

you know me
@theGayvestrider
the names dave you know me been through a shit ton and also not enough taken by my gay ass boyfriend john egbert not opposed to doing whatever though we chill like that i guess (mun is 19)

ic: wazzah names dave i do shit finished a successful game of sburb after a gazillion years of torture things arent crazy i just live quite the boring life i guess ooc: im still dave sucker im 18 i like long walks on the beach and im taken homosexually but down to do whatever cause i do whatever canon adjacent epilogues and beyond dont exist cause im lame will yap in your ear how he will react to people probably bros: i am afraid of you cals: i am so fucking scared of you dirks: brosephly literally anyone else: i dunno it depends i gotta vibe with you first this dave is bigender and is mostly just me projecting onto him cause i can so expect a lot of touchy feely moments https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4001d4c2ed97.png

lowk thinking of changing course and becoming beforus karkat... who would be intrigued

who up tingling they dingle
6 su6 im katana the coolest olive6lood around i dont do much let me into your hive and i will eat your food i 6romise 9

he's taking off taking off taking off taking off no time and no coming out

so soso sasa

so what did i miss

im back

salute

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i forgot the link https://forms.gle/uZSke41WaGMpYp4M8

dave ama "(giggling)" hi trickster guy "do you wear wigs" "when will you wear wigs" no "do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you toss them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your boobs hang low" from the funniest dave no actually theyre developing estrogen is pretty cool like that

dave ama question 7 "do you stick jelly beans up your ass" from "a coward" no https://forms.gle/PpTdVTwYxR1FCsEHA

fire in the hole and i scream big ow kapow dont wanna be me now

spongebob kebab rolling on a corncob swimming with the fishies call that an odd job robot blowhot cause its cold in here i am the iceman nice man wouldnt wanna hit man

got my first block didnt know that was possible

dave ama question 6 what do you mean your brain chemistry got wrecked i mean it got wrecked dont question me again https://forms.gle/PpTdVTwYxR1FCsEHA

just got done doing the dishes now i get to go to my boyfriends house #yay


im an idiot

god fuck













