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Wolf in a gang named Wolfgang. I know, I know. Hold your applause.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 195Kull Score: 6747 followers3 following

Mr. Cool as fuck can do everything ever doesn't even pack his own lunches btw. He would eat roadkill if it weren't for me.

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:33 < what's wrong with eating purroad kill? :33c

I'm of the opinion that we should leave roadkill eating to pretty cat trolls.

:33 < i s33 :33 < i suppawse mew are purrect on that! :33 < beclaws it is tasty and mine

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im nnot a pretty cat troll. cann i still. eat roadkill too?

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Yes, because you are a delight and you can do whatever you want literally forever.

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wha✟ ✟he fuck dude

Sorry I was making lunch and I remembered you existed, had to chit about it.

ok bu✟ wha✟s for lunch

Lark wanted chicken alfredo. And as you know, she makes all the rules.

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obviously yeah

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The girls have gotten so much rowdier since we settled down here. I guess I should be happy they're taking the adjustment well.

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✟heyre ✟ough as fuuuck ✟heyll prob be able ✟o bea✟ our asses when ✟heyre older

They'll have have to be if they're going to protect Colton.

w✟f col✟on can pro✟ec✟ himself hes ✟ough ✟oo wha✟ u have agains✟ lil bro

Nothing, I was just playing into the idea of the girls growing up strong as fuck. I love Colton, that's our little brother man

✟heyre all gonna be s✟rong as fuck and pro✟ec✟ eacho✟her cuz ✟heyre cool like ✟ha✟

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Imagine being a big bad purple blood that has to lie on the internet for internet points.

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FUCK YOU MAN

What do you say when you want to say apple

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

YOU WISHHHHH YOU FUCKIN WIIIIIIIIISH

The kids are asleep. Lets take this outside. I am going to beat your ass

I specify the type, mostly go for honeycrisp. Or sometimes I use the word Pome.

no✟ if i bea✟ your ass firs✟

Seems like you have it all figured out then. Loving this for you

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Stop chitting and get outside then.

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I told you, I improvise where possible. Kick the fucker's shit in btw.

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Paw prints all over the floor. My beautiful, just mopped floor.

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youd have ✟o reach firs✟

✨🍭🕷️ ok well he can do literally anything forever sorry. those are the rules. 🕷️🍭✨

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Bring your big ass down here unless you're a coward?? Makes sense to me.

Did you consider my floors though? Lark already tracked all kinds of mud in here earlier. Hellworld.

✨🍭🕷️ what if you just never look down again. then youll never know 🕷️🍭✨

jus✟ mad you go✟✟a go on your ✟oes ✟o drag me down anywhere

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

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I slip and fall and die. AND LEAVE BAX TO TAKE CARE OF THE THREE OF THEM??? Nope.!!!

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u wish

✨🍭🕷️ good point ok new plan hive slippers for everyone with scrubbies on the bottom 🕷️🍭✨

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I would bet all of the money in my wallet he's only posting that so people can talk to him about his fucking pecs.

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I mean, if they'rre ni(e pe(s, it's ni(e to get to a/)mirre them!

He does not deserve his pecs to be admired, I promise. He deserves a kick in the head.

✟his guy wan✟s me bad

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Wow the pit(h is strrong herre! I'll let you two talk it out (:C

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Not pitch! NOT PITCH. Not anything.

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✨🍭🕷️ they live together (i like to cause problems) 🕷️🍭✨

Surre thing! Not pit(h, not at all, nuh uh, no /)enial herre! (XC

Hee hee, the tension must be fun in therre!

You.

✨🍭🕷️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aeb74104915c.png 🕷️🍭✨

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Oh god, they're going to inflate his fucking ego so big by the end of the night.

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