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KERRAY URODYN BETRAYED EVERYTHING HE ONCE STOOD FOR. #SELLOUT #SAMURAIISDEAD #SAMURAIISOVERPARTY
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD