Gary
@garyGerson
I thought this was slack 🤣🤣🤣 Husband to my beautiful wife and father to my two lovely children.
The more I think about it, the more I kinda want to try being a hat guy. Do we think I could pull it off? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46137a974824.png -Gary
Definitely, Gary.
Gary, yes. -Casper
Haha thanks for the vote of confidence! Maybe Old Gary goes and sees the haberdasher after work today! -Gary
Okay okay you all are really "gassing up" Old Gary here! Yesh! I'll try it out! -Gary
Early lunch today! Hope everyone is having fun! TGIF am I right? -Gary
c< MMMMMHM! tHaNK gOg its friday! >c
I don't know what "fight night" is but I hope everyone stays safe! -Gary
Fuuuck no w3 aboutta b3at th3 tar out of 3achoth3r
Oh well I figured that. Nothing wrong with a little rabble rousing (Old Gary's actually a bit of a pugilist himself) but just make sure no one gets like permanently hurt. -Gary
Word W3 got m3dic2 that 2how up 2om3tim32. Folk'll b3 fin3 probably
Thank2 Gary, you a r3al on3
A little late for lunch (had to really focus on some numbers that got sent my way) but hey it's here nonetheless! Old Gary got a chicken caesar salad today! Yummers! -Gary
Oh a splendid choice! Coincidentally, I had a chicken caesar wrap today. Very refreshing and filling!
Why'd a blank profile just follow me? Must be a glitch. -Gary
c< NaH, tHats iNteNtiONal, dude is just.... liKe tHat >c
c< yeaH! Hes very MysteriOus, aNd cryptic, aNd all Of His text is blaNK, sO ya gOtta HigHligHt it, aNd its just really aNNOyiNg >c
Yeah that does sound like a pain! But hey it's a creative character choice, makes things interesting to have someone so mysterious no? -Gary
c< i guess sO! always MOre uNique iNsigHts 2 be Had frOM yOu! >c
No-a way! I found-a blank profile too. Something-a about a "Scratch"...? -Signed, Mario Mario
Aww, that's-a really nice! Tell your son that-a Mario says hi! -Signed, Mario Mario
Hope everybody has fun at their beach episode! Sounds like a lot of fun! It's a little early for old Gary (also I don't know where "Earth C" is, you and your wacky larp plot haha) but hey nothing quite like some quality time with friends at the beach. -Gary
Ooh! Brenda brought in coffees and doughnuts for the office! She's so nice. Just gotta appreciate the little surprises we're given every day. -Gary
Hope everyone has fun at their beaches and lakes today! Old Gary's stuck in the office for now though, but hey at least it's hump day! -Gary
Time for old Gary to hit the hay. Have a good night all! -Gary
sLEEP WELL gARY,
Gary is off of work! Time to head home, see if my wife wants to go for a walk, it's a lovely day! -Gary
Thinkin about getting one of these guys for the office. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24cff33720bd.png -Gary
Buddy of mine back in college was obsessed with fedoras, never saw him without one. Granted it did look good on him, made me wonder if I could pull one off. But old Gary's not really a hat guy. -Gary
Time for lunch! I do have left overs, but there's also a new sandwich shop nearby I've been meaning to try. Many things to consider. -Gary
Might have a cigar and a glass of whiskey later tonight. Feeling like one of those nights. #substance (hope I am doing that right, tell me if not) -Gary
D --> It is also essential to respect women
D --> I traded for it
WHAT THE HELL COULD POSSIBLY BE EQUIVALENT WITH THE MOST SWEETEST OF HELLA LOOTS THERE IS.
D --> I created a prosthetic hand for someone's son
D --> That is because you have not seen my workmanship D --> The previous hand I constructed for him was capable of channeling the green suns power into a concentrated death ray and was embedded with the eye of a most terrible beast capable of paralyzing any who viewed it
D --> Yes but you will have to do one thing for me first
D --> Die
D --> It is essential to take good care of yourself
Too true! 🤣🤣🤣 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e558f846ec2.png -Gary
Hey all, know I was technically allowed to keep my old icon but I figured I'd try to fit in more. So I whipped this up quickly (don't tell my boss 🤣) -Gary
Anyone know anything about this "SBURB" game? My son's been asking for me to get him a copy. -Gary
I can personally assure you it is. I have had a very long life. Haa Haa.
I am always happy to provide service. Nice new icon, Mister Gerson. You have proven yourself to be quite custodially equipped.
Oh well thank you! I thought I'd try and fit in some more! I'm quite proud of how it turned out. -Gary
- That is so weird... I couldn't even begin to immagine what that mmust be like! 🤣🤣 - And jeez, yeah. That is like the second whitest guy I've ever seen. The first being that omminous mman on the timmeline with a white orb for a nugbone, obviously. 😂😂🤣✋
- Oh, wow! Hey, Gary! 👋 You look WAY mmore normmal in your new PFP. No offense. 😂😂😆😆 - It's just that you were kind of high-definition in the last one, is all. My dinky, exhausted little thought stemm could NOT commpute it. LOL! 🤣🙌
Haha all good! Just thought I'd try and fit in more. No offense taken Mintyl! -Gary