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Attention, The matter has officially concluded. Captain Mirith was victorious. There is no way to refuse the official record of the Duel, as I have also been made to file it myself. He was prepared, as I required. He pressed with force, capitalized on an opening I should not have so freely offered, and disarmed me before the assembled Witnesses. He was swift to have me bent and weakly holding onto my blade in front of the spectators. The field received enough of my hue to satisfy whatever appetite the Captain had chosen. I find it very moving that Captain Mirith was able to pReserve, through all that sweat, pressure, exertion, pinning, slickness, breathlessness, consumption, and thorough satisfaction, the presence of mind to assure the public that this was merely a Duel. His dedication to martial clarity remains one of his more theatrical virtues. Still, I will grant him this: he earned the right to gloat. He may keep it for as long as he can carry it elegantly. As for a rematch, I will consider the matter when I am done considering the failures I made. A rematch is a vulgar word, as opposed to the truth of the matter. It will be a necessary correction. I have considered the weight of his blade, and the pressure he exerted when he placed it upon my face. I recall the precise moment my guard was forced open for far too long. His breach of my sanctity is the only honest thing he has ever done in his position of office. It would be easy to pretend my interest is purely procedural. That I seek only to restore balance, amend the record, and demonstrate that a single defeat does not settle the quality of an Officer. All of that is true, of course. Unfortunately, truth can be very indecent when arranged correctly. I remember the impact. I remember the heat of my own hue spilling where it had no permission to be. I remember the Captain above me, unkind enough to be beautiful in victory, watching my composure come apart one measured breath at a time. I remember my face marked by the consequence of him, stained until even dignity had to look away. One does not forget being opened so thoroughly before Witnesses. One also does not forgive it. So yes, Captain Mirith may rest assured that I am thinking long and hard about a rematch. I am thinking of his blade. I am thinking of the place it found me. I am thinking of whether, when next it pierces through my defense, I will permit the expression on my face to be mistaken for surrender. Or whether I will make him earn that misunderstanding twice. That is right. I will be coming for you, Captain Mirith (@diligentAcquisitions). I will keep coming for you until I catch you. Then, you will come for me. Our game of meowbeast and squeakbeast will continue until one of us is dead, or worse. For the sake of Chittr's Content Policy: #NSFW, as our blades are rather violent and cause chaos in the Reserve Offices of the Threshecutioners. #Violence for violence. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] it d0ez n0t. juzt unexpected. y0u are 0n mine tt00. and tthe 1ink between y0u ttw0 at 1eazt putz zurven in tthe gr0up 0f ttr011z i c0nzider ttruztw0rthy and w0u1d 1ike tt0 kn0w better. :> [END MESSAGE]

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Chchow is your friend!
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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0 it iz a1right. i am g1ad. m0re zurprized i am 0n tthat 1izt. if i read tthat c0rrect1y. [END MESSAGE]

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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
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@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 Please / don't / do / this / to / me. / Not / even / I / wanna / touch / some / of / those / things :||

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,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

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,,,i'm $orry,,,i genuinely didn't mean to make you uncomfortable,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,i'll re$ign from the thread,,,but plea$e never he$itate to reach out,,,if i can ever be of,,,a$$i$tance in any capacity,,, ,,,good evening,,,

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

ok thats enough publ1c post1ng. bye

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

k1nda w1sh 1 was #gett1ng1t r1ght about too lol, now all 1ve got 1s a pend1ng v1ral genome and ag1tated p1ty towards my ancestor, whoever the fuck really he was anyway

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1dk. 1 cant say 1t doesnt all really matter. bc 1t k1nda does and doesnt at the same t1me? 1 can do whatever 1 want and all that, 1ts my l1fe and 1 lead 1t however 1 want to, but st1ll. a shared s1gn 1s a shared s1gn for a reason and 1ts honestly d1sparag1ng the more 1 th1nk about 1t lol lmao haha

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@obscurallyDaguerrotypal[OD]

>>>(Filtered)

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= it's not that much i'd say if you don't like it there should be a way to. stop it. but i don't have it :( ="

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@smoothOperator[SO]

Mayb3- w3- should hav3- l3-t V3-ylin stay on h3-r3-

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chittr that’s too many pity reacts less softness asap, chop chop hate factory

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sanctusCervus[SC]

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭'𝓼 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓾𝓽, 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓭𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓷𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱 𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓸, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓮𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓾𝓴𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓹𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓼 -- 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓱, 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝔀𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓮. 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮. 𝓥𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝔀, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮. 𝓦𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮. 𝓘𝓽 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓾𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽 -- 𝓫𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵, 𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵, 𝓸𝓻 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 #𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓶 #𝓲-𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮-𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰-𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ There's a lotta interesting trolls on the platform. A lot of them you could ask if you could fuck them up and they'd probably beg for it. #nsfwish ]

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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
Scoutmartyr's Honor
This user has peaked every mountain, crossed every valley, trekked across terrain thought impossible, and in this venerable stride, has decorated her sash with every badge of honor.
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

i donnt thinnk i slept. nnearly ennough. my gannderbulbs are still so heavy.

Kult: +9
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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@universallyConquering[UC]

my luthus thinks its inappropriate to bring my body pillow around the houthe with me

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,,,pretty,,,$ure,,,that coldblood$,,,are ju$t like that,,,

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CAUTION: TOXIC
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Favorite woman. What a silly question. It's denigrating to all women to even ask it, as if we're ranking them on some arbitrary vallue that YOU get to choose and assign to them? That hardlly seems proper. Perhaps you shoulld be asking the women in your llives how you can make them feell llike your favorite? Be their knight, ready to fight for them, on the battllefielld of war, or in your everyday llives? Anyway, my answer is The Bohemian.

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@smoothOperator[SO]

Lik3- it's fuck3-d. Obviously. I g3-t b3-ing sad. H3-ll, I g3-t b3-ing angry. But ar3- w3- surpris3-d? Mor3- shocking it didn't happ3-n soon3-r, to b3- hon3-st.

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@smoothOperator[SO]

no fuck go away you w3-r3-n't suppos3-d to s3-3- that

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tatis-inəpʰu
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@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

be. $orry.

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ɬiqaya
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tatis-inəpʰu
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@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

man.

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@croesusKingpin[CK]

[WELP $EEM$ LIKE A YOU PROBLEM]

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the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Great soo i'll have yoou all too myself

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@croesusKingpin[CK]

[FU#K!!!]

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