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any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell

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yOu mAdE It tOo eAsY MaN! a mOtHeRfUcKeR SuPpOsE To rEsIsT ThAt?! i aIn't tHaT StRoNg hOnK HoNk hOnK (o:

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i wwont be slidin or slidin or slitherin into your dms its your responsibility to impress me wwith some good ol fashioned rhyme

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pRiNcE WaNt tHe bArD To fUcKiNg dAnCe fOr hIm? tHeRe oNcE WaS A FiSh wItH A BuCkEt HiS DiCk wAs sO MiD No oNe wOuLd sUcK It He lAiD WiTh a fRoWn aS He wEpT In hIs pOd TwO WiNe gLaSsEs dOwN , He tHoUgHt oF A ClOwN He bEnDt iN HaLf aNd sAiD FuCk iT hOw’s tHaT? (O:

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*slippin fuck

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terrible no amount a wwicked fizz can savve me from this shlock at least change the last part

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bUt lIkE ReAlIsTiC MaN? )O: WhY I GoTtA FuCkInG ChAnGe iT?

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i dont take it

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wAnTeD My fUcKiNg rHyMeS AnD DoN'T EvEn gEt 'Em \O: YoUs tHe fIsH ThInKiN' oF Me aNd sUcKiNg hIs oWn fUcKiNg bUlGe ThOuGhT YoUs wAs sMaRt GoTtA LiKe sPeLl oUt i lIkE TaKiNg iT Up tHe nOoK ToO? fUcK MiGhT NoT EvEn kNoW I WaS LiKe fLiRtInG WiTh yOu tHiS WhOlE TiMe. )o:

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obvviously i kneww that dont blame my momentary mixup on your hamfisted vvaguery next time be more specific

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a mOtHeRfUcKeR DiD A PrOpEr lImErIcK FoR YoU PrInCe. oH (O: mMm nExT TiMe? AlRiGhT.(o: