Gary
@garyGerson
I thought this was slack 🤣🤣🤣 Husband to my beautiful wife and father to my two lovely children.
Well, let's just say old Gary wasn't always an office worker. So I'll be fine. -Gary
That's typically what you do in jail yeah, and like a month. -Gary
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That game I got for the kids? Come on I know you're all really committed to this but a games a game. Still, I think I'm out of PTO. So I suppose I'll have to bust outta this place soon. -Gary
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I'll keep that in mind, but really you should be worried for the other guys. -Gary
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Hey all, sorry for the quiet on my end! Work's been slamming me like crazy. The kids' birthday is this Friday too, it's exciting but it is really hectic. They grow up so fast. -Gary
I hoPe whatever celebratIon you && the famIly have Is a great one gary
Should be! Nothing too fancy, dinner and gifts for them. Their party with their friends should be on Saturday, though I'm letting them stay up so they can play their new game. -Gary
Forecast says there's going to be a meteor shower soon! Hope everyone stays safe! Though I will admit I might not take my own advice and go look at a few! -Gary
Also, it's open mic at the comedy club tonight. Do we think I should give it a shot? 👀 -Gary
=oXO go for it gary¡ i,m sure you have some great jokes in you¡ =oXO
Requested today off so I can have a three day weekend! Yep, soon they'll have to start calling old Gary "The Chillaxer" -Gary
Late night for Gary, had to go to like four different stores to find one that sold "sburb" but hey, anything for the kid's birthdays. -Gary
Happy Monday everyone! Hope you all had a good weekend and are ready to start the week running! -Gary
☆ thanKs gary ur a fuKKin real one☆
Well that's just not very nice. It's okay, I get a case of the Mondays too sometimes. -Gary
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There's a funfair happening? Wish I knew before now! You all should still go though! -Gary
Took the family out mini-golfing after we got breakfast! Played 18, scored 18. Gary's still got it. -Gary
c< NOt bad at all! >c
c< iM NOt MucH Of a gOlfer Myself, but, i caN appreciate a gOOd scOre wHeN i see it! >c
Oh me neither, but Old Gary loves some mini-golf, much more fun. -Gary
c< NOw MiNi gOlf? /tHat/ is wHere its at! MiNi gOlf is sO fuN, especially witH frieNds! >c
I like the ones where the little artificial stream is a part of some of the holes. -Gary
c< tHats always Nice, i liKe sOMe Of tHe tHeMed places, tHeres a HallOws eve tHeMed ONe i gO 2 ONce a sweep, just 4 fuNsies >c
Oh yeah we have one of those near us! We also go to a piratw themed one. -Gary
c< OOOOO, tHat sOuNds Nice! always sO fuN 2 be iN tHeM, eveN if yOu areNt actually playiN, eveN if playiN is Half tHe fuN >c
Hey so I have a question about your like, story if you don't mind. Keep hearing terms like "rustblood" and "jadeblood" and was wondering what those were about! Always looking to learn more! -Gary
c< all Of us trOlls Have differeNt blOOd cOlOrs! 4 iNstaNce, i Have purple blOOd! >c
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c< Of cOurse! >c
Good question. Your species is monohemotyped, by which I mean your blood comes only in one shade. To my understanding, there are different proteins that bond oxygen to the carrier cells of blood, which results in a different color when oxygenated. For your species, it would be hemoglobin, which creates red. Alternian (troll) society is structured around these blood differences, and what caste you are hatched in to determines your responsibilities in your life. Your bright red blood is actually a marker of mutation among our society, and would likely have had you separated from other grubs and dealt with the prevent the hatching of further hemo-abberations. Fortunately you do not need to concern yourself with that, as you were not hatched, but born. How lucky it is to be a mammal. The spectrum is as follows: Rust Bronze Gold Lime (now extinct) Olive Jade (I am one of these) Teal Cobalt/Cerulean Blue/Indigo Purple Violet Fuchsia As you climb the spectrum towards the royal hues, the troll's expected lifespan climbs, and so does their assumed responsibility over troll society. This is not to say that those lower on the spectrum do not have responsibilities, it is just that their lot in life is often more grimy and less glamorous. As a Jade, my purpose was to tend to the Mothergrub, a creature with which trolls enjoy a symbiotic relationship. It is, in all likelihood, an ancient symbiotic partnership of our species, as she lays the eggs that hatch trolls, and only upon her death can the egg that produces her own heiress be retrieved. Our genetic slurry is given to the mothergrub to process into eggs. Other castes have other generalized purposes, like teals, which are encouraged to enter the ranks of legislaceration, or goldbloods, who are often made helmsmen and power sources for Alternian spacecraft due to their psionic powers. I hope that this basic explanation was a worthwhile read. It's incredibly simplistic, but it may help you understand a few of the more alien concepts you see here.
