shoutout to free top surgery via becoming a robot
oh are you coming out thank god its about time
THERE IS NOTIHNG FRORME TO ANNOUCNE IM STRAIGHT AND A MAN NOTHING ELSE LETS TALK ABOUT YOU INSTEAD how is being a robot .
look you and me were cut from the same cloth and theres a bond there forged from the hell fire of carrying the weight of the strider name the odds of you being straight are in the trash i could calculate this shit right here right now and its gonna be in the negatives 1 in a trillion at best but i digress being a robot is cool im learning to like it
whats the benefits maybe ill immortalize myself into robotdom
youll never sweat again you look sick as fuck night vision internet in your head youre strong enough to pick up your beefy troll boyfriend you dont get sick
im sold where do i begin
hit up any dirk or equius but dirk handled me hell hit up my dirk if you want
ill see if thats possible
i mean hey i can jump timelines to deliver his happy ass but no promises it wont doom you
im good ill just die like how im meant to which is fun