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Zurven Saekul

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he/him ^will make a glass figure of your lusus for one (1) starburst jellybean>

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I am going to do these sparingly, because it's been so long since I wrote an introduction for any of my guys. Zurven just so happens to be the first one I've done this for. So PLEASE ignore this (unless you want to read Zurven's intro. lol) - Your name is ZURVEN SAEKUL, and truly where should someone even BEGIN with you? That is a bit that you would hate because it EVOKES certain mental imagery, mostly the sort that relate to TIME. Best not get into all of that. Unfortunately, before we can discuss your PRESENT, we must discuss the past. HISTORICALLY, life hasn't really been good to you. The puns stop here for now. Most trolls were raised by a lusus, a beast of some sort that apparently shares a blood color with the grub that they chose. You would'nt know anything about that, because before your massive LYNX lusus could make that selection, you were ABDUCTED from the caverns by a certain puppet master that everyone hates, under the guidance of some PROPHETIC JOURNALS left behind by your ancestor THE EVOCATOR. No one hates either of those two men more than you. This is not even the worst thing to ever happen to you. Things happen and they continue to happen all the time. Needless to say being raised by a purple blood was a NIGHTMARE. For SEVEN SWEEPS he forced you to hone a POWER that neither of you rightly knew anything about. The journals revealed that you were part of what is known around your neck of the woods as LEGACY LINE, bloodlines that have been known to be incredible and worthy of IMPERICAL PRESERVATION. CLAIRVOYANCE and RETROCOGNITION is the Saekul bag, and until the given Saekul is able to control the power on their own, VISIONS come to them in the form of DREAMS. You were trained to DREAM LUCIDLY so that you could report the future back to your "CUSTODIAN". Then, one day, after a massive BREAKDOWN or what the cool kids these days call a CRASHOUT, he just let you go. You know better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, so you lived relatively peacefully for the next TWO SWEEPS. Those two sweeps went by relatively peacefully, you even discovered a love for CRAFT. Something about using your HANDS really helped pull your head out of the clouds of the future. So, dutifully, you picked up and learned whatever you could get your hands on. From MODELING CLAY to WOOD BURNING and METAL WORKING, there is not a craft you can't do. Or learn to do. Despite yourself, you took to making CLOCKS and even repairing WATCHES. Timepieces seem to haunt your every moment, waking and sleeping. All of this culminated in your employment at a TRINKET SHOP where you were able to CRAFT and SELL to your hearts content. This should have been your HAPPILY EVER AFTER. It was just the end of Chapter 1. Without going into too much DETAIL, The Evocator's moirail and childhood best friend went on some irritating TROLL ABDUCTION SPREE of which you were the casualty of when he brought in a watch made by your ancestor to be fixed. You were annoyed to find the watch in perfect condition, and thus began the most TERRIFYING six perigees of your life. It is also where you became acquainted with the retrocognition half of the powerset. Where Persep drove you further and further in the future in a bid for his own power grab, THE DOMINION treated you more like a trophy, a toy to play with. He used the advantage of having known your ancestor to force you to RELIVE the pasts of essentially any troll he could think of. Your inability to CONTROL your power and the FREQUENCY with which he sent you back really did you in, and for a really long time there you could not separate yourself from the GHOSTS in your head. The only good thing that came from that experience was the introduction to your partner's VEYLIN and BENJIN, two trolls trapped in his game the same that you were. Their stories are not yours to tell. There is no QUADRANT to place the three of you in. It is LOVE and SAFETY and that's all that matters. After a daring rescue, that we REALLY do not need to go into, the three of you have been RELOCATED to a village you couldn't find on a MAP, where you managed to KEEP YOUR HEAD ON and get back to your CRAFTS. Chapter 3 involves a self-obsessed FUCHSIA who accidentally turned over a NEW LEAF at the end of his escapades. Mallum has been both a BURDEN and a JOY once he INSERTED HIMSELF into your black quadrant. He, at the least, is a very good model for your jewelry. Because of your past you are HEAVILY GUARDED and sometimes come across as a bit of a JERK, but there is a SOFT INTERIOR burried under all that BAGGAGE. Should anyone care to check. Your trolltag is skittishProphet [SP] and ^there's nothing special about your quirk, really. just more of the same clock bullshit>

^oh are we marketing the past and future vision now?> ^okay my turn> ^just checked the past, shit sucked> ^just checked the future, shit sucks> ^#vaguepost>

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oh hey :-) it'$ two of my favorite people

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h n0. i am z0rry. i did n0t mean tt0 cauze y0u pain. [END MESSAGE]

^well youre being cute so now i cant be a dick anymore>

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^you didnt im just fucking around because apparently if a future ive seen changes i get huge migraines about it> ^lol>

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. 0h i zee. ha ha. tthank y0u f0r tthe exp1anati0n. tthat iz funny. :> [END MESSAGE]

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... tthank y0u. [EMOTION: zurprize. embarrazzment. c0nfuzi0n. curi0uzity.] [END MESSAGE]

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$orry, heh, zurven'$ one of tho$e partner$ i'm ob$e$$ed with bringing up.

