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Wait I'm back, I just want you to know every time I've argued back like for real for real you pathetically said "I'm not reading allat" so why the hell would I keep sending walls of text to someone who doesn't know how to read? God. You still won this one, but you're such a fucking moron. I'd like to beat the shit out of you.
Nevermind, Inspiration Struck. Concept, We're Cuddling On The Comfort Slab And Your Body Is Pressed Flush Against My Back, Radiating Heat Between Us With Each Breath As The Tension Between Us Grows Unbearable. Your Hands Wander And I Allow Them To, First Beneath My Shirt, Over My Grub Scars, Then Lower Beneath My Boxers As I Shudder In Anticipation. #nsfw #nsfc
I Think I've Been Inadvertantly Immunized Actually. Gym Photo Time. :>
#nsfc i'm Thinking About Getting My Nipples Pierced. I Think It Would Be " Cute " To See Them Through My Shirts. #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ WOOFGANG NOT DEFEND CANDY HONOR??????????? 🕷️🍭✨
The Only Shirtless Picture I Have Of Myself Right Now Is One Where I Am Leashed And Sucking Bulge, I Should Take A More Neutral Photo. #nsfw
>> Good 1ordddd whhwhjw
Thank you, my valued constituents. Thank you. I have truly been blessed on this fine day. Especially you, @walkstabwalK. Your medal of valor is truly on the way.
Don't Worry, If You're Too Shy To Post Yourself Topless Or Otherwise Unclothed On Your Profile, My Dms Are Open. :> #nsfw
Yes. I'll Be Thinking About You When I Post My Scheduled Picture Tolight. Maybe I Will Pick Out Something Purple. :>
:33< MEOW!!!
Nevermind, I No Longer Need To Hype Myself Up To #hornypost. #nsfw #explicit
There are! A lot of men on my timeline!! ❣︎
>>| there's so many hot men. .and hot purplebloods. .and hot men! .and hot clowns! .oh no, .i think .i'm going to strike the heat .once .again. .and before .i pass .out bleeding, remember, #yaoi .is re
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>> 👀
>> ¡ th¡nk after ca1m¡ng down a b¡t from the Kryquડ hatred, today m¡ght juડt be my favor¡te day on the t¡me1¡ne. Thank you to a11 men. #ડuggeડt¡ve
Yes #bitingyou And All That. But Have You Ever Considered Biting Me? #please #nsfw #lastoneipromise
If You Want To Know What I Smell Like I Am Literally Right Here With My Neck Exposed Very Submissively. I Am Even Whimpering A Little For Your Auditory Pleasure. #nsfw
Unrelated To The Previous Posts, But I Am Actively Hiring Bodyguards. Please Apply. #please
>>| why .all purplebloods so hot .and cool .and charming .and nice .and cool .and sweet .and beautiful .and magnificent?
I respect you heavily. I do not respect the things you put on the internet.
>>| right. .i think, .i fried my thinkpan. too much purple .and so many gruesome thoughts. .i'll get some .actual #substance. .i need to clear my mind, .or .i'll start dreaming .of me getting culled by .a charming clown. .oh no.
I Can't Help Great Minds Thinking Alike.
Computer how do you kill the man that saved your life without feeling guilty about it
>>| why .are .all purplebloods so beautiful. .i'm like, having .a fever dream but .in .a very good way. that's .a lot .of clowns tonight, .and they .are so colorful. that .is .amazing .i'll say. .all so funny .and silly, .it's .a miracle, .i guess. #purplelove #theyarecute
>>| .oh. nose started to bleed. guess, .i've seen too much purple. .uhhh. still .alive, .i guess.
the one 1 can th1nk of r1ght now that would be 1n my forever rotat1on 1s #mybuggy
(Hello, everyone! The next batch of submissions will come up today! What time today, I'm not too sure.)
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) asking for a friend… gwould gyuu think it’s weird someone could turn into a seal…?
(I know you don't because you're actually like really good with all three of them)
exactly what 1 sa1d!
this feels like something a werewolf would post imo
1 a1nt gonna subm1t sh1t to that account. 1f 1m gonna say someth1ng embarrass1ng youre all gonna know 1ts me on purpose
all 1 can recommend 1s e1ther g1ve em someth1ng else to focus on to let out that energy. or you w1ll s1mply have to wa1t t1ll th1s one spec1f1ally grows up a b1t more
ah. well, th1s 1s your 'cant have n1ce th1ngs' era then. sad!
get someth1ng else for h1m to b1te
Yeah, basically.
sad!
no one needs to see what she was l1ke after that wasteland st1nt btw. 1t was not pretty
she 1s my everyth1ng. l1terally any t1me you need med1culler serv1ces hmu whenever
AUGH. SHES BEAUT1FUL
THANKS @alphaAmph1there
HASHTAG #MYBUGGY https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/hatchbuggy_2.png
>> (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
>> hey ¡'11 apprec¡ate ¡t ¡f you need ડomebody ¡n the aud¡ence !! !
