Pryvat Marlow
@clandestineInvestigator
the fInest P.I. there Is;; don't exPect me to resPond to InquIrIes about my current cases;; I value confIdentIalIty above all else. number of cases closed: 50+ number of cases open: 12
so we''re Into mob vIolence now?? Phew
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ What,,, like that'𝓈 new?
how come there aIn''t any decent jazz lounges around anymore doesn''t anyone fuck wIth jazz anymore
the same frIend''a mIne who got me on thIs sIte just came over ''ta gIve me a gIft.. oPened It uP,, It''s thIs weIrd "crunchy slIme" kInda thIng wIth a buncha dIfferent lIttle charms In It
>8? WHAT THE ACTUA/ FUCK ISS YOUR FRIEND TRYING TO GIVE YOU >8?
It''s thIs lIke,, slIme that''s got all these weIrd lIttle crunchy thIngs In It.. lIke lIttle beads(??) PlastIc thIngs (??) some kInda fuckIn thIngs I''unno.. don''t get me wrong I love me some slIme but I don''t thInk I''ve ever thought about PLAYIN wIth It
woof.. looks lIke there''s s''Posed to be some kIller bad weather out where I am.. guess I''m stayIn'' Indoors and "cozyIn'' uP" whIle watchIn'' a movIe or two or three.. dunno.. haven''t taken a nIght off''a work In a couPle sweePs now save for when I''m too beat uP to get outta the hIve
I dIdn''t know that was some kInda chIttr trend I just thought some''a y''all were Prone to oversharIng
can I ask a questIon on here or am I gonna sound out of touch If I do what the fuck Is bulgePostIng #nsfw (??)
P◯§† yȺ bulge h◯ur #n§fw
dick pics, man. theyre posting their genitals. lmao. #nsfw
long gone are the days of gIvIng others tasteful nude PhotograPhs to keeP In theIr resPIteblocks,, huh??
I''m defInItely not comPlaInIn'' I just can''t belIeve It''s so wIdesPread on thIs sIte..
WWWWide§PreȺd? Likeeee y◯u leg§?
my legs''re Pretty fIrmly closed.. 99% sure no one would wanna see a PrIvate dIck''s PrIvate dIck #nsfw
takIn'' a break from cases ''cause I got the absolute PIss kIcked outta me so I''m PlayIn'' some more of those vIdeo games some''a my Pals have told me about.. thIs whole "cyberPunk 2077" thIng seems really uP my alley #vIolence (?)
I''m beyond PIssed off rIght now I got my fuckIn'' trenchcoat rIPPed whIle I was on a case does anyone know anyone good at sewIng? I''m gonna flIP out If I don''t get thIs fIxed..
There is a wonderful tailor at The Baroness. :)
had to go on a long fuckIn'' hIke to get to a scene tonIght.. how does anyone do that for fun?? I''m not THAT old and here I am huffIn'' and PuffIn'' my bellowsacs rIght out of my chest that shIt Is dreadful
wIsh I could share your enthusIasm but I feel lIke my feet are goIng to fall off and my ankles are gonna ImPlode
oh no :( maybe next time, make sure to take some rest points! as well as maybe carry a muscle relaxer for after.
where to buy extra Pocket notebooks I thInk every good detectIve needs a good dozen but the Place I used ''ta get mIne shut down how the fuck am I suPPosed to solve any cases If I can''t wrIte shIt down whIle I''m out and about
tHE JOURNAL FACTORY JUST REOPENED, tRY THERE JUST, dO IT WITHIN 58 HOURS,
Is somethIn'' gonna haPPen after 58 hours?? should I be concerned about that or Is It just one''a them trendy ""lImIted droP"" thIngs that young trolls these days love
Personally I''m too emPloyed to be Interested In mPreg
went on a walk and It''s dIsgustIn'' as all fuck outsIde.. humId.. hot.. no breeze so It was lIke beIn'' roasted In an oven.. can''t stand thIs season I need It to be cold out exPedItIously
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One's LEAST favorite season is THIS EVIL FORSAKEN summer... it makes it too hot to wear layers of fabric... Not even an UMBRELLA can save me... Ʒ
don''t I fuckIn'' know It how am I s''Posed to wear my trenchcoat If It''s so hot out I keel over fIve seconds Into my lIttle jaunt to the corner store?? we''ve gotta do somethIn'' about summer.. nIx that shIt from the calendar somehow..
Ƹ 🌂 > EXCELLENT IDEA... Ʒ
what''s wIth all the colorful hoofbeasts around lately?? I''m not comPlaInIn'' I just dIdn''t know hoofbeasts could look lIke that or that there were so many of ''em
D --> Then educate yourself
dIdn''t exPect the hoofbeast exPert to PoP In an'' tell me to get educated,, don''t worry Pal I''ll make sure to study hoofbeasts rIgorously so as not ''ta dIsaPPoInt on the uPcomIng test about technIcolor PrancIn'' PonIes
been on a real nasty case for a lIttle bIt;; somethIn'' I mIght be InclIned to share detaIls after I develoP some of the scene PIctures I took.. dunno.. thIs one mIght be bIg..
all i’MM sayin is if i had lice, the next tiMMe you see MMe i’d be bald
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[THI$ $IA BOUR TO BE ME HAND ME THE $HAVINF MA#HINE MI#AHH]
coffee is the only thing you can trust.
I''m not one to talk much about the cases I''ve been on before but all thIs shIPPIng talk Is remIndIng me of a PartIcularly gruesome case I was on InvolvIng some kInd of fIght that went real bad over one.. took me ages to scrub the blood outta my shoes afterwards.. Is shIPPIng always that Intense,, or no?? #vIolence
one a my acquaIntances told me about thIs game called ""tomodachI lIfe"" and I''ve been PlayIn'' It a lot lately when I''ve got the free tIme to.. Pretty fun.. has anyone else been Into thIs whole gamIng thIng lately
꒦꒷ the SLOP MASTER doesn't need a job HE HAS WORKED BEFORE AND IT IS NOT FULFILLING id rather review SLOP and not get paid than throw my life away for a dream that won't come true. #deepSLOPposting
only reason I''m not goIn'' to the beach Party Is because I can''t swIm for the lIfe of me.. don''t wanna flounder In front''a everyone that''d be embarassIng as fuck
꒦꒷ yeah it would be pretty embarrasing thank god you're not coming
you fInd any qualIty sloP at the beach Party sloPMaster?? or un-qualIty?? I'm not a sloP exPert I don''t know what you''re lookIn' for In It but I hoPe you fInd It
꒦꒷ YES THANK YOU I AM NOT GOING TO THE BEACH I WAS JUST SAYING IF I WAS THERE AND I SAW YOU DROWNING I WOULD GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT