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@fuckyourMachine

cuz im nosy| burn it | ooky spooky fuck u fruity | if you got ghosts hit the line tell my boss to cut me a bigger check| i-i-i see dead peepol f the emp🕸️ ((lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/presto))

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 728Kull Score: 7019 followers 5 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,why even w3rk 3n friday what's the p3int br3 its the edging day 3f the week, just stay h3me but anyways 3mw t3 make a scene at the mates j3b and get every3ne the day 3ff #myvanvsthebusinessc3mplex🕸️

#myvanvsthebusinesscomplex

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,they t33k the might beanz in the div3rce🕸️

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,3kay but d3es the fly kn3w its pissing me 3ff🕸️

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@skittishProphet[SP]

^yeah i sent it to do that>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,c3mputa send 2 flies t3 this guys l3cati3n 2 s3 he thinks theres just 1 thats really persistent 3n getting 3n his stinky little head🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

@skittishProphet[SP]

^you will rue this day>

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,3kay bl3nde white child fr3m icarly🕸️

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,l3ng penis pr3bs #draggingitbehindme3nmywayt3w3rk🕸️

#draggingitbehindmeonmywaytowork

Kult: +105

Kull: +95

Total: 200

Ratio: 1.11

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ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ HGOLY SHIT ᐖA GROWERRRRRRR U WILL BE FOREBER IN MY HART PENIᐖSBOYE ᐛ

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,L3ng penis pride brutha🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,my penis turns int3 the penis m3bile and i flip int3 it remembering the girl that made this all p3ssible🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ HGOLY SHITᐖT IS IT STILL ATTAᑈHEᐖ 2 U WHEN U FLIP INSIᐖE OR ᐖIᐖ IT POP OFF LIKE SᑈHMOP ᐛ

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,yeah it came 3ff and transf3rmed like a gundam ree ruur raaa transf3rmati3n s3unds d3esn't y3urs d3 that ree ruu chhhk🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ HEBIᑈOPPER. ATTAᑈHEᐖ B3 ᐛ

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,h3ly shit we getting air 33hh fuckk w33aahh fwumfwumfwumfwumfwum with 3ur c3mbined penis p3wers fwumfwumfwum we make fwum fwum fwum slightly ab3ve average penis🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ᐖEY WERE ALREᐖᐖY ABOVE ABERAGE. IN QUALITYY ☝️ #ᐖAPENIᐖSBRUᐖᐖERS ᐛ

#dapenidsbrudders

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,dude fuckkkk yessss #penisbrudders defeating crime 3ne ball at a time🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ BY OUR POWERZ ᑈOMBINEᐖ..................WE ᑈAN GET TALL AN GO IN A PLAᑈE ᐛ

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,*t3 the tune 3f hey-ya* yall d3nt wanna listen...yall just wanna berry tsk #berryp3sting🕸️

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,Fuck hes g3nna be pissed i ate t33 much cheese i flew t3 cl3se t3 the sun 33ps l3l🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,shitt hammm y3ure l33king g33d t3night y3u d3nt mind g3ing in with me and cheese slice d3 y3u girl c3rse y3u w3uldnt get in here🕸️

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@chillerAficionado[CA]

i want whatever is wrong with you to be wrong with me

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,its spread by kiss pucker up🕸️

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,mates asleep, finally, time f3r me t3 eat sliced cheese fr3m the package🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,#matespritm3nday I l3ve my Vern y3u kn3w with3ut that guy I w3uld've skipped 3ut 3n taxes f3r the 3rd sweep in a r3w lma3 n3w I d3 that shit 3n time thats crazy fuck the emp but n3w I d3nt g3tta keep the bat by the d33r when the tax dr3ne c3mes kn3cking l3ve u babe🕸️

#matespritmonday

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,punched the c3ffee table because n3 3ne jumps my pinky stub and gets away with that shit🕸️

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@deepwaterStriker[DS]

shøv thę tąblę vhø's bøss.

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,3ld man survived being t3rtured via nugget https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/peaceandl3ve.png🕸️

Kult: +37

Kull: +20

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.85

LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_HES_SO_KYOOOOOOOT_ZOMG_HIS_WIDDLE_GLASSES_xx

fraimi, cupid expert

@playfulPinniped[PP]

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOOF!!!

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,his visi3n is shiiiiidddtttt lma3333 just like his big ass s3n🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,b3w w3wwwwww 3r h3w this guy says he g3es AUUUURRR🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,lma3 ragebaiting my mates fat dad #fatd3galert https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/ragebaiting.jpeg🕸️

Kult: +99

Kull: +45

Total: 144

Ratio: 2.20

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ G!ve em the nugg bro꠹

LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_HOLY_SHART_LAWL_HES_SO_KYOOT_AND_FAT_HAAHJHAAHA_I_HOEP_U_GAVE_HIM_DA_NUGGET_AFTER_ALLA_DIS_xx

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,idk has he like earned it?🕸️

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,nah im super g3nna starve him n3t really lma3 hes already eaten like 3 d3nt let me fucking with him f33l u th3se dashing g33d l33ks already w3rked their magic🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrobably, dude looks l!en a purrofesss!onal꠹

@cartilaginousCasino[CC]

-{ [B]roooooo :( ☽

↩ @cartilaginousCasino[CC]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,hes fiiiine chill 3ut hes being greedy🕸️

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,hes retired but yeah hes g3t s3me swag left in th3se b3nes i might just c3nsider handing this nug 3ver🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah! Reward that chonky man for h!s hard work!꠹

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,its like a stupid am3unt 3f pe3ple wh3 die nude bare assed y3u kn3w h3w much titty and wang i see 3n the daily a b33b here a h3le there 3h hell3 sir h3w are y3u fine thanks and little d3es the guy kn3w theres ass af33t and fl3ating #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,this is n3t my beautiful hive this is n3t my beautiful knife🕸️

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,all hail scr3nge🕸️

Kult: +70

Kull: +65

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.08

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yes, yes. Hailing scronge.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,harder hail him harder till ur ass p3ps🕸️

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

... ..n No

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,n3nbeliever🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I just want my ass unpopped????

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,but..but...why *my lip quivering*🕸️

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Scared of prolapse....

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,hey speaking 3f pr3lapse did y3u see th3se chicks the 3ther day🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Sigh. Yeah. I saw them.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,me t33 br3 me t33 its g3nna be 3kay🕸️

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,my scrub daddy and scrub m3mmy made a scrub baby🕸️

Kult: +75

Kull: +60

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.25

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,h3lding it in my arms rn quick it needs a name🕸️

↩ @croesusKahuna[CK]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,my kitchen is g3nna be s3 fucking clean y3u think i can sell them f3r pr3fit i think theyre like nega-pests🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara

@punkedupClowns[PC]

< SCRONGE >

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,dude.🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @punkedupClowns[PC]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,yes.🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara

@punkedupClowns[PC]

< WELCOME TO THE WORLD SCRONGE >

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,all hail scr3nge🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara

@punkedupClowns[PC]

< ALL HAIL SCRONGE >

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

@croesusKahuna[CK]

[]> SURE YOU COULD SELL THEM BUT IN THE EXPENSE OF THE TROLL BUYING THEYLL ALSO HAVE A SCRUBBY PEST<[]

↩ @croesusKahuna[CK]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,the dark web scr3nge market is calling t3 me keldam i see 33dles and 33dles 3f squeaky clean caegers in my future🕸️

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,t3 any3ne wh3 has ever made apple pie: im g3nna FFFUCK y3u and if y3u ever put like ice cream 3n that im g3nna FFUUUCK y3u #nsfw🕸️

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

Well tthatt's ratther coldd (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,y3u bake? 🫵🕸️

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

oh uh I was justt makking a ppun.. bbutt I guess? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

↩ @apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,sure dude yeah ice cream and all that yaa yaa yaa yaa we g3tta f3cus 3n y3ur baking g33d g33d be expecting me if y3u g3t pie ar3und baker butt🕸️

↩ @fuckyourMachine[FM]

@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

o..kkay? .. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,if im in here and y3ure 3ut there and we're in here and y3ure in there🕸️

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@castleYokle[CY]

then_where_is_the_sherrif__?_?_?_?_?_?_?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,and wheeEeerees the caveman?🕸️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,draws in the sand...the b3ys behind the dive bar d3nt wanna fight me...they say my ass d3esnt hang 3ut en3ugh fr3m my pant sag...sigh...🕸️

Kult: +9

Kull: +2

Total: 11

Ratio: 4.50

@fuckyourMachine[FM]

,,f3r every 20 bulge dry cr3nus there's 1 dualscar 3ut there GETTING it its a universal c3nstant i learned it in sch33l🕸️

Kult: +7

Total: 7