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Wolf

@decoratedSmoothie

Yeah, yeah, a guy named Wolfgang who became a werewolf and joined a gang. Yuck it up.

Blood: TealKult Score: 811Kull Score: 107412 followers8 following

Oh no, the nerds are gonna get me.

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h≡y

Hey

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I'm too hot to know LOTR.

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:33 < did mew knyow that afpurr lotr gimli and legolas explurred meowddle earth looking at cool stuff as buddies?

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FUCK YOU I'M HOT BUT I KNOW FANTASY EPIC GAME

[LO$ER BEHAVIOR]

wanna watch it with m≡ som≡tim≡ i gotta s≡≡ it too

Yeah, we can

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scor≡

Watching Foxtrot make breakfast for Lark and Colton. The world can be so beautiful. Even if she did say I wasn't invited to their breakfast lmao

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thats fuck≡d up man why cant you go to br≡akfast too

Because I am "mean and evil!!!!" Which is code for I sent them to bed once dawn was creeping up on us

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lmao okay i s≡≡ your≡ fuck≡d up and ≡vil

It's crazy how fucked up and evil I am when you think about it

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your sick and twist≡d mind

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i gotta g≡t outta h≡r≡ im scar≡d

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No, no. You can stay a while.

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okay you pull≡d my l≡g whats up how you b≡≡n

Been good. Trying to get out more, but there aren’t many places I’m itching to go so I’ve mostly been wandering.

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fuck man i g≡t that wanting to go som≡wh≡r≡ but not r≡ally having a plac≡ hop≡ you find som≡ cool trip to mak≡ man

Anyway, I feel compelled to make dinner for Kartah.

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You know what you're doing

𓆩𓆩 🤔 𓆪𓆪

Being a hater

𓆩𓆩 dunno wha✟ ur ✟alking abou✟. look a✟ your pos✟ again. i don'✟ see any ha✟es 𓆪𓆪

A metaphorical hater.

𓆩𓆩 wha✟everrrrr go make dinner for your boy✟oy 𓆪𓆪

I'm making dinner for the people I live with, first.

𓆩𓆩 bax included? 𓆪𓆪

Baxier included.

𓆩𓆩 proper name jumpscare. bu✟ awesome 𓆪𓆪

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I'll date whoever I damn well please in whatever quadrant or charm or whatever the fuck I damn well please.

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𓆩𓆩 ✟ell em 𓆪𓆪

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Oh, god. He's so stupid

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𓆩𓆩 barf 𓆪𓆪

Awoo..

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Awoooo.

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Not apologizing for every human that gets on here and says some dumbshit, btw. I'm shaking my head also. In solidarity.

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you don't gotta apologise for someone just because theie're your species or else all the rest of us got a lot of apologising to do for the murder and shit don't get me wrong some part of me still kinda doesn't even believe humans are a thing beieond roleplaie or something but like am i gonna go around being a dick about it and telling people theie're making shit up? fuck no just cus i never seen one of you mieself doesn't mean you're not real and whether you're real or not it's cruel to tell someone theie ain't what theie saie theie are gotta show a lil faith

and before you saie aniething yes I seen your photos but photos are easie to edit so that doesn't count as seeing you mieself you know

Oh, I don't care if you think I'm an extreme rper or not lmao. Love your nuanced take though. You're cool.

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thanks i just think like if it's real it's gonna be real whether i believe it or not, right? and if it ain't real well doesn't hurt anieone to pretend it is so once the initial confusion passes, there's no point getting weird about it like that one person lmao thanks glad you like mie #hokkaihottake

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Decorated = I have tattoos Smoothie = 1920s slang for someone who is charming, suave, and/or self-assured

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I am also known for being a little vain. ((c: @naughtyTechnician ))

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✨🍭🕷️ no yours stay inside 🕷️🍭✨

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Candy JUST said I can keep my boobs out.

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𓆩𓆩 girl wha✟ 𓆪𓆪

𓆩𓆩 wha✟ever 𓆪𓆪

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✨🍭🕷️ yours are scary 🕷️🍭✨

𓆩𓆩 ???????? ??? 𓆪𓆪

H

Hi

Hi

Nice tatts.

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There are high bloods in MY comment section and they're telling me they want to eat trash. That's the dream.

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Been looking after this troll kid with Bax for a long time now and I still cant figure out if all you guys are adamant to eat out of the trash left to yournown devices or if hes just a special little guy

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You are a grown adult and you eat trash burgers?

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Ye^h dvh th^t's wh^t | jvst implied.

𓆩𓆩 brandon my fucking goa✟✟✟ ... ✟hough she prob shouldn✟ be ea✟ing garbage ✟ha✟s my bad ill ✟ry and s✟op her if i see i✟ lol i✟s a li✟✟le funny ✟hough 𓆪𓆪

I think mostly she's digging in there to get stuff for Colton after I've told him to get out-- NO ONE SHOULD BE EATING FROM THE TRASH, BAX

.... Why?

𓆩𓆩 ok bu✟ i✟s a li✟✟le funny 𓆪𓆪

Bax I'm going to feed you a trash burger

T^sty.

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𓆩𓆩 lol k 𓆪𓆪

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Trrash ain't th' worrst

I've lived on Alternia for several years and my secret to not dying is that I already did.

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... Some of you are desperate for notifications, huh?

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Boy have I got a bridge to sell some of you

We need to reopen the journal factory.

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we never shoulda closed it man

I hear it burned down and then there were mass layoffs.

damn tragedy... oughta rebuild

If I ever die again, my knife collection goes to my little sisters. And Colton can have my trench club. Baxier gets nothing.

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What's up

𓆩𓆩 why can✟ you leave me some✟hing cool? 𓆪𓆪

A single sunflower seed.

𓆩𓆩 man fuck you 𓆪𓆪

Bro, you get the girls. You know that you're the only person I'd stand for picking up where I left off

𓆩𓆩 ok. i guess ✟ha✟s cu✟e and s✟uff. can i have a✟ leas✟ one knife ✟hough? 𓆪𓆪

lmao You can have which ever kinfe Lark assigns to you.

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𓆩𓆩 yknow wha✟. fair. she'll give me some✟hing cool, i'm sure of i✟ 𓆪𓆪

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Yeah she like Likes you a lot for some reason

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𓆩𓆩 i✟s cause im cool af as hell and she knows ball 𓆪𓆪

You try "raising" three kids with that stupid fuck and then signing on to chittr to see him posting the shittist posts from an ass you've ever seen YOU try it

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as s[]me may say real

I remade as fast as I could

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its good to see youu againn, wolf.

Hey there, Gloom! Happy to see you still kicking

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