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Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter

⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆ Glad to be here ( ´ ▽ `)/ ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆ c3< @goeticAssimilation

Blood: AnonymousAge: 28 years13.3 sweepsKult Score: 495Kull Score: 4208 followers 14 following

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Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I am.. genuinely confusedd where I fall on tthis scale. TThere is a ppictture of me on my pprofile bbutt- itt ddoesn'tt show everytthing? I nott a ppurpple, bbutt I am justt over 9 feett ttall, nott includding horns, however.. I kknow I have a very ttiny waistt. I tthinkk Fizz can wrapp bbotth handds aroundd itt andd have his fingers meett. BButt my chestt is.. widder tthan my hipps? I ddon'tt kknow how else tto ddescribbe itt otther tthan my ttorso lookks likke wine gobblett. Am I sttill a ttwinkk?? Am I sometthing else? Or ddo I nott gett tto bbe on tthis sppecttrum..? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

#genuine-question

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I'm so confusedd.. (᨟ ~ ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Whatt ddidd one eye say tto tthe otther? "Justt bbettween you andd me, sometthing smells." (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I’m adddicttedd tto bbrakke fluidd, bbutt itt’s OKK bbecause I can sttopp att any ttime. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Whatt ddo you call a bbookk on Voyeurism? A PPeepping TTome. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh how fun a joke th@ is!~°o and quite a fun activity as well!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Why ddon’tt chemistts likke ppuns? All tthe bbestt ones argon. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

How can you ttell when a clockk is hungry? Itt goes bbackk four secondds. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +20

Kull: +12

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.67

@mrBenedict[MB]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

hehehe ppeopple acttually likke my jokkes tthatt's so nice (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +37

Kull: +17

Total: 54

Ratio: 2.18

@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o your jokes are a welcome sight, dearest cousin!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jovialMerryment[JM]

@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Yipppee! Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

〔•෴•〕 < HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo!~°o haahaahaa!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

somettimes she concerns me... #vagueppostting Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +11

Kull: +10

Total: 21

Ratio: 1.10

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( not vague enough, ⩊eather boy )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( I'm going to hit you ⩊ith a scuttlebuggy )^≼ฅ

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +32

Kull: +17

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.88

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( booooooooo )^≼ฅ

〔•෴•〕 < HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Why ddidd tthe scarecrow gett an awardd? He was outtsttandding in his fieldd. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( I am begging you to get a day job )^≼ฅ

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

DDo you justt sttalkk tthe ttimeline waitting for my chittts..? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kull: +7

Total: 7

@archivalApathy[AA]

-kzzzt- lik£d y°ur #j°k£ -kzzzzt-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( •̀ ε •́ )^≼ฅ

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

(᨟ ͜● ᨟) tthankk you Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I’m gladd I kknow sign language, itt’s pprettty handdy. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( ωe should make you a mime instead )^≼ฅ

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

:( Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

How many ttickkles ddoes itt needd bbefore an octtoppus laughs? TTen ttickkles. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( Stick to being a pretzel. They don't talk )^≼ฅ

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

:( Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@starryNereid[SN]

˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Heeheehee!! Quite a good one ^^ ⚓︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

:DD Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

DDidd you hear abboutt tthe glass bblower who acciddenttally inhaledd? He gott sttomach ppane. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( this is ⩊hy you have a silent act )^≼ฅ

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

you're always so mean tto me.. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

DDidd you kknow ungulatte hoofbbeastt can jumpp higher tthan tthe average hive? Itt’s bbecause of ttheir sttrong hindd legs andd tthe factt tthatt tthe average hive can’tt jumpp. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( boooooo )^≼ฅ

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

:( Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Barely Survived

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I have tto say I'm very happpy tthatt tthis sitte has a hemo-anonymous featture (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +52

Kull: +35

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.49

@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o dearest cousin, theres little need to fear for clowns of all castes are welcome here!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I justt ddon'tt likke showing mine in general is all A lott of tthe ttime tthey ddo force you tto share your colour likke itt's a governmentt ddocumentt andd I ddon'tt.. likke tthatt.. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh deary me, i am so very sorry to hear of your discomfort :•< alas it is such th@ we must endure, regardless of blood if we wish to ensure a place for us both, in carnival most dark and so it is why one's bite must be potent as their bark!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Nyrita, Prince of Blood

@bummelBoogie[BB]

hell 7eah, wel(ome, fellow hemoanon

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

I.. can ddefinittely say my bbitte andd my bbarkk are very similar levels.. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( non-existent )^≼ฅ

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Your greetting is very apppreciattedd..! Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Hello everyone, I'm Jezz.. I am a membber of Fizzno's BBig TTopp, also kknown as TThe Sunsett Circus. I'm tthe residdentt acrobbatt andd conttorttionistt- quitte tthe show when you ttry tto ppictture someone who is 9'4 ttry tto bbendd likke a pprettzel! Haha.. PPlease come ddown andd wattch tthe show. Itt's a ppleasure tto pperform for you. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +27

Kull: +5

Total: 32

Ratio: 5.40

@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o i will be sure to w@ch this most magnificent show!~°o a joy it will be to indulge in revelry!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +10

Total: 10