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@fuckyourMachine

cuz im nosy| burn it | ooky spooky fuck u fruity | if you got ghosts hit the line tell my boss to cut me a bigger check| i-i-i see dead peepol f the emp🕸️ ((lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/presto))

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 728Kull Score: 7019 followers5 following
PINNED CHITT

,,3ld man survived being t3rtured via nugget https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/peaceandl3ve.png🕸️

,,why even w3rk 3n friday what's the p3int br3 its the edging day 3f the week, just stay h3me but anyways 3mw t3 make a scene at the mates j3b and get every3ne the day 3ff #myvanvsthebusinessc3mplex🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

,,they t33k the might beanz in the div3rce🕸️

,,3kay but d3es the fly kn3w its pissing me 3ff🕸️

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

^yeah i sent it to do that>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,c3mputa send 2 flies t3 this guys l3cati3n 2 s3 he thinks theres just 1 thats really persistent 3n getting 3n his stinky little head🕸️

^you will rue this day>

,,3kay bl3nde white child fr3m icarly🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

,,l3ng penis pr3bs #draggingitbehindme3nmywayt3w3rk🕸️

Kult: +105
Kull: +95
Total: 200
Ratio: 1.11
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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Chittrclan
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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ HGOLY SHIT ᐖA GROWERRRRRRR U WILL BE FOREBER IN MY HART PENIᐖSBOYE ᐛ

,,L3ng penis pride brutha🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,my penis turns int3 the penis m3bile and i flip int3 it remembering the girl that made this all p3ssible🕸️

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Chittrclan
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Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ HGOLY SHITᐖT IS IT STILL ATTAᑈHEᐖ 2 U WHEN U FLIP INSIᐖE OR ᐖIᐖ IT POP OFF LIKE SᑈHMOP ᐛ

,,yeah it came 3ff and transf3rmed like a gundam ree ruur raaa transf3rmati3n s3unds d3esn't y3urs d3 that ree ruu chhhk🕸️

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ HEBIᑈOPPER. ATTAᑈHEᐖ B3 ᐛ

,,h3ly shit we getting air 33hh fuckk w33aahh fwumfwumfwumfwumfwum with 3ur c3mbined penis p3wers fwumfwumfwum we make fwum fwum fwum slightly ab3ve average penis🕸️

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ᐖEY WERE ALREᐖᐖY ABOVE ABERAGE. IN QUALITYY ☝️ #ᐖAPENIᐖSBRUᐖᐖERS ᐛ

,,dude fuckkkk yessss #penisbrudders defeating crime 3ne ball at a time🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ BY OUR POWERZ ᑈOMBINEᐖ..................WE ᑈAN GET TALL AN GO IN A PLAᑈE ᐛ

,,*t3 the tune 3f hey-ya* yall d3nt wanna listen...yall just wanna berry tsk #berryp3sting🕸️

Kult: +7
Total: 7

,,Fuck hes g3nna be pissed i ate t33 much cheese i flew t3 cl3se t3 the sun 33ps l3l🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,shitt hammm y3ure l33king g33d t3night y3u d3nt mind g3ing in with me and cheese slice d3 y3u girl c3rse y3u w3uldnt get in here🕸️

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

i want whatever is wrong with you to be wrong with me

Kult: +10
Total: 10

,,its spread by kiss pucker up🕸️

,,mates asleep, finally, time f3r me t3 eat sliced cheese fr3m the package🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,#matespritm3nday I l3ve my Vern y3u kn3w with3ut that guy I w3uld've skipped 3ut 3n taxes f3r the 3rd sweep in a r3w lma3 n3w I d3 that shit 3n time thats crazy fuck the emp but n3w I d3nt g3tta keep the bat by the d33r when the tax dr3ne c3mes kn3cking l3ve u babe🕸️

Kult: +15
Total: 15

,,punched the c3ffee table because n3 3ne jumps my pinky stub and gets away with that shit🕸️

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

shøv thę tąblę vhø's bøss.

,,3ld man survived being t3rtured via nugget https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/peaceandl3ve.png🕸️

Kult: +37
Kull: +20
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.85
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
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@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_HES_SO_KYOOOOOOOT_ZOMG_HIS_WIDDLE_GLASSES_xx

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Finally, a user with a degree in Cupidology!
@playfulPinniped[PP]

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOOF!!!

