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Baxier Zakiul

@alphaAmphithere

you're jus✟ like an angel, your skin makes me cry

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 1745Kull Score: 205526 followers6 following

no✟ ✟ha✟ he's s✟ronger ✟han me yknow i can bea✟ his ass righ✟ back bu✟ i don'✟ wan✟ ✟he hea✟ rn

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You aren't well acquainted with internet humor, are you.

I wasn't talking about your conversation with Candy, the allegation that I'm not stronger than you.

nah dude i jus✟ ✟hink i✟'s creepy as fuck ✟o pressure someone u don✟ know in✟o ✟alking ab✟ nsfw shi✟

lmao you're no✟ s✟ronger ✟han me

Strong enough to put your ass in the dirt.

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✨🍭🕷️ WOOFGANG NOT DEFEND CANDY HONOR??????????? 🕷️🍭✨

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aigh✟. be✟.

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I would do anything for you, Cotton Candy, but this is about Wolfgang's honor rn.

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✨🍭🕷️ Teehee? ]) 5 dollar on woofgang 🕷️🍭✨

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bruh???????

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✟bh would hornypos✟ more bu✟ i ✟hink wolfgang would genuinely bea✟ my ass abou✟ i✟

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and don✟ worry, i'm no ar✟ museum, i ain✟ "look bu✟ don✟ ✟ouch" ✟his body's more of a hands-on exhibi✟ yk?

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How much is i† hands-on?

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I Have Nothing Appropriate To Say.

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depends how hands-on people wanna be, i ain'✟ picky

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I shall keep †ha† in mind.

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seems like i warmed you back up in✟o your hornypos✟ing ✟hen ;) you're welcome

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Yes. I'll Be Thinking About You When I Post My Scheduled Picture Tolight. Maybe I Will Pick Out Something Purple. :>

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woof. i'll defini✟ely look forwards ✟o ✟ha✟

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>> Good 1ordddd whhwhjw

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✟his one's s✟ill pre✟✟y damn ho✟ ngllllll h✟✟ps://iili.io/BVZWB1✟.png

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Hh.

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On Gods. I Agree.

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:33< MEOW!!!

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we repos✟ing shir✟less pics? hold on

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>> 👀

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lol can✟ lie i prob don✟ even smell good i prob jus✟ smell like cigare✟✟es and mo✟or oil and s✟uff

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Now you say something nice about me.

did we en✟er a legally binding fucking documen✟ where i✟ says i go✟✟a be nice when you're nice?

:(

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man. ok sorry. you smell aigh✟, i like sniffin ya

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Do you sniff me often, Bax?

yeah?

Cool.

you jus✟ saying cool or is ✟his a ✟hing where you're ✟rying ✟o make my ✟hing sound weird?

No, I think it's cool.

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oh okay cool

a✟ leas✟ i can play my gui✟ar cuz im soulful wi✟h i✟

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Play something for the girls.

wha✟ if i jus✟ wanna play for me

Okay, I'll tell them you denied their request.

Play Despawcito.

wai✟ no

2aIId moment2 before droppIIn a "anyVVay here'2 VVonderVVall."

#youresoulfulwithit

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Fine. Go get your mac and cheese

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see ✟his is why i fw you larkso you jus✟ ge✟ i✟

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:(

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>> noooo, ¡'m ડo ડorry ¡ th¡nk maybe try not to take ¡t to heart too much

he ha✟es me hes no✟ even gonna le✟ me have ✟he mac and cheese he made

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>> ¡ cou1d,, get you ડome Mac & cheeડe ?? ¡'m ડorry he'ડ w¡thho1d¡ng the cheeડe nood1eડ from you, ડure1y you don't deડerve that

nahhh li✟✟le dude i✟s fine, jus✟ wish he'd respec✟ me is all

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Oh you big baby. You know I love you.

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why don✟ you respec✟ me

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I respect you heavily. I do not respect the things you put on the internet.

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:)

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Big baby.

ain✟

bruh i didn✟ even do no✟hin fr

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explode

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dude wha✟✟✟

Explode.

:(

lowkey music kinda fire

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dude wha✟ can✟ a guy jus✟ say he fw music?

I hate you

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I Can't Help Great Minds Thinking Alike.

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After I'm done beating his ass, I'm coming for you.

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bruhhh i didn✟ even do no✟hin fr

i fw u man

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Not lowkey??? Not lowkey larkso kinda fire????

why u so mad

No mac n cheese for you

wha✟ ✟he fuck

when i s✟re✟ch and i✟ lif✟s up my shir✟ a lil so u guys can see my abs ✟ha✟s a ✟rea✟ for ✟he ppl in my life

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im so ho✟ bu✟ im working so i can✟ even ✟ake a selfie criminal

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That'S HorriblE DudE I HopE ThE ShackleS Of EmploymenT ReleasE YoU SooN

lmao ✟hanks i work ✟his job on purpose ✟hough because i love i✟ im also jus✟ really ho✟ and i✟s a shame i can✟ show you guys my muscles cons✟an✟ly

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Oh It'S SucH A TragedY ˙◠˙

fr fr

ppl r depressed ✟oday bc im in a good mood ✟oday ✟hanks for givin ✟ha✟ ✟o me

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4/20 is crazy bc like don✟ we all jus✟ kinda smoke whenever ✟ho?? (wolfgang, before u say shi✟, i don✟ smoke around ✟he kids)

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;; i-i gue§§ §o... i-i mean i'll pay w-whatever the price i§... i-it'§ fine thi§ i§ fine... t-that'§ fine... it'§ fine... ;;

you aigh✟, girlie?

