presto
@fuckyourMachine
cuz im nosy| burn it | ooky spooky fuck u fruity | if you got ghosts hit the line tell my boss to cut me a bigger check| i-i-i see dead peepol f the emp🕸️ ((lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/presto))
,,3ld man survived being t3rtured via nugget https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/peaceandl3ve.png🕸️
,,punched the c3ffee table because n3 3ne jumps my pinky stub and gets away with that shit🕸️
,,3ld man survived being t3rtured via nugget https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/peaceandl3ve.png🕸️
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOOF!!!
,,his visi3n is shiiiiidddtttt lma3333 just like his big ass s3n🕸️
,,lma3 ragebaiting my mates fat dad #fatd3galert https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/ragebaiting.jpeg🕸️
₍^. .^₎⟆ G!ve em the nugg bro꠹
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,,nah im super g3nna starve him n3t really lma3 hes already eaten like 3 d3nt let me fucking with him f33l u th3se dashing g33d l33ks already w3rked their magic🕸️
₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrobably, dude looks l!en a purrofesss!onal꠹
,,hes retired but yeah hes g3t s3me swag left in th3se b3nes i might just c3nsider handing this nug 3ver🕸️
₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah! Reward that chonky man for h!s hard work!꠹
,,its like a stupid am3unt 3f pe3ple wh3 die nude bare assed y3u kn3w h3w much titty and wang i see 3n the daily a b33b here a h3le there 3h hell3 sir h3w are y3u fine thanks and little d3es the guy kn3w theres ass af33t and fl3ating #nsfw🕸️
,,this is n3t my beautiful hive this is n3t my beautiful knife🕸️
Yes, yes. Hailing scronge.
... ..n No
I just want my ass unpopped????
Scared of prolapse....
Sigh. Yeah. I saw them.
If your wizards aren’t majority old and bearded, or at the very least an occasional bumbling newbie that plans on being a great court wizard one day, they are not the type of wizards I enjoy. I think it is a disgrace to the hobby to make wizards just regular people with magic.
I'm ashamed to say I allowed my publisher to bully me into making Calmasis younger and younger in every draft. I really should have put my foot down at thirty-three, instead of twenty-two. Oh well.
This is a tragedy that one can never truly get over.
,,my scrub daddy and scrub m3mmy made a scrub baby🕸️
,,my kitchen is g3nna be s3 fucking clean y3u think i can sell them f3r pr3fit i think theyre like nega-pests🕸️
< SCRONGE >
< WELCOME TO THE WORLD SCRONGE >
< ALL HAIL SCRONGE >
[]> SURE YOU COULD SELL THEM BUT IN THE EXPENSE OF THE TROLL BUYING THEYLL ALSO HAVE A SCRUBBY PEST<[]
,,the dark web scr3nge market is calling t3 me keldam i see 33dles and 33dles 3f squeaky clean caegers in my future🕸️
,,t3 any3ne wh3 has ever made apple pie: im g3nna FFFUCK y3u and if y3u ever put like ice cream 3n that im g3nna FFUUUCK y3u #nsfw🕸️
Well tthatt's ratther coldd (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
,,sure dude yeah ice cream and all that yaa yaa yaa yaa we g3tta f3cus 3n y3ur baking g33d g33d be expecting me if y3u g3t pie ar3und baker butt🕸️
,,if im in here and y3ure 3ut there and we're in here and y3ure in there🕸️
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=>>>:[ My scuttlebuggy!! My rules!!>>>
WATCH ME HIT THIS SICK DRIFT.
,,draws in the sand...the b3ys behind the dive bar d3nt wanna fight me...they say my ass d3esnt hang 3ut en3ugh fr3m my pant sag...sigh...🕸️
,,f3r every 20 bulge dry cr3nus there's 1 dualscar 3ut there GETTING it its a universal c3nstant i learned it in sch33l🕸️
,,zzzz hm huh aughhh 20 m3re ...sweeps mmnmmnm zzzzs🕸️
,,i d3nt have a 6th sense like every3ne thinks its a sense f3r bullshit and the b3dy releases the bullshit al3ng with he spirit 3nce y3u kick it but i travel miles in these b33ts thr3ugh bs everyday they sh3uld reward me f3r my brave acts🕸️
,,just s3mething ab3ut th3se 3ffice c3gs g3t me like mee3w raaur screeeech blelghghblellblrghghgeeruuuuhhhhhcawcaw caw🕸️
yeah
das me also is ur bulb lids pierced dats crazay
,,if y3u say typ3s 3 times in the mirr3r the chittr man c3mes #ripbirthdayb3y🕸️
,,#gh3stfiles last w3rds: wubba lubba dub dub death: butt-crack r3cket🕸️