,,his visi3n is shiiiiidddtttt lma3333 just like his big ass s3n🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,b3w w3wwwwww 3r h3w this guy says he g3es AUUUURRR🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,lma3 ragebaiting my mates fat dad #fatd3galert https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/ragebaiting.jpeg🕸️

Kult: +99
Kull: +45
Total: 144
Ratio: 2.20
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
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Chronic Catturbater
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You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ G!ve em the nugg bro꠹

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Emoticonnoisseur
This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_HOLY_SHART_LAWL_HES_SO_KYOOT_AND_FAT_HAAHJHAAHA_I_HOEP_U_GAVE_HIM_DA_NUGGET_AFTER_ALLA_DIS_xx

,,idk has he like earned it?🕸️

,,nah im super g3nna starve him n3t really lma3 hes already eaten like 3 d3nt let me fucking with him f33l u th3se dashing g33d l33ks already w3rked their magic🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrobably, dude looks l!en a purrofesss!onal꠹

-{ [B]roooooo :( ☽

,,hes fiiiine chill 3ut hes being greedy🕸️

,,hes retired but yeah hes g3t s3me swag left in th3se b3nes i might just c3nsider handing this nug 3ver🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah! Reward that chonky man for h!s hard work!꠹

,,its like a stupid am3unt 3f pe3ple wh3 die nude bare assed y3u kn3w h3w much titty and wang i see 3n the daily a b33b here a h3le there 3h hell3 sir h3w are y3u fine thanks and little d3es the guy kn3w theres ass af33t and fl3ating #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

,,this is n3t my beautiful hive this is n3t my beautiful knife🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

,,all hail scr3nge🕸️

Kult: +70
Kull: +65
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.08
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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yes, yes. Hailing scronge.

,,harder hail him harder till ur ass p3ps🕸️

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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

... ..n No

,,n3nbeliever🕸️

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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

I just want my ass unpopped????

,,but..but...why *my lip quivering*🕸️

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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Scared of prolapse....

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,hey speaking 3f pr3lapse did y3u see th3se chicks the 3ther day🕸️

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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Sigh. Yeah. I saw them.

,,me t33 br3 me t33 its g3nna be 3kay🕸️

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I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

If your wizards aren’t majority old and bearded, or at the very least an occasional bumbling newbie that plans on being a great court wizard one day, they are not the type of wizards I enjoy. I think it is a disgrace to the hobby to make wizards just regular people with magic.

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

I'm ashamed to say I allowed my publisher to bully me into making Calmasis younger and younger in every draft. I really should have put my foot down at thirty-three, instead of twenty-two. Oh well.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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I Just Work Here
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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

This is a tragedy that one can never truly get over.

,,my scrub daddy and scrub m3mmy made a scrub baby🕸️

Kult: +75
Kull: +60
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.25

,,h3lding it in my arms rn quick it needs a name🕸️

,,my kitchen is g3nna be s3 fucking clean y3u think i can sell them f3r pr3fit i think theyre like nega-pests🕸️

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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@punkedupClowns[PC]

< SCRONGE >

,,dude.🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,yes.🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@punkedupClowns[PC]

< WELCOME TO THE WORLD SCRONGE >

,,all hail scr3nge🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@punkedupClowns[PC]

< ALL HAIL SCRONGE >

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
@croesusKahuna[CK]

[]> SURE YOU COULD SELL THEM BUT IN THE EXPENSE OF THE TROLL BUYING THEYLL ALSO HAVE A SCRUBBY PEST<[]

,,the dark web scr3nge market is calling t3 me keldam i see 33dles and 33dles 3f squeaky clean caegers in my future🕸️

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

,,t3 any3ne wh3 has ever made apple pie: im g3nna FFFUCK y3u and if y3u ever put like ice cream 3n that im g3nna FFUUUCK y3u #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Well tthatt's ratther coldd (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

,,y3u bake? 🫵🕸️

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

oh uh I was justt makking a ppun.. bbutt I guess? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

,,sure dude yeah ice cream and all that yaa yaa yaa yaa we g3tta f3cus 3n y3ur baking g33d g33d be expecting me if y3u g3t pie ar3und baker butt🕸️

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Barely Survived
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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

o..kkay? .. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +2
Total: 2

,,if im in here and y3ure 3ut there and we're in here and y3ure in there🕸️

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@castleYokle[CY]

then_where_is_the_sherrif__?_?_?_?_?_?_?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@castleYokle[CY]

,,and wheeEeerees the caveman?🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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ritchykeldamed
a badge for those with gilded golden taste in riches, and in beautiful men too.
bisexual
love yourself
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Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth
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@benignantAppertain[BA]

=>>>:[ My scuttlebuggy!! My rules!!>>>

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

,,preach dude n3 fucking with the tunes🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5