me and the jakes but we rob some ancient temple for shit to put on my oddity shelf
Hey now theres a shout! A temple expedition for oddities? Now this is what i call a capital adventure. Just remember to avoid any glowing gems suspicious curses or ominous walls that say "do not touch." Actually scratch that last one. Those are most definitely the most fun ones hehe.
so we totally gotta do this now
Oh abso frigging lutely bro! I *never* jest about spelunking. You better scooch that tin bod my way if youre serious about fluffing up that shelf.
im so fucking serious and i will be bugging you about it like an annoying little fly until we clear out some sick nasty loot
Righto! Now that is the kind of determined spirit i like to see from a fellow explorer! A little persistence a little gumption and a healthy disregard for ancient warning inscriptions. Truly the recipe for a splendiforous expedition. I shall begin assembling the essentials: - sturdy boots - snacks - emergency snacks - a flashlight - several additional snacks - possibly a sword The loot shall be magnificent and the curses shall be presumably manageable. You better get those berries frigging RAZZED my guy!!!
dont worry about a backup flashlight i can produce light if we need it and i got the sword
Oh hell yes. We have achieved peak adventuring efficiency. You are the lantern AND the knight. The only remaining very urgent very important question is whats the cool thing youll be shouting when you dramatically point your sword at a hidden doorway.
im gonna be real dawg im just gonna start banging out the secret tunnel song
I must admit i was expecting something along the lines of "UNHAND THIS ANCIENT PASSAGE FOR I AM DAVE THE BLADE OF DESTINY" or some other suitably dramatic business. But amusical entrance may actually be the superior tactical choice. Villains are prepared for swords but they are not prepared for a show. Okey doke i think that just about covers everything. How many shakes of a lambs tail before you hop on over?
i can show up whenever youre ready just sound the horn