The Rockstar
@originalRockerboy
Shoutouts to all my fans at homE, you guys arE thE rEal rocKErs!
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
#notmethough can 1 get some caeger as a surv1vor
#cullyoursellf #sellout
YOUR CAEGARGRUBBING GRASPNUBS ARE FONDLING THIS TRAGEDY WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A DRUNKEN CLOWN URODYN. DROP THE CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP AND FREE YOURSELF AND YOUR ART FROM THE MIRE OF SOUL SUCKING SLUDGE YOU DECIDED TO BURY YOUR BULGE IN. #NSFW #PROBABLY
You'vE buriEd your bulgE in much worsE sludgE than I havE ovEr thE swEEps, if I rEmEmbEr right. ThEn again, whosE mEmory should wE trust? AftEr all, minE is only scrEwEd up by agE, whilE yours is fucKEd by a cocKtail of substancEs only Known by thEir chEmical maKEup. AhEm. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
SOUNDS LIKE YOU MISS ME AFTER ALL, "ORIGINAL" ROCKERBOY. Don't bother, I'm chasing a suitably challenging output at the moment... NOT ONE THAT FOLDS AS SOON AS THE CHIPS ARE STACKED AGAINST HIM.
HEading to #EridanWEEK to sEE thE #RumblEInDaPumpKinPatch, might providE somE livE accompanimEnt if thEy lEt mE crash thE fEstivitiEs, haha! #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Bro th3y got 2AMURAI playing at #3ridanw33k???? Bro pl3a23 pl3a23 play Archang3l whil3 a fuck a moth3rfuck3r up in th3 pit
Just drinKing a tall, cool glass of orangE juicE! This shit hits diffErEnt aftEr a sEsh in thE sauna. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Might play Chippin' In at #EridanWEEK, if thE rEal oldhEads turn up. #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
My friEnds at CrocKErCorp havE informEd mE of #EridanWEEK and how it is alrEady undErway. Might nEEd to maKE a littlE stop by, if you Know what I mEan. #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD