Zurven Saekul
@skittishProphet
he/him ^will make a glass figure of your lusus for one (1) starburst jellybean>
My worst crim3- is going into hiding and d3-priving th3- public of my fac3-
^everything you say and do is a new indescribably disappointing and terrible crime>
♰ funny how the only people hating that chitt happen to have fins :) ♰
can't a guy g3-nuin3-ly b3-li3-v3- in lowblood lib3-ration and ALSO want ass pats for it?
♰ not if you're still using terms like that :) how can you believe in liberation when you're still consistently denoting them as "low" ♰
^sorry i let my stupid dumb ass fish have unmoderated internet access for like five minutes>
^they really just let anyone get on the internet and say shit>
(thats kinda the poOoOoint aint it if a moOoOotherfucker wanna fuck shit up oOoOon a tuesday y shoOoOouldnt they)>
^wait you're onto something. you're right. lock all of these people up in their hives and never let them out again that was a close one thanks>
^oh man you sure got me with that one im gonna be up all night thinking about how got i was by this>
Nawthin as good as bein nuddy eow'soide to the forest.. Unless its someone doin it and oym wahtchin thaem frawm a bush.. #OutInTheWild
if popcorn were a person id let it fuck me idc anymore
kettlecorn can get it, but i'd top kettlecorn, whereas popcorn could top me
✨🍭🕷️ get jeff the pregnant 🕷️🍭✨
^i think you need to be put on a chittr timeout im telling your girlfriend>
I Just Learned The Sun
1m g01ng t0 b3 h0n3st 1m n0t th4t s3xu4l 1 just l1k3 th3 4tt3nt10n 4nd 1m v3ry l0n3ly s0rry t0 d1ss4p01nt X_x
^lying on the internet is truly the fastest way to make friends. never forget>
troll kafka. was onto. something.
^like about the waking up as a huge bug thing or what>