Baxier Zakiul
@alphaAmphithere
you're jus✟ like an angel, your skin makes me cry
i love working for myself cuz if i ge✟ bored i can jus✟ close up shop mid open hours
§o true. You can ju§t get up and go on a 3 night bender and no one will complain to you.
i can✟ ac✟ually do ✟ha✟ cuz i go✟ ppl relying on me bu✟ i could go on a 1 nigh✟ bender ✟ha✟ ends before midligh✟ i guess
§ad! 1 i§ better than none for §ure. Re§cheduling court date§ i§ a ha§§le, but the§e night§ are one§ I refu§e to give up my time for. Decompre§§ion i§ ju§t a§ important a§ the work.
That i§ what I am alway§ §aying. And i§ §omething my clown client§ con§tantly remind me of.
✟he rela✟ionship be✟ween a car and her owner is in✟ima✟e and meaningful and machines are obviously ero✟ic in na✟ure ok bu✟ why would anyone genuinely fuck a car ✟ha✟ shi✟ wouldn✟ even feel good fr don✟ lump me in wi✟h ✟ha✟ s✟uff #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR EAR AND FUCK HEARING ABOUT IT, WANNA JOIN? YOU CAN RIDE SHOTGUN ON MY NEXT RUN. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHICH INVOLVES NEEDING TO WIELD AN ACTUAL SHOTGUN BTW.
✨🍭🕷️ WAHOO! https://quokkamousepads.com/cdn/shop/files/Elmo_on_fire_for_webstore.jpg 🕷️🍭✨
Are you going to pretend that you got your §kuttletruck fixed that quick orrrrrrrr... Anyway. @op do it do it do it.
lowkey im judging ✟he way some of u guys ✟ake care of ur vehicles when u bring i✟ in✟o my shop she deserves be✟✟er bro ge✟ ur ✟rash ou✟ of her
1 have a quest10n th0ugh, what’s ur descendant w1th cars g0nna 100k 11ke 1s 1t g0nna be a grub 0r 11ke a car 0r s0me h0rr0r creature
1’m n0t judg1ng y0u 11ke tr011s sh0u1d just p0unce 0n what they 11ke even 1f 1t’s cars
s0me0ne w1th t1ts as n1ce as y0urs sh0u1d rea11y just st0p hes1tat1ng s0 much 101
The goldie I'm with that won la§t night'§ wa§teland'§ rager race i§ telling me to tell you that §he will be in contact with you §oon about repair§.
i love having a ✟v in ✟he au✟oshop lmao
i can play gui✟ar b✟w jus✟ so u guys know
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) What genre is your favourite to play? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) you should play for me some time ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) DM me and we ͻan work out the deets ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
(( bax vc, plus just a rlly good character song for him https://open.spotify.com/track/22yTd5qFWOPx80Yf3qXYW3?si=91fdfde1afce401a
lowkey killing used ✟o be fun as fuck bu✟ im woke now im cool
i✟s hard as fuck being really cool and chill and shredded and good a✟ every✟hing i do lol
0bv10us1y, 0ne w0u1d have t0 be stup1d 0r s0meth1ng t0 n0t see a11 that p0tent1a1 that y0u have there 101
✟he wors✟ par✟ ab✟ fixing up a beau✟iful car is having ✟o wa✟ch her go s✟raigh✟ up i should jus✟ s✟ar✟ s✟ealing
i love when someones car comes 2 me bus✟ed as fuck and i ge✟ ✟o fully resusci✟a✟e her and make her purr again i✟s way be✟✟er ✟han jus✟ pu✟✟in air in ✟ires or changing oil
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Ye sound like a really skilled mechanic!
yeahhh im kind of cool as fuck, i jus✟ have a way wi✟h cars and bikes
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I'll make sure to come to ye if I ever have a problem!
