Pryvat Marlow
@clandestineInvestigator
the fInest P.I. there Is;; don't exPect me to resPond to InquIrIes about my current cases;; I value confIdentIalIty above all else. number of cases closed: 50+ number of cases open: 12
I''m not one to talk much about the cases I''ve been on before but all thIs shIPPIng talk Is remIndIng me of a PartIcularly gruesome case I was on InvolvIng some kInd of fIght that went real bad over one.. took me ages to scrub the blood outta my shoes afterwards.. Is shIPPIng always that Intense,, or no?? #vIolence
one a my acquaIntances told me about thIs game called ""tomodachI lIfe"" and I''ve been PlayIn'' It a lot lately when I''ve got the free tIme to.. Pretty fun.. has anyone else been Into thIs whole gamIng thIng lately
only reason I''m not goIn'' to the beach Party Is because I can''t swIm for the lIfe of me.. don''t wanna flounder In front''a everyone that''d be embarassIng as fuck
꒦꒷ yeah it would be pretty embarrasing thank god you're not coming
you fInd any qualIty sloP at the beach Party sloPMaster?? or un-qualIty?? I'm not a sloP exPert I don''t know what you''re lookIn' for In It but I hoPe you fInd It
꒦꒷ YES THANK YOU I AM NOT GOING TO THE BEACH I WAS JUST SAYING IF I WAS THERE AND I SAW YOU DROWNING I WOULD GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT
Personally I fInd slurs too serIous to be all that funny;; maybe I''m just too old to want to throw ''em around wIlly-nIlly lIke that
decIded to do some cleanIng uP around my hIve but ended uP standIng aImlessly In the mIddle of the room monologuIng to myself In my head so I got nothIng done..
what''s all thIs about a beach trIP??
I fInally have a ProfIle PIcture thanks to the helP of the communIty here;; thanks everyone!!
does anyone know how to uPload Images here
I mIght be too old for thIs ""socIal medIa"" thIng but I''m tryIng my damndest
☆ you gotta use an image hosting site, liKe postimages or imgchest or something liKe that☆
Dont U$e Imgur, It Won't $how Up For Everyone. I've H@d Decent 7uck With Img.bb
the case I was on last nIght was a tough one but I''ve fInally got one of those ""selfIes"" I''ve been meanIng to Post.. just need to fIgure out how.. chIttr confuses the absolute fuck out of me to be honest wIth you all.. just have to anonymIze a few detaIls about the PIcture to make sure there''s nothIng related to my cases In the background..
been thInkIn'' about what kInd of ProfIle PIcture I should add to my account here to make myself seem a lIttle more ""hIP"" and less lIke a grouch,, but I don''t take any PIctures of myself.. are there any kInds of Poses I could do that WOULDN''T make an old tImer lIke myself look.... how d''you young folks say...... ""crInge"" ?
o-)- take a picture with a peace sign!! that's my go to!! makes you seem more friendly!
take a pic from a high angle and look away or cover ur face w/ ur hand... ( ＾ω＾) datz wat i do zometimez n it lookz cool i think
at the request of a clIent who wIshed for a better way to keeP In touch wIth me once theIr case had been resolved,, I''ve made an account here.. only to ImmedIately see a dozen or so Posts of a certaIn nature.. I''m meant to be a PrIavate InvestIgator,, not a PrIvates InvestIgator,, but now I know Plenty more about the sIzes of thIngs below the belts of quIte a few strangers than I cared to.. good fIrst ImPressIon.. (just to be safe,, taggIng as):: #nsfw
Ah yes, the #nsfw. This appears to be quite common. I don't think we've, my partners and I, have seen so many...bits and pieces before.
I mean It''s not lIke I dIdn''t exPect It to some extent;; and It''s not lIke It''s nothIn'' I aIn''t seen before,, but usually I gotta do a lIttle bIt more dIggIng on someone before I fInd out THAT MUCH about ''em..