.
HEading to #EridanWEEK to sEE thE #RumblEInDaPumpKinPatch, might providE somE livE accompanimEnt if thEy lEt mE crash thE fEstivitiEs, haha! #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Bro th3y got 2AMURAI playing at #3ridanw33k???? Bro pl3a23 pl3a23 play Archang3l whil3 a fuck a moth3rfuck3r up in th3 pit
Just drinKing a tall, cool glass of orangE juicE! This shit hits diffErEnt aftEr a sEsh in thE sauna. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Might play Chippin' In at #EridanWEEK, if thE rEal oldhEads turn up. #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
My friEnds at CrocKErCorp havE informEd mE of #EridanWEEK and how it is alrEady undErway. Might nEEd to maKE a littlE stop by, if you Know what I mEan. #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD