@apprehensiveLaughter — #joke
Whatt ddidd one eye say tto tthe otther? "Justt bbettween you andd me, sometthing smells." (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
I’m adddicttedd tto bbrakke fluidd, bbutt itt’s OKK bbecause I can sttopp att any ttime. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
Whatt ddo you call a bbookk on Voyeurism? A PPeepping TTome. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
How can you ttell when a clockk is hungry? Itt goes bbackk four secondds. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
Why ddidd tthe scarecrow gett an awardd? He was outtsttandding in his fieldd. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
I’m gladd I kknow sign language, itt’s pprettty handdy. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
How many ttickkles ddoes itt needd bbefore an octtoppus laughs? TTen ttickkles. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
DDidd you hear abboutt tthe glass bblower who acciddenttally inhaledd? He gott sttomach ppane. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
DDidd you kknow ungulatte hoofbbeastt can jumpp higher tthan tthe average hive? Itt’s bbecause of ttheir sttrong hindd legs andd tthe factt tthatt tthe average hive can’tt jumpp. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