✟he wors✟ ✟hing ab✟ kids is ✟ha✟ u probbb shouldn✟ chainsmoke or ge✟ s✟upid drunk around ✟hem which sucks bc ✟hose were some of my favori✟e ac✟ivi✟ies #subs✟ance
yeah ✟hough ✟wo of em are ✟ECHNICALLY my buddy's sis✟ers, bu✟ ✟heyre all s✟ill my li✟✟le sibs, yknow?
a bi✟ch can✟ ✟alk ab✟ ✟rying 2 be a good bro✟her wi✟hou✟ u coming in ✟o undermine me and my achievemen✟s fuck u man
,,,i gue$$ man,,,ju$t $moke,,,when they're not around to $ee it,,,if you're gonna $moke,,,
yeah man ✟ha✟s why i said i prob shouldn✟ chainsmoke or ge✟ s✟upid drunk around ✟hem do u know how 2 read
if u never wanna be bored again, ge✟ siblings
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY FERAL WRIGGLERS ACTUALLY GET AWAY FROM THE DRONES BRO FEEL LIKE THAHAT'S GOTTA BE A PRETTY SMALL POPULATION NICHE. :o/
aY i;m jчst trYin to think like a lчsчs with a pчpa that needs some serioчs discipline here ;p not mY faчlt Yoч decided to take on that role
i was ✟rying ✟o share ✟he epic highs and lows of my life wi✟h my cool as fuck family no✟ ge✟ advice from a s✟ranger bruh
bro jus✟ mad cuz im lucky enough 2 have a chillax life wi✟h my homies and my family and only go✟✟a deal wi✟h si✟com level drama ins✟ead of figh✟ing for my life
(( i wish i could explain just how utterly unserious baxier is as a character without handing u guys his whole inspiration tag on tumblr
(( highkey bax https://64.media.tumblr.com/c70a1d22a2a264dcac6aeaf6d44d5d26/c8ac46c0a321710f-5c/s1280x1920/76918976b7bcb4c47539a483b46798c375829df5.jpg
(( hi guys u gotta see these dumb bax drawings from a past aggie board with my friends, youll like them https://64.media.tumblr.com/9cdae01fba799910666af47fa6ec3e3a/43e92980554b2f11-93/s1280x1920/7e7fed30af61a7e8af6ec41db0ca79487035a76c.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/39eabdfe568ca3760e269dedb7a26786/43e92980554b2f11-23/s1280x1920/373de232f05a345ed56f5eae1e5553751381c173.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/571504034dcc73096a951bbd027bebe8/43e92980554b2f11-b5/s1280x1920/a0de461b571e102f77f2816d9a537af6d7b6b024.png
(( the crab is taking me out LMAO ))
(( RUFFF URFRFF THAT ART!!! im that crab actually. dont look at me
dude kids r so deeply unserious, i ✟old col✟on ✟ha✟ ✟he ✟oo✟h fairy doesn✟ visi✟ our hive cuz she doesn✟ collec✟ dog ✟ee✟h and he s✟ar✟ed yelling a✟ me abou✟ how hes a wolf, no✟ a dog so i ✟old him he'd have more luck selling his ✟ee✟h 2 ✟he fairy if he wasn✟ a dog 🤷 and he go✟ so mad he ✟hrew up lol
wolfgang ✟ried ✟o bea✟ my ass bu✟ my muscles r ✟oo huge
ᯓ✮ || cccoool || ⋆˚☆˖°⋆｡° ✮˖ ࣪ ⊹⋆!˚
Stop lying on the internet. I had your dumb ass pinned, and I'll do it again.
li✟✟le man knocked ou✟ as soon as he hi✟ ✟he pillows, kid really ✟hough✟ he was s✟aying up all nigh✟ lol
*Hssssst* {〷} tthatt'θ uθually how itt iθ. tthey ttalk a big game butt... θleep alwayθ winθ €〱 *paah*
kicking and screaming as if he hadn✟ been running around all day like lmao ur fooling no one
*Hssssst* {〷} pθh. makeθ me almoθtt miθθ tthe littttle oneθ back home €〱 *paah*
li✟✟le ✟rash bro loca✟ed and cap✟ured go✟✟a pu✟ ✟he li✟✟le mons✟er ✟o bed h✟✟ps://iili.io/B1QUup4.png
✨🍭🕷️ NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO THERES NO BLOOD IN MINECRAFT COLTON COLTON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME TELL HIM THERES NO BLOOD IN MINECRAFT 🕷️🍭✨
✟heres blood in minecraf✟ now bc ✟heyre killing each o✟her so badly
big bro✟her bax jus✟ didn✟ have ✟he same fucking flow ✟ha✟s ✟oo many fucking b's man
You said it not me. Cope. She will never forgive you. And she'll take Brandon with her.
fuuuuuck li✟✟le bro go✟ in✟o ✟he garbage again ✟heres ✟rash everywhere
✨🍭🕷️ one motorcycle ride. fast. and i will concoct the greatest horror story of all time ft Garbage Troll 🕷️🍭✨
lol ✟his show is funny as fuck pickle riiiick
FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE