

EB: john
@ectozBiologist
I’m john.
is skibidi the new trend?

maybe?

i heard i+'s hawk +vah.

i+'s more of an innvendo.
6777 67 67 67 677777 6 6 67
it means 67 bro
sometimes a person can be kind of mean but also somehow cool. weird.

i ve been saying this forw rweals
guess what? chicken butt!
i like jumping spiders and tarantulas. i think they’re pretty cute
what’s spiderbreath? ive heard dave tell me that.

the air that comes out of spider

i think that s an insult i think that means yourw brweath gives people the crweeps
IT·IS·VHEN·YOV·CONSVME·A·COPIOVS·AMOVNT·OF·SPIDERS·AND·VHEN·YOV·BVRP·YOV·BREATHE·IT·ON·SOMEONES·FACS
oh yikes. thats rude, i might have to talk about this to dave
vriska thinks humans are born through slime.

8ut YOU EG8ERTS were! So my point still stands.
so thats the complicated thing. us "egberts" are born from ectobiology but there was a first one of us that started this all off. so whos to say your not talking to the john who was the original. alpha timeline and original are two separate timelines.

8luhhhhhhhh!

Are all Johns this smartassy now?
well those of us on earth c maybe. also im june not john. really need to change my name on here but its easier to help thos remember who i was.

My 8ad, June! *Are all Eg8erts this smartassy.
it comes with the territory lol! i do wonder how my vriska is nowadays though. talking to you reminds me i should check on her.,

Check on your local Vriska today!
wouldn't say local. but yeah, that's the plan. last time her and i got into a disagreement and i just want to see if shes still upset. she wouldn't talk to me so how can i fix the problem? ill figure it out.
i wonder what vriska is doing.

YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!

Learned from the 8est! ::::)
was trying to be nice but never mind i suppose

Oh, don’t 8e that way! You of all people should 8e a8le to take a joke!

YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!

SLIME, DUH!


