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@fuckyourMachine

cuz im nosy| burn it | ooky spooky fuck u fruity | if you got ghosts hit the line tell my boss to cut me a bigger check| i-i-i see dead peepol f the emp🕸️ ((lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/presto))

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 593Kull Score: 5557 followers5 following

,,punched the c3ffee table because n3 3ne jumps my pinky stub and gets away with that shit🕸️

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

shøv thę tąblę vhø's bøss.

,,3ld man survived being t3rtured via nugget https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/peaceandl3ve.png🕸️

Kult: +37
Kull: +20
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.85

xx_HES_SO_KYOOOOOOOT_ZOMG_HIS_WIDDLE_GLASSES_xx

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOOF!!!

,,his visi3n is shiiiiidddtttt lma3333 just like his big ass s3n🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,b3w w3wwwwww 3r h3w this guy says he g3es AUUUURRR🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,lma3 ragebaiting my mates fat dad #fatd3galert https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/ragebaiting.jpeg🕸️

Kult: +99
Kull: +45
Total: 144
Ratio: 2.20

₍^. .^₎⟆ G!ve em the nugg bro꠹

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,,idk has he like earned it?🕸️

,,nah im super g3nna starve him n3t really lma3 hes already eaten like 3 d3nt let me fucking with him f33l u th3se dashing g33d l33ks already w3rked their magic🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrobably, dude looks l!en a purrofesss!onal꠹

-{ [B]roooooo :( ☽

,,hes fiiiine chill 3ut hes being greedy🕸️

,,hes retired but yeah hes g3t s3me swag left in th3se b3nes i might just c3nsider handing this nug 3ver🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah! Reward that chonky man for h!s hard work!꠹

,,its like a stupid am3unt 3f pe3ple wh3 die nude bare assed y3u kn3w h3w much titty and wang i see 3n the daily a b33b here a h3le there 3h hell3 sir h3w are y3u fine thanks and little d3es the guy kn3w theres ass af33t and fl3ating #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

,,this is n3t my beautiful hive this is n3t my beautiful knife🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

,,all hail scr3nge🕸️

Kult: +70
Kull: +65
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.08

Yes, yes. Hailing scronge.

,,harder hail him harder till ur ass p3ps🕸️

... ..n No

,,n3nbeliever🕸️

I just want my ass unpopped????

,,but..but...why *my lip quivering*🕸️

Scared of prolapse....

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,hey speaking 3f pr3lapse did y3u see th3se chicks the 3ther day🕸️

Sigh. Yeah. I saw them.

,,me t33 br3 me t33 its g3nna be 3kay🕸️

,,my scrub daddy and scrub m3mmy made a scrub baby🕸️

Kult: +75
Kull: +60
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.25

,,h3lding it in my arms rn quick it needs a name🕸️

,,my kitchen is g3nna be s3 fucking clean y3u think i can sell them f3r pr3fit i think theyre like nega-pests🕸️

< SCRONGE >

,,dude.🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,yes.🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

< WELCOME TO THE WORLD SCRONGE >

,,all hail scr3nge🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

< ALL HAIL SCRONGE >

[]> SURE YOU COULD SELL THEM BUT IN THE EXPENSE OF THE TROLL BUYING THEYLL ALSO HAVE A SCRUBBY PEST<[]

,,the dark web scr3nge market is calling t3 me keldam i see 33dles and 33dles 3f squeaky clean caegers in my future🕸️

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

,,t3 any3ne wh3 has ever made apple pie: im g3nna FFFUCK y3u and if y3u ever put like ice cream 3n that im g3nna FFUUUCK y3u #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60

Well tthatt's ratther coldd (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

,,y3u bake? 🫵🕸️

oh uh I was justt makking a ppun.. bbutt I guess? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

,,sure dude yeah ice cream and all that yaa yaa yaa yaa we g3tta f3cus 3n y3ur baking g33d g33d be expecting me if y3u g3t pie ar3und baker butt🕸️

o..kkay? .. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +2
Total: 2

,,if im in here and y3ure 3ut there and we're in here and y3ure in there🕸️

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

then_where_is_the_sherrif__?_?_?_?_?_?_?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@castleYokle[CY]

,,and wheeEeerees the caveman?🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,draws in the sand...the b3ys behind the dive bar d3nt wanna fight me...they say my ass d3esnt hang 3ut en3ugh fr3m my pant sag...sigh...🕸️

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50

,,f3r every 20 bulge dry cr3nus there's 1 dualscar 3ut there GETTING it its a universal c3nstant i learned it in sch33l🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

,,zzzz hm huh aughhh 20 m3re ...sweeps mmnmmnm zzzzs🕸️

Kult: +10
Total: 10

,,i d3nt have a 6th sense like every3ne thinks its a sense f3r bullshit and the b3dy releases the bullshit al3ng with he spirit 3nce y3u kick it but i travel miles in these b33ts thr3ugh bs everyday they sh3uld reward me f3r my brave acts🕸️

,,lets mcfreakin l3se it🕸️

Kult: +15
Total: 15

,,just s3mething ab3ut th3se 3ffice c3gs g3t me like mee3w raaur screeeech blelghghblellblrghghgeeruuuuhhhhhcawcaw caw🕸️

Kult: +30
Kull: +20
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.50

yeah

,,https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/heh%20ya.png🕸️

das me also is ur bulb lids pierced dats crazay

,,yeah man it was like pretty easy its just 3n 3ne eye🕸️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,if y3u say typ3s 3 times in the mirr3r the chittr man c3mes #ripbirthdayb3y🕸️

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

,,#gh3stfiles last w3rds: wubba lubba dub dub death: butt-crack r3cket🕸️

Kult: +12
Total: 12

,,extreme c3up3ning by g3ing t3 the st3re eating 1 twix (the left) and leaving the c3unter man a few l33se shillings f3r my meal he thinks im fueling up but im c3up3ning that 3ut 3f an3ther scuttle s3 its c3vered🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

,,mates dad is always sniffing 3ut the burger in my p3cket d3nt remember asking f3r harassment fr3m the elderly 3n my p3cket burger🕸️

Kult: +47
Kull: +40
Total: 87
Ratio: 1.18

^you>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,l33k what the fart wafted in whats up bruthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🕸️

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Total: 5

ccānt ēvēn blāmē ēm īf ūr pøckētbūrgēr smēlls gøød dønt bē stīngy

,,call me a feeder cuz i made this d3g huge with the p3cket burgers i kn3w hes sniffing 3ut i am graci3us maybe t33 graci3us🕸️

^you are the wafted in fart....its you>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

,,smelled y3u bef3re i saw y3u🕸️

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Total: 5

^cause of your big ass nostrils>

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Total: 5

,,sniffed 3ut that big ass head🕸️

,,im like any3ne else i put 3n my sh3es sling my mega sized wang 3ver my sh3ulder pick myself up by the b33tstraps t3 take 3n the day #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00