;; no... t-thank§ for a§king though... ;;

is i✟ ab✟ ✟he blood ✟hing?

;; i-i'm going to have my c-coworker d-drop my §cuttlebuggy off... a-at the coord§ you §hared... t-they §hould be there §hortly... ;;

;; p-partially... a-among many other thing§... ;;

oh yeah sure, wha✟ever works for you

well ik im jus✟ some rando, bu✟ you can dm me any✟ime

;; hhh hh h... ;;

no pressure ✟ake care, girlie

im a werewolf b✟w in case you were wondering i✟s pre✟✟y cool

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ok maybe i shouldn✟ say ✟ha✟ ✟ha✟s weird ✟o say

AWOOOOOO

whaaa✟? ✟ha✟s crazy

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fuck you. ain✟ a coward

Prove it

ok nvm im gunna bea✟ your ass

exactly what 1 sa1d!

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:)

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(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwow! so… gyuu can turn into a wolf? awooo?

yuppp awoooo

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kid bro✟her wan✟ed ✟o sleep in my room bruhhhh hes so swee✟ when hes no✟ being a li✟✟le ✟error like why does he wake up and choose violence

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Because it is his duty.

how do i convince him his du✟y isn✟ ✟o li✟erally bi✟e my ankles

There is no such thing, I fear.

im fucked forever

get someth1ng else for h1m to b1te

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Yeah, basically.

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he rips up all my shi✟ already i ✟hink hes jus✟ a✟ bi✟ing age

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ah. well, th1s 1s your 'cant have n1ce th1ngs' era then. sad!

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fuuuuck

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all 1 can recommend 1s e1ther g1ve em someth1ng else to focus on to let out that energy. or you w1ll s1mply have to wa1t t1ll th1s one spec1f1ally grows up a b1t more

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i'm ✟oo cool ✟o hornypos✟ bu✟ if you guys hornypos✟ed abou✟ me i wouldn'✟ be mad lol

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doub✟

>> ડ¡ghh devaડtat¡ng, trag¡c day

u could scroll back and look a✟ ✟he pho✟o i pos✟ed if ur ✟ha✟ ✟hirs✟y

>> 👀👀

\ every p0st 1 see fr0m y0u makes y0u l00k m0re l1ke a t00l /

who even r u

\ wh0 even r u br0? say1n ur c00l d0esnt make 1t happen /

my irl life is ✟hriving bro idc ab✟ u jus✟ block and move on lol

\ w0ah. 1 g0t bl1nded by hatred f0r a few m1nutes. ya rem1nded me 0f s0me0ne else. scary. my bad dude /

i✟s cool, no grudges held my dude

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✟he s✟ruggle be✟ween wan✟ing ✟o be sleeveless and wan✟ing ✟o wear my sick as fuck cus✟om jacke✟

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✨🍭🕷️ it is my spellshulty 🕷️🍭✨

boo 3/10

✨🍭🕷️ hm. extra curses for you this morning. 🕷️🍭✨

youre so small i could jus✟ pun✟ you away like a foo✟ball

✨🍭🕷️ i cast nuh uh. 🕷️🍭✨

no✟ how i✟ works im gonna pun✟ ya

✨🍭🕷️ I CAST NUH UH I CAST NUH UH 🕷️🍭✨

and heeeeeres ✟he kick

GOALLLLLLL

✨🍭🕷️ AUUAUGHGAAGAGHGAAGKKAGGH 🕷️🍭✨

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kinda crazy how awesome i am ngl

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i don✟ mean gang as in friend group lmao we're a gang i✟s differen✟

I mean, I have a cult. Actually several cults. And at least three separate branches of a church that aren't technically cults. Yet. So, like.

✟ha✟s no✟ cool ✟ha✟s weird as fuck and super unwoke

Unfortunately, it happened prior to my arrival, and now I just have to live with this because I'm trying to live like a normal person instead of a celebrity and unwilling religious figure.

✨🍭🕷️ left out the coolest thing. coward. 🕷️🍭✨

ok my bad ✟ha✟ kinda sucks dude my sympa✟hies

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i can✟ jus✟ be ✟ellin ppl ✟ha✟, pas✟els

✨🍭🕷️ booooooooooo i would tell everyone 🕷️🍭✨

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✨🍭🕷️ that's part of why im not allowed, huh 🕷️🍭✨

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a small par✟ yeah girl

hardly anyones even awake ✟o apprecia✟e how ho✟ i am like i finished working on a car so im all swea✟y and and awesome everyones missing ✟he fuck ou✟

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>> hey ¡'11 apprec¡ate ¡t ¡f you need ડomebody ¡n the aud¡ence !! !

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fuck yeah

hell yesss

>> (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ

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