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@decoratedSmoothie
Wolf in a gang named Wolfgang. I know, I know. Hold your applause.
Settle an argument for me, is Troll Steam Powered Giraffe considered a clown band? And don't pull that "they're robots" shit that @chillerAficionado tried to pull.
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Computer how do you kill the man that saved your life without feeling guilty about it
Listen. Killer to killer; ain't no way to kill a man wit'out guilt unless ya throw away ya conscience. I tossed that shit eons ago. Threw it into da bin. Comes back every now and then but I kick it to the curb like Ike kicked Tina. Now if you wanna be all hands off about it and white lie yourself around it for ya feefees... get a hitman. Pay /well/. Make SURE the job is done, and make sure it don't come back to ya. You'll sleep soundly after.
Omg. The obongma was an omen...
Do you think the Rankmaid would like the information that I am a human that lives with a troll and sometimes we wrestle each other into the dirt? I feel like this is relevant to her interests. Also #lycanthropy
bruh ur so bad wi✟h ✟ellin ppl ab✟ ✟he lycan✟hropy like dude
ok well now you make me wanna be more upfron✟ ab✟ ✟he werewolf ✟hing cuz i✟ would make me like 200% ho✟✟er
I think we covered the "werewolf" thing. We're werewolves and we fight in the dirt.
My favorite woman is my mom. However, comma, my favorite girls are my little sisters. #baxierdonotinteract
Mr. Cool as fuck can do everything ever doesn't even pack his own lunches btw. He would eat roadkill if it weren't for me.
I'm of the opinion that we should leave roadkill eating to pretty cat trolls.
:33 < i s33 :33 < i suppawse mew are purrect on that! :33 < beclaws it is tasty and mine
Yes, because you are a delight and you can do whatever you want literally forever.
Lark wanted chicken alfredo. And as you know, she makes all the rules.
The girls have gotten so much rowdier since we settled down here. I guess I should be happy they're taking the adjustment well.
✟heyre ✟ough as fuuuck ✟heyll prob be able ✟o bea✟ our asses when ✟heyre older
Nothing, I was just playing into the idea of the girls growing up strong as fuck. I love Colton, that's our little brother man
✟heyre all gonna be s✟rong as fuck and pro✟ec✟ eacho✟her cuz ✟heyre cool like ✟ha✟
Imagine being a big bad purple blood that has to lie on the internet for internet points.
I specify the type, mostly go for honeycrisp. Or sometimes I use the word Pome.
Seems like you have it all figured out then. Loving this for you
I told you, I improvise where possible. Kick the fucker's shit in btw.
Paw prints all over the floor. My beautiful, just mopped floor.
✨🍭🕷️ ok well he can do literally anything forever sorry. those are the rules. 🕷️🍭✨
Did you consider my floors though? Lark already tracked all kinds of mud in here earlier. Hellworld.
I slip and fall and die. AND LEAVE BAX TO TAKE CARE OF THE THREE OF THEM??? Nope.!!!
✨🍭🕷️ good point ok new plan hive slippers for everyone with scrubbies on the bottom 🕷️🍭✨
I would bet all of the money in my wallet he's only posting that so people can talk to him about his fucking pecs.
I mean, if they'rre ni(e pe(s, it's ni(e to get to a/)mirre them!
He does not deserve his pecs to be admired, I promise. He deserves a kick in the head.
Wow the pit(h is strrong herre! I'll let you two talk it out (:C
Oh god, they're going to inflate his fucking ego so big by the end of the night.