
Wolf
@decoratedSmoothie
Wolf in a gang named Wolfgang. I know, I know. Hold your applause.
Mr. Cool as fuck can do everything ever doesn't even pack his own lunches btw. He would eat roadkill if it weren't for me.
The girls have gotten so much rowdier since we settled down here. I guess I should be happy they're taking the adjustment well.
Imagine being a big bad purple blood that has to lie on the internet for internet points.
Paw prints all over the floor. My beautiful, just mopped floor.
I would bet all of the money in my wallet he's only posting that so people can talk to him about his fucking pecs.
Oh god, they're going to inflate his fucking ego so big by the end of the night.
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not a fan of the bald white man and you know what i mean when i say it and no im not talking about anthony fantano this time






