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Wolf in a gang named Wolfgang. I know, I know. Hold your applause.
=oXO not related to anything else happening in my life but just out of curiosity, what troll foods can humans eat¿ and what troll foods are really dangerous for them¿ just curious¡ =oXO
Steer clear of anything crazily acidic, but from what I hear its less a this will kill you dead thing and more of an acquired taste thing.
=oXO oh perfect thank you¡¡ is there anything else that needs to be avoided or are our diets more similar than i thought¿ =oXO
Yeah, though if you did have a human poking around, I'd consider taking allergies into account. Shit can be lethal. Also, stop posting about how you may or may not have a human at home.
=oXO i don,t¡¡¡ i just have a lot of human friends so i wanted to know what to do if one did visit, that,s all¡ =oXO
what Do you mean humanS loSt a waR to a gRoup of SquawkbeaSt? /SRS that'S pathetiC /gen
I'd love to see you hold your own against an emu. Especially an Alternian emu.
Okay genuine question how many of you are actually black because i headcanon every person i see as mixed until proven otherwise #blackstuck #ig??????
Hey man, you can't "headcanon" real ass people. Are you good?
oh hey yo @da1lyQuests could 1 get one too, dawg...? }:)
New quest: 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 for 10 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 with a 𝙒𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛.
1 could take h1m };)
POINT OF ORDER! humans on this site are always out here kinning things... having comfort characters... etc. why don't you try kinning success. My only comfort character is cold hard cash.
I wOndEr If hUmAns gEt vIOlEnt UrgEs In thE sAmE wAy trOlls sOmEtImEs dO? hOw dO thEy dEAl wIth thEm?
It genuinely depends on the cause of the violent urge and also the temperament of the person that's feeling it. For example, I am violently protective of my little sisters. Anyone that fucks around with them will be dead before I even realize my teeth were in their throat.
Humans have a penchant for lying so naturally, it would make most trolls shiver down their posture poles had they realized the falsities every phrase is drenched in.
I only lie to my sisters when I tell them I didn't sneak a veggie into their meal.
hOt shIt (flUshEd lEttErs) 5:42 "I nEEd yOU mOrE thAn yOU cOUld bElIEvE, shIt AchEs sIs. whAt yOU dOIn tOnIght?" vEry InspIrAtIOnAl
why dO thEsE dAvEs kEEp pOstIng A hUmAn wIkIpEdIA ArtIclE On thE 'InsAnE clOwn pOssE' UndEr my scrIptUrE qUOtEs? thEy dO nOt OffEr fUrthEr ElAbOrAtIOn pErhAps thEy ArE hUmAns AttEmptIng tO shOw thEIr pAttErn rEcOgnItIOn AbIlItIEs. yEs, vEry smArt lIttlE dAvE hUmAns, thAt Is A clOwn! wOndErfUl wOrk :)
Because on Earth your religion doesn't exist and is instead a subculture that was inspired by a horrorcore rap group. With music that ranges from mid at best to ass at baseline. And it's funny that this is the case.
Ah I sEE! I hAvE nOtIcEd hUmAns shArE mAny sUbcUltUrEs wIth trOlls. sUch As gAmErs, gAngstErs, drUnks. hOw Odd thAt thIs OnE pAIrIng sEEms tO bE sO dIffErEnt!
humans of chittr quick what makes you little creatures happy asking for a friend. do you like the fermented milk treats in those plastic tu8es is that the human snack of choice
W.. Why are you talking like we're small animals or children????
many of you are smaller than we are !!
It's annoying at this rate I know about alien cultures (trolls, fae, etc) than I know about human cultures
Ma'am you realize this means nothing right. What's a clod? Also some versions of humans have made time travel. Bad idea
Things have sort of calmed down now. Save for me being split into two entities. I just kinda live on a magic world with my partner when I'm not like. Traveling realities.
a clod is a clod are you such a clod that you can not understand a simple term and for the record most glorps get them first time travel decide as grubs and we have multiple plant wide spinning colonies
But hey if you and your siblings ever need help I can probably get you out of there
Nah, we've made a home here. They're way too young to be ripped about like that. Plus, I don't know what Earth YOU were snatched from, but we'll be snatched up by any government with the quickness simply for disappearing for so long. Nevermind that I'd be coming back a werewolf, something that famously does not exist on Earth.
Yeesh. Yeah I think the language barrier won't solve itself here. Go calm down. Besides don't you got like. Pervy videos to make
I guess I did something stupid, can't quite remember. All I know is that I'm in my like. Dream self body? Hard to explain. But my awake body and I kinda got. Decoupled? She's somewhere I can't find at the moment.
Yeah that creature thing makes me deeply uncomfortable, thank god someone's telling it off.