>> ¡ be1¡eve you tbh not mad about ¡t tho
>> ¡ don't th¡nk you're an ¡d¡ot :))
>> that ¡ડ uડua11y how ¡t workડ tbh !! ! ડexy begetડ more ડexy
>> we11 ¡f ડhe'ડ a1ડo a woman then ¡ th¡nk ¡t countડ ડhe can be a 1ady and a truck, ¡ th¡nk that'ડ fa¡r
OH MY FUCK1NG WAY EVERYONE MOVE
✨🍭🕷️ i have a frail constitution and he fears i will die 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ and ☝️ he give me motorcycle ride sometime 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ @alphaAmphithere is literally woke and has never culled me not even once 🕷️🍭✨
no one gets 1t
✨🍭🕷️ Bax you can't just be like "the women i respect are guys to me" that looks so bad Bax 🕷️🍭✨
My favorite woman is my mom. However, comma, my favorite girls are my little sisters. #baxierdonotinteract
sorry dog, the other guy got back to me f1rst. 1’m l1terally a rando who was desperate enough to go on ch1ttr to ask for buggy repa1r 1f you can bel1eve 1t
w1ll dm
// You'll never catch me ooc here again but hii todays my birthday 🥳 I just wanted to say I've been having a ton of fun here and ya'll are chill as hell. Thank you for putting up with my cringe ass guy. 💕 //
Please consider a pho†o of your back as well. ☥hank you.
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Hey you don't get to talk to him like that, actually.
:33< MEOW!!!
:33< show pics?
well at lEAst yOuvE got gOOd tAstE in bUggiEs. i can rEspEct that
§ad! 1 i§ better than none for §ure. Re§cheduling court date§ i§ a ha§§le, but the§e night§ are one§ I refu§e to give up my time for. Decompre§§ion i§ ju§t a§ important a§ the work.
§o true. You can ju§t get up and go on a 3 night bender and no one will complain to you.
The goldie I'm with that won la§t night'§ wa§teland'§ rager race i§ telling me to tell you that §he will be in contact with you §oon about repair§.
Lark wanted chicken alfredo. And as you know, she makes all the rules.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN BROTHAHA DM ME AND I'LL HIT YOU UP WITH DEETS.
✨🍭🕷️ WAHOO! https://quokkamousepads.com/cdn/shop/files/Elmo_on_fire_for_webstore.jpg 🕷️🍭✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHICH INVOLVES NEEDING TO WIELD AN ACTUAL SHOTGUN BTW.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR EAR AND FUCK HEARING ABOUT IT, WANNA JOIN? YOU CAN RIDE SHOTGUN ON MY NEXT RUN. :o)
anyone wwho goes about owwnin a scuttlebuggy oughta at least treat it wwith an iota of respect
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) DM me and we ͻan work out the deets ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) you should play for me some time ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
0bv10us1y, 0ne w0u1d have t0 be stup1d 0r s0meth1ng t0 n0t see a11 that p0tent1a1 that y0u have there 101
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I'll make sure to come to ye if I ever have a problem!
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Ye sound like a really skilled mechanic!
The girls have gotten so much rowdier since we settled down here. I guess I should be happy they're taking the adjustment well.
((kinda hate u for this specifically /j
(( RUFFF URFRFF THAT ART!!! im that crab actually. dont look at me
📧 -> #work Cheers, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5296ec07be08.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7196f2102b2.png
*Hssssst* {〷} pθh. makeθ me almoθtt miθθ tthe littttle oneθ back home €〱 *paah*
anybody fuck w monster truck ralleys
*Hssssst* {〷} tthatt'θ uθually how itt iθ. tthey ttalk a big game butt... θleep alwayθ winθ €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} tthatt θhitt waθ greatt when i waθ θmall. exceptt tthe ttimeθ i hitt tthe wall. €〱 *paah*
FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE
cha¡n smok¡ng and watch¡ng the sun s!ow!y emerge ¡s probab!y my favor¡te th¡ng to do at the end of the n¡ght......... espec¡a!!y from the roof of my h¡ve... everyth¡ng just seems so peacefu! for once
📧 -> Kamika Let Me Cook Cheers, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Some Of Us Are Stuck In Cubicles During This Time Of Night. It Would Be Much More Responsible For You To Dm Images Like These Directly To Me Rather Than On The Feed Where I Unknowingly Open Them. Consider Carefully. My Gratitude, Kelric Stravi
Oooooooh, helloooooo therre, ni(e view! (;C
Gotta say, I’m a big fan
:33< MEOW!!!
*~ur mind is deeper than the deep end 0f a p00l br0 frfr~*
rock on
ᐖ SOOOOOOOO #TRUE ᐛ
no but for real! why is laughter taken as tickling consent?
✨🍭🕷️ ok well he can do literally anything forever sorry. those are the rules. 🕷️🍭✨
what an unhinged reply funky little cat troll
Oh god, they're going to inflate his fucking ego so big by the end of the night.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP DAWG. :o)