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0 it iz a1right. i am g1ad. m0re zurprized i am 0n tthat 1izt. if i read tthat c0rrect1y. [END MESSAGE]

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oh! yeah :-) unle$$ that. make$ you un¢omfortable?

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] it d0ez n0t. juzt unexpected. y0u are 0n mine tt00. and tthe 1ink between y0u ttw0 at 1eazt putz zurven in tthe gr0up 0f ttr011z i c0nzider ttruztw0rthy and w0u1d 1ike tt0 kn0w better. :> [END MESSAGE]

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^i am ALWAYS saying this>

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^damn they got evil persep content on chittr now?> ^yippee>

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wahoo

i'm $orry we're working on it al$o hi i love you you're not my zurven but i $till love you

^okay well that was cute. so i cant stay mad.>

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^give me a fucking break>

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^"i am a normal well adjusted person"> ^"i get better every day"> ^literally wishes that someone goes through deep torment because they said a mean thing online> ^this shit writes itself it really does>

^we love tempting fate here on chittr dot ing> ^its always some shit when i remember to sign on>

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"= baiting fate. even. tempting is too weak. i want it to show up. ="

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^oh is today i'm just a pathetic little lowblood please hold me and coddle me posting day?> ^grow a fucking spine>

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^strike a nerve?> ^i do have a personality its reserved for people who are worth seeing it> ^hope this helps>

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^lets hope you dont run into highblood thats eager to beat you bloody on your way back>

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jaCkass'd have to CatCh me and not my bullets first.

^i like that he is multitasking pissing off the angry cherub AND the cueball thing> ^he is very talented>

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^how many clowns do we really need actively posting their mirthful revelations>

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^i dont want #bigclown either unless we immediately shoot it into space>

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^two great minds making one grand idea>

littering...

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ursila is learning / she deserves kindness / she's doing her best

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^just this once>

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^im not talking about ursila as i cleared with her in my last post>

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^this one needs to go expeditiously>

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^i think i hate it more when the clown is naive>

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I hAvE A fEElIng thIs mAy bE AbOUt mE :(

^i think so yeah>

following me into other thread$ now? $hee$h. zurv i think thi$ guy'$ ob$e$$ed with me

^it is inspired by but not wholy about you> ^youre at least trying to not be an asshole about it. i have to acknowledge that or we dont get any better>

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^i have no interest in interacting with you>

hey i love you a lot btw

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^damn shame>

^:) <3>

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zurven he'$ thinking about my a$$ now. wtf.

^hey dude fuck off>

^oh fuck are we persep posting lmao>

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zurven plea$e do not po$t about your trauma on ¢hittr dot ing

^this was the extent of the post so casper would know he has someone that #getsit he can talk to>

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i mean i figured. be¢au$e you of all people definitely would not. but it had to be $aid.

^imagine if i just neatly packed up all my trauma somewhere easily accessible that'd be kinda cringe>

i'm $aying that'$ $o $¢ary

^like if there was a convenient post somewhere that detailed my entire life start to finish? lol no one wants that>

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^guys i think casper actually went outside this time>

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Thank goog

^maybe the internet was a mistake>

^wheres that image of the jester taunting the pack of dogs??? soleah rn>

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✐ᝰ Jingle jungle jingle etc etc ᝰᝰ

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http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/5ac26d438874.png ,,,right here,,,zurven,,, ,,,wa$ thi$ helpful?,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

