Jezter Noname
@apprehensiveLaughter
⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆ Glad to be here ( ´ ▽ `)/ ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆ c3< @goeticAssimilation
Hello everyone, I'm Jezz.. I am a membber of Fizzno's BBig TTopp, also kknown as TThe Sunsett Circus. I'm tthe residdentt acrobbatt andd conttorttionistt- quitte tthe show when you ttry tto ppictture someone who is 9'4 ttry tto bbendd likke a pprettzel! Haha.. PPlease come ddown andd wattch tthe show. Itt's a ppleasure tto pperform for you. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
[D] Difference between a catfish and a legislacerator?] [O] One is a slimy, disgusting, bottom-feeding creature that belongs underwater and the other is a fish.]
[ADDENDUM:] Not my boss here at Vreidi and Vessek naturally!!!]
I am.. genuinely confusedd where I fall on tthis scale. TThere is a ppictture of me on my pprofile bbutt- itt ddoesn'tt show everytthing? I nott a ppurpple, bbutt I am justt over 9 feett ttall, nott includding horns, however.. I kknow I have a very ttiny waistt. I tthinkk Fizz can wrapp bbotth handds aroundd itt andd have his fingers meett. BButt my chestt is.. widder tthan my hipps? I ddon'tt kknow how else tto ddescribbe itt otther tthan my ttorso lookks likke wine gobblett. Am I sttill a ttwinkk?? Am I sometthing else? Or ddo I nott gett tto bbe on tthis sppecttrum..? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
chicken strips? i mean if it pays good i suppose #nsfw #attemptathumor
⊹ It made me giggle ⊹
I'm so confusedd.. (᨟ ~ ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
MY MAT3SPRIT3 K3PT SAYING THAT I HAD A BAD S3NS3 0F DIR3CTI0N. S0 I PACK3D MY BAGS AND RIGHT. #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
Whatt ddidd one eye say tto tthe otther? "Justt bbettween you andd me, sometthing smells." (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
I’m adddicttedd tto bbrakke fluidd, bbutt itt’s OKK bbecause I can sttopp att any ttime. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
Whatt ddo you call a bbookk on Voyeurism? A PPeepping TTome. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o oh how fun a joke th@ is!~°o and quite a fun activity as well!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
Why ddon’tt chemistts likke ppuns? All tthe bbestt ones argon. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
How can you ttell when a clockk is hungry? Itt goes bbackk four secondds. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
if you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN they get upset
hehehe ppeopple acttually likke my jokkes tthatt's so nice (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o your jokes are a welcome sight, dearest cousin!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo!~°o haahaahaa!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
somettimes she concerns me... #vagueppostting Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( not vague enough, ⩊eather boy )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( I'm going to hit you ⩊ith a scuttlebuggy )^≼ฅ
A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( booooooooo )^≼ฅ
Why ddidd tthe scarecrow gett an awardd? He was outtsttandding in his fieldd. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( I am begging you to get a day job )^≼ฅ
DDo you justt sttalkk tthe ttimeline waitting for my chittts..? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
I’m gladd I kknow sign language, itt’s pprettty handdy. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( ωe should make you a mime instead )^≼ฅ
How many ttickkles ddoes itt needd bbefore an octtoppus laughs? TTen ttickkles. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( Stick to being a pretzel. They don't talk )^≼ฅ
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Heeheehee!! Quite a good one ^^ ⚓︎
DDidd you hear abboutt tthe glass bblower who acciddenttally inhaledd? He gott sttomach ppane. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( this is ⩊hy you have a silent act )^≼ฅ
DDidd you kknow ungulatte hoofbbeastt can jumpp higher tthan tthe average hive? Itt’s bbecause of ttheir sttrong hindd legs andd tthe factt tthatt tthe average hive can’tt jumpp. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( boooooo )^≼ฅ