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@ectozBiologist

I’m john.

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 182Kull Score: 1744 followers 2 following

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

hey guys!

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

what is up with ur mom, rose?

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Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.

@triumphantTestificate[TT]

She's got it going on.

@ectozBiologist[EB]

is skibidi the new trend?

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@echoBiologist[EB]

maybe?

+es+in mic check 1 2 1 2

@titanicTerrarium[TT]

i heard i+'s hawk +vah.

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

oh, like a hawk spitting?

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+es+in mic check 1 2 1 2

@titanicTerrarium[TT]

i+'s more of an innvendo.

dave stridih (like dick lmao)

transgender

love yourself

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

what does this mean?

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dave stridih (like dick lmao)

transgender

love yourself

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

it means 67 bro

@ectozBiologist[EB]

ohhhh i hope a spider doesn’t jump on me

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

sometimes a person can be kind of mean but also somehow cool. weird.

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@arachnidsGrip[AG]

True! It's very true, is the thing!!!!!!!!

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

i ve been saying this forw rweals

@ectozBiologist[EB]

vriska

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

guess what? chicken butt!

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

i like jumping spiders and tarantulas. i think they’re pretty cute

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

what’s spiderbreath? ive heard dave tell me that.

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#1 yaoi connoisseur

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

the air that comes out of spider

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

i think that s an insult i think that means yourw brweath gives people the crweeps

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

oh, wow! that confirms a lot, thanks!

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@theolepsyCabaret[TC]

IT·IS·VHEN·YOV·CONSVME·A·COPIOVS·AMOVNT·OF·SPIDERS·AND·VHEN·YOV·BVRP·YOV·BREATHE·IT·ON·SOMEONES·FACS

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

oh yikes. thats rude, i might have to talk about this to dave

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

i miss vriska .

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

who’s gonna tell em

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

vriska thinks humans are born through slime.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

8ut YOU EG8ERTS were! So my point still stands.

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John/June Egbert

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@ghostlyBiology[GB]

so thats the complicated thing. us "egberts" are born from ectobiology but there was a first one of us that started this all off. so whos to say your not talking to the john who was the original. alpha timeline and original are two separate timelines.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

8luhhhhhhhh!

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John/June Egbert

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@ghostlyBiology[GB]

and you said humans. not clones.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

Are all Johns this smartassy now?

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John/June Egbert

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@ghostlyBiology[GB]

well those of us on earth c maybe. also im june not john. really need to change my name on here but its easier to help thos remember who i was.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

My 8ad, June! *Are all Eg8erts this smartassy.

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John/June Egbert

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@ghostlyBiology[GB]

it comes with the territory lol! i do wonder how my vriska is nowadays though. talking to you reminds me i should check on her.,

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

Check on your local Vriska today!

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John/June Egbert

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@ghostlyBiology[GB]

wouldn't say local. but yeah, that's the plan. last time her and i got into a disagreement and i just want to see if shes still upset. she wouldn't talk to me so how can i fix the problem? ill figure it out.

@ectozBiologist[EB]

i wonder what vriska is doing.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

so funny vriska.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

Learned from the 8est! ::::)

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

was trying to be nice but never mind i suppose

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

Oh, don’t 8e that way! You of all people should 8e a8le to take a joke!

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

i never my saw my mom, VRISKA.

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

THEN HOW WAS I BORN!!!!

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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

SLIME, DUH!

@ectozBiologist[EB]

hey guys!

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@ectozBiologist[EB]

hey chumps! uhm how is everyone

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