^...yes, thank you kayvel>

I am going to do these sparingly, because it's been so long since I wrote an introduction for any of my guys. Zurven just so happens to be the first one I've done this for. So PLEASE ignore this (unless you want to read Zurven's intro. lol) - Your name is ZURVEN SAEKUL, and truly where should someone even BEGIN with you? That is a bit that you would hate because it EVOKES certain mental imagery, mostly the sort that relate to TIME. Best not get into all of that. Unfortunately, before we can discuss your PRESENT, we must discuss the past. HISTORICALLY, life hasn't really been good to you. The puns stop here for now. Most trolls were raised by a lusus, a beast of some sort that apparently shares a blood color with the grub that they chose. You would'nt know anything about that, because before your massive LYNX lusus could make that selection, you were ABDUCTED from the caverns by a certain puppet master that everyone hates, under the guidance of some PROPHETIC JOURNALS left behind by your ancestor THE EVOCATOR. No one hates either of those two men more than you. This is not even the worst thing to ever happen to you. Things happen and they continue to happen all the time. Needless to say being raised by a purple blood was a NIGHTMARE. For SEVEN SWEEPS he forced you to hone a POWER that neither of you rightly knew anything about. The journals revealed that you were part of what is known around your neck of the woods as LEGACY LINE, bloodlines that have been known to be incredible and worthy of IMPERICAL PRESERVATION. CLAIRVOYANCE and RETROCOGNITION is the Saekul bag, and until the given Saekul is able to control the power on their own, VISIONS come to them in the form of DREAMS. You were trained to DREAM LUCIDLY so that you could report the future back to your "CUSTODIAN". Then, one day, after a massive BREAKDOWN or what the cool kids these days call a CRASHOUT, he just let you go. You know better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, so you lived relatively peacefully for the next TWO SWEEPS. Those two sweeps went by relatively peacefully, you even discovered a love for CRAFT. Something about using your HANDS really helped pull your head out of the clouds of the future. So, dutifully, you picked up and learned whatever you could get your hands on. From MODELING CLAY to WOOD BURNING and METAL WORKING, there is not a craft you can't do. Or learn to do. Despite yourself, you took to making CLOCKS and even repairing WATCHES. Timepieces seem to haunt your every moment, waking and sleeping. All of this culminated in your employment at a TRINKET SHOP where you were able to CRAFT and SELL to your hearts content. This should have been your HAPPILY EVER AFTER. It was just the end of Chapter 1. Without going into too much DETAIL, The Evocator's moirail and childhood best friend went on some irritating TROLL ABDUCTION SPREE of which you were the casualty of when he brought in a watch made by your ancestor to be fixed. You were annoyed to find the watch in perfect condition, and thus began the most TERRIFYING six perigees of your life. It is also where you became acquainted with the retrocognition half of the powerset. Where Persep drove you further and further in the future in a bid for his own power grab, THE DOMINION treated you more like a trophy, a toy to play with. He used the advantage of having known your ancestor to force you to RELIVE the pasts of essentially any troll he could think of. Your inability to CONTROL your power and the FREQUENCY with which he sent you back really did you in, and for a really long time there you could not separate yourself from the GHOSTS in your head. The only good thing that came from that experience was the introduction to your partner's VEYLIN and BENJIN, two trolls trapped in his game the same that you were. Their stories are not yours to tell. There is no QUADRANT to place the three of you in. It is LOVE and SAFETY and that's all that matters. After a daring rescue, that we REALLY do not need to go into, the three of you have been RELOCATED to a village you couldn't find on a MAP, where you managed to KEEP YOUR HEAD ON and get back to your CRAFTS. Chapter 3 involves a self-obsessed FUCHSIA who accidentally turned over a NEW LEAF at the end of his escapades. Mallum has been both a BURDEN and a JOY once he INSERTED HIMSELF into your black quadrant. He, at the least, is a very good model for your jewelry. Because of your past you are HEAVILY GUARDED and sometimes come across as a bit of a JERK, but there is a SOFT INTERIOR burried under all that BAGGAGE. Should anyone care to check. Your trolltag is skittishProphet [SP] and ^there's nothing special about your quirk, really. just more of the same clock bullshit>

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^boring bored> ^nothing fun to poke at on the timeline even>>

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,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,you de$erve better,,, ,,,perhap$ more woodworking?,,,would be helpful?,,,

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is this guy both3-ring you qu3-3-n

^i think i'm finished with my current project... might look into some space to do some metal work soon. it's been a while> ^uh, you really invested in my wellbeing or something?>

^this is tame i think compared to yesterday down boy>

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,,,of cour$e i am,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,only in a friendly,,,amenable capacity,,,if you want to brain$torm,,,idea$ for woodworking project$,,,plea$e feel free to let me know,,,i would be honored,,,to be of a$$i$tance,,,

^in a friendly amenable capacity> ^i mean yeah sure what sort of projects you got on your mind?>

,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,perhap$,,,you might con$ider,,,a new piece of furniture,,,$omething that could keep you bu$y for an extended period?,,, ,,,a new mealblock centerpiece,,,or perhap$ you could even,,,begin working,,,on a new woodworking $tation it$elf?,,,

^....hm not a bad idea> ^yeah alright i can work with that thanks kayvel>

,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,of cour$e,,, ,,,good luck with your woodworking project$,,,zurven,,,

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^cant leave mallum alone for three seconds without him getting put on another wanted list>

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I bar3-ly 3-v3-n did anything this tim3-

^It's really Soleah's fault. @sugarspunBanshee come get your girl>

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✐ᝰ hehe okay KISS! ᝰᝰ

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^something weird is happening> ^i don't know what it is and i don't like it>

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^gonna throw a clock together i think..>

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I am sxrry

^stop apologizing whats wrong with you>

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i dxnt knxw

^why did you apologize to me just now>

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because i wrxnged yxu and its the gentlemanly thing tx dx

^you didnt do anything to me, can you comprehend that at all?>

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im sxrry

^no. no more sorry. answer the question>

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,,,but i...!!! but... i dxntknxw...

^explain>

^but do i want to work with clay or wood today>

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Ratio: 1.08

^good job>

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,,,wood,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

^i do like the feel of the carving knife.. much to think about>

,,,whatever deci$ion,,,you arrive at,,,will $urely,,,be the correct one,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

^...yeah. uh. thanks kayven. you're a real one>

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,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,that'$ not my name,,,but you can call me,,,kayven,,,if you would like,,,i don't mind,,,

^that was a typo.. you> ^shouldn't be okay with people calling you the wrong name???????>

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,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,my name doe$n't matter,,,i won't be remembered anyway$,,,

^^i haven't forgotten anything yet, so thats at least one person who won't forget>

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,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

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