you know me
@theGayvestrider
the names dave you know me been through a shit ton and also not enough taken by my gay ass boyfriend john egbert not opposed to doing whatever though we chill like that i guess (mun is 18)
ic: wazzah names dave i do shit finished a successful game of sburb after a gazillion years of torture things arent crazy i just live quite the boring life i guess ooc: im still dave sucker im 18 i like long walks on the beach and im taken homosexually but down to do whatever cause i do whatever canon adjacent epilogues and beyond dont exist cause im lame will yap in your ear how he will react to people probably bros: i am afraid of you cals: i am so fucking scared of you dirks: brosephly literally anyone else: i dunno it depends i gotta vibe with you first this dave is bigender and is mostly just me projecting onto him cause i can so expect a lot of touchy feely moments https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4001d4c2ed97.png
dude holy fuck my brain chemistry got so fucking wrecked
LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I REALLY, REALLY FUCKING LOVE CUDDLES. I AM ALWAYS OPEN FOR CUDDLES. LITERALLY ASK ME ANY TIME.
queer (he says cuddling you so fast before you can even think the word woah)
HAH- SAYS YOU. QUEER. >:3
dude says YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHEE.
warm.
HEHE. IT'S NICE. I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M LIKE..A NATURAL HEATER 'CUZ OF HOW WARM I AM.
mmhm m. z zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[ BLINK. BLINK BLINK. IS HE ASLEEP...? AWW. ] ...AWW.
( You're out cold, shades in your sylladex. You're snoring. )
AW...CUTE.. [ SMILES, RUNNING HIS CLAWS GENTLY THROUGH DAVE'S HAIR. AWW. SO CYUTE! ]
I feel quit_e pret_t_y :) (( art_ by kimquat_z ))
you LOOK quite pretty! :D i love the outfit. :D
:33< supurr cute!!!
OMGGG u r so pretty whattt !! my fyp just BLESSED me..
* oh you look absolutely radiantly beautiful!!! <3
:33< mewre furry welclawme! :33< purrlease just call meow shitpeta no n33d fur miss!
ama "lmfao you gay" hi sis "CHEWS ON YOU. SLASH AFFECTIONATE." from @carcinologyGenarch aww awwww awwwww
GNAW GNAW. (:B
owie :]]]]]]
HEHE. (:B
Finally got ahold of a pack of Newports, took way longer than it should have.
im crying the idea of rose lalonde smoking the ports is way too funny
//she likes the ports
(smoker voice) Yeah I'm Rose Lalonde. Just give me the fucking pack. Not a Marlboro red box. Fuck out of here. I need my PORTS.
((jinx smokes malboro reds because it's what her dad smoked on car rides. literally only one person that she cares about knows this because she's that careful.))
((LMAO
((ooc failure. to the gulag with me.
does anyone wanna play toys with me
FUCK YEAH!!!
two dudes playin lego having a hell of a time {r} #funandwhimsy #grownassmen
fuck regex fail
HELL FUCKING YES. WE'RE SO JOYOUS. SO GODDAMN WHIMSICAL.
(cut to like dave and kar playing legos and dave is just having the time of his life)
[ KAR, TOO, IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. ]
( some would say its a healing )
[ INDEED. ]
( yay!!!!!!!!!! )
[ WAHOO!!! ]
https://forms.gle/Y4hmgbmKbEUDLEgP7 its still happening i cant rechitt or edit my own fucking posts so pretend i can
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dude literally how the option doesnt show for me
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OH THATS HOW
worming on it
dave
whats up with you
working
on
scouting stuff out, none of these planets have anything good :p
i have some spaghetti leftover if youre lookin for anything real good
food sounds nice i gotta finish this for her though so maybe later
..for who
her imperious condesce duh :p
bruh
what??? >:/
so then i says to this guy not only is that not a horse that is my boyfriend john proceeded to blow that guy away. literally. im talking wind. gone. never saw him again
im out here and here? is my peanits
peanuts
chittr let me fucking edit please
JEUS UCS DUICK GET AWAY FROM ME
BAD LUCK BRIAN
im having so much sex on this website dude #nsfw
hello there leans against wall you come here often
the names dave im honored you would well i guess i dont really know you and you dont know me maybe thatll change ... wonk
Smooth moves, you’re a silly guy. I think I’m at least a century your senior though and also my mobster matesprit would kill you. But I salute you Mr Dave Gayve
worth a shot also i like them older #weball
im glad we agree on such a thing
lets make it........... https://forms.gle/WVsv32HB2CBXTidy6 hapen
you get a sense for things
* parmesan!!!! * its great!!!! * try it !!!!!!
oh you mean parmesean ive tried it its... alright
that too
whats nine plus ten
* fair enough, more powerful to you and your opinions * more for me after all! mweheheh
Y’all are way worse at this eldritch shit than me. Tryna be all ominous and shit. It’s edgy and dumb. Meanwhile my profile picture is from me googling spooky Halloween images. This shit is on levels of irony your jack o lantern bullshit could never.
There you go. Closer. Bro’s fine, though. Ain’t too fond of Dirk. Kind of a shit name.
I know. I can read. Doesn’t change the fact it’s kind of a shit name. Why the fuck would my name be Brodrick. That’s not a name.
Cool then you’re not the one I need to deal with. Just looking for my Dave’s shitty older brother. And Dirk ain’t the worse name. Trust me.
I’m a pretty shit older brother, so I can play the part if you want. Go punch him around for ya. True. Brodrick is far fucking worse. But Dirk is pretty bad.
Nah I want to find him specifically. Need to before my Dave does. If he finds him he will want him alive despite shit. I have been hunting him down for years though and I’m starting to feel like I’m hitting dead ends. Dave says he’s dead but June thinks he’s alive and I don’t think the bastard would go down easy..
Didn’t ask for your lore dump. Pretty sure Dave should make the choice though. Not you. Vigilante justice is bullshit.
Call it what you want and think what you want. This ain’t me being a vigilante. This is me making sure after I take care of him that I never have to see his ugly bitch ass self again.
id go to the beach but i look ugly in a bathing suit #skinnytwink #nobodywantme
luckyyyyy
hes handsome as shit too i love my jade
did you guys trade genders
... i guess you could refer to both of us transitioning as that
haha nice me and my john hes transmasc im transfem were both bigender so its like were gay lesbian and straight both ways
oh shit hell yeah me and jade are just lesbians
oh fuck yeah
i think he might be on chittr hold on hes been evading me
found his ass gotta be super secretive bout it though @/goodBoy
gotcha
* dude * the hashtags still appear below the post * everyone can see your takes
dont know what you mean this is just a blank post to me
* hm * sure man
yeah
autism be damned, my boy can uhhh... not do much of anything actually. #NOTawesome whatever rollerskating is for chumps anyway.
I’m still working on the whole #mpreg thing.
im waiting with excitement
WORK HARDER
he he he he sucks to suck
do it.
oh yeah well my you would disagree
my evil plan
they call me the tester oh shit wow ok that worked
hey wait hold on