Wow that's really in depth! Thank you! You all have really built out the lore for this haven't you? Interesting stuff for sure! -Gary
My son keeps saying he's getting "looksmogged" what does this mean? -Gary
it means your kid's probably on incel forums and needs to take some time off from the internet
I see. I will have a discussion with him about this. Thank you for informing me. -Gary
Just let him know that looks ain't everything, and that actually talking to people and listening to them will get him a significant other. And that those looksmaxxing dudes are straight tools. You got this, Gary
Of course, maybe I'll take him out to the movies afterwards if it goes well. He's been real excited about this "backrooms" movie. -Gary
Hell yeah! Heard only good things about it, that'd be a great idea. You're a pretty chill dad, Gary
Got off work early today! #blessed Anyone got any weekend plans? -Gary
Not too much, Gary. Thinking about hitting the driving range and having a couple sodas.
Well hey that sounds like a fine enough time! Old Gary's not much for golf, but I can tear up a minigolf course. What sodas you thinking of having? -Gary
Probably just a couple root beers. Maybe a #substance beer or two, too, depending how the driving goes, you know what I mean? What about you? Getting into anything fun?
Oh nothing really planned, but I'm sure I'll find something to do! Hope the drives go well! -Gary
The more I think about it, the more I kinda want to try being a hat guy. Do we think I could pull it off? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46137a974824.png -Gary
Definitely, Gary.
Gary, yes. -Casper
Haha thanks for the vote of confidence! Maybe Old Gary goes and sees the haberdasher after work today! -Gary
Okay okay you all are really "gassing up" Old Gary here! Yesh! I'll try it out! -Gary
Early lunch today! Hope everyone is having fun! TGIF am I right? -Gary
c< MMMMMHM! tHaNK gOg its friday! >c
I don't know what "fight night" is but I hope everyone stays safe! -Gary
Fuuuck no w3 aboutta b3at th3 tar out of 3achoth3r
Oh well I figured that. Nothing wrong with a little rabble rousing (Old Gary's actually a bit of a pugilist himself) but just make sure no one gets like permanently hurt. -Gary
Word W3 got m3dic2 that 2how up 2om3tim32. Folk'll b3 fin3 probably
Thank2 Gary, you a r3al on3
A little late for lunch (had to really focus on some numbers that got sent my way) but hey it's here nonetheless! Old Gary got a chicken caesar salad today! Yummers! -Gary
Oh a splendid choice! Coincidentally, I had a chicken caesar wrap today. Very refreshing and filling!
Why'd a blank profile just follow me? Must be a glitch. -Gary
c< NaH, tHats iNteNtiONal, dude is just.... liKe tHat >c
c< yeaH! Hes very MysteriOus, aNd cryptic, aNd all Of His text is blaNK, sO ya gOtta HigHligHt it, aNd its just really aNNOyiNg >c
Yeah that does sound like a pain! But hey it's a creative character choice, makes things interesting to have someone so mysterious no? -Gary
c< i guess sO! always MOre uNique iNsigHts 2 be Had frOM yOu! >c
No-a way! I found-a blank profile too. Something-a about a "Scratch"...? -Signed, Mario Mario
Aww, that's-a really nice! Tell your son that-a Mario says hi! -Signed, Mario Mario
Tricky one today! Wordle 1804 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 -Gary
Hope everybody has fun at their beach episode! Sounds like a lot of fun! It's a little early for old Gary (also I don't know where "Earth C" is, you and your wacky larp plot haha) but hey nothing quite like some quality time with friends at the beach. -Gary