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@garyGerson

I thought this was slack 🀣🀣🀣 Husband to my beautiful wife and father to my two lovely children.

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The more I think about it, the more I kinda want to try being a hat guy. Do we think I could pull it off? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46137a974824.png -Gary

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Definitely, Gary.

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Gary, yes. -Casper

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Haha thanks for the vote of confidence! Maybe Old Gary goes and sees the haberdasher after work today! -Gary

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Okay okay you all are really "gassing up" Old Gary here! Yesh! I'll try it out! -Gary

absolutely yes

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Early lunch today! Hope everyone is having fun! TGIF am I right? -Gary

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c< MMMMMHM! tHaNK gOg its friday! >c

I don't know what "fight night" is but I hope everyone stays safe! -Gary

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Fuuuck no w3 aboutta b3at th3 tar out of 3achoth3r

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Oh well I figured that. Nothing wrong with a little rabble rousing (Old Gary's actually a bit of a pugilist himself) but just make sure no one gets like permanently hurt. -Gary

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Word W3 got m3dic2 that 2how up 2om3tim32. Folk'll b3 fin3 probably

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That's good to hear! You all have fun now! -Gary

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Thank2 Gary, you a r3al on3

A little late for lunch (had to really focus on some numbers that got sent my way) but hey it's here nonetheless! Old Gary got a chicken caesar salad today! Yummers! -Gary

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Oh a splendid choice! Coincidentally, I had a chicken caesar wrap today. Very refreshing and filling!

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That sounds lovely! Glad you enjoyed! -Gary

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Why'd a blank profile just follow me? Must be a glitch. -Gary

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c< NaH, tHats iNteNtiONal, dude is just.... liKe tHat >c

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Oh that's an interesting gimmick! -Gary

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c< yeaH! Hes very MysteriOus, aNd cryptic, aNd all Of His text is blaNK, sO ya gOtta HigHligHt it, aNd its just really aNNOyiNg >c

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Yeah that does sound like a pain! But hey it's a creative character choice, makes things interesting to have someone so mysterious no? -Gary

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c< i guess sO! always MOre uNique iNsigHts 2 be Had frOM yOu! >c

No-a way! I found-a blank profile too. Something-a about a "Scratch"...? -Signed, Mario Mario

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My son loves your games. -Gary

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Aww, that's-a really nice! Tell your son that-a Mario says hi! -Signed, Mario Mario

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Will do when I see him tonight Mario. -Gary

Tricky one today! Wordle 1804 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 -Gary

Hope everybody has fun at their beach episode! Sounds like a lot of fun! It's a little early for old Gary (also I don't know where "Earth C" is, you and your wacky larp plot haha) but hey nothing quite like some quality time with friends at the beach. -Gary

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Ooh! Brenda brought in coffees and doughnuts for the office! She's so nice. Just gotta appreciate the little surprises we're given every day. -Gary

Hope everyone has fun at their beaches and lakes today! Old Gary's stuck in the office for now though, but hey at least it's hump day! -Gary

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Time for old Gary to hit the hay. Have a good night all! -Gary

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sLEEP WELL gARY,

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Gary is off of work! Time to head home, see if my wife wants to go for a walk, it's a lovely day! -Gary

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Thinkin about getting one of these guys for the office. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24cff33720bd.png -Gary

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Buddy of mine back in college was obsessed with fedoras, never saw him without one. Granted it did look good on him, made me wonder if I could pull one off. But old Gary's not really a hat guy. -Gary

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Time for lunch! I do have left overs, but there's also a new sandwich shop nearby I've been meaning to try. Many things to consider. -Gary

Might have a cigar and a glass of whiskey later tonight. Feeling like one of those nights. #substance (hope I am doing that right, tell me if not) -Gary

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Too true! 🀣🀣🀣 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e558f846ec2.png -Gary

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Hey all, know I was technically allowed to keep my old icon but I figured I'd try to fit in more. So I whipped this up quickly (don't tell my boss 🀣) -Gary

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Anyone know anything about this "SBURB" game? My son's been asking for me to get him a copy. -Gary

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Oh don't worry, old Gary knows a thing or two about drones. -Gary

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I can personally assure you it is. I have had a very long life. Haa Haa.

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I am always happy to provide service. Nice new icon, Mister Gerson. You have proven yourself to be quite custodially equipped.

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I'm sorry Dr. Scratch, hope I didn't offend you. -Gary

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Oh well thank you! I thought I'd try and fit in some more! I'm quite proud of how it turned out. -Gary

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Not at all, I foresaw your disbelief.

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You must get that a lot then haha! -Gary

- That is so weird... I couldn't even begin to immagine what that mmust be like! 🀣🀣 - And jeez, yeah. That is like the second whitest guy I've ever seen. The first being that omminous mman on the timmeline with a white orb for a nugbone, obviously. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£βœ‹

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- Oh, wow! Hey, Gary! πŸ‘‹ You look WAY mmore normmal in your new PFP. No offense. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜† - It's just that you were kind of high-definition in the last one, is all. My dinky, exhausted little thought stemm could NOT commpute it. LOL! πŸ€£πŸ™Œ

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Haha all good! Just thought I'd try and fit in more. No offense taken Mintyl! -Gary

Sorry didn't realize my icon would cause an issue. Does anyone have a suggestion on what I should change to? -Gary

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why are yoou white.

Well uh, my parents were I guess? -Gary

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are yoou a lusus beast of some kind?

Sorry I'm not up to date with your larp lore. I thought this was slack, looking for a new icon to fit in better. -Gary

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if that is your truue face, let it shine!

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Oh! Is that allowed? Another user said I should change my icon, getting conflicting messages here haha! -Gary

no one but your suuperior offitorturer can tell yoou what to doo. :)

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OH MY GOD. WIT_EY, YOU CA_'T JUST ASK SOME MUTA_T WHY THEY'Π―RE WHITE.

oh crap yoou're right, i'm such a ditz... sorry :(

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Anyone got any summer plans? Thinking of taking the family up to the lake a couple times, though I need to request the time off first. -Gary

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𝐄ńjπŸ„Ύβ’΄ 𝔴π”₯ⓐt π•ͺπŸ…žu havο½… bﻉ𝕗oɼﻉ i𝙩's Ζƒoα΄Žο»‰.

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Why, I reckon that's all any of us can do. -Gary

man to man garbear can you please change your icon it scares the fuck out of me like unfuncanny valley im begging you dawg that shit does not need to be here i will personally draw you a new one if you need homeslice just not that one

can you at least greyscale it doodle little wiggly horns

What's wrong with my icon? My wife said I looked good in it... -Gary

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Oh is this one of your larp rules? Sorry I didn't know. I'll try to figure something out. -Gary

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you the man garbear thank you for keeping the larp up tell your wife i said she is the luckiest woman alive

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wIsh I could take some tIme off gary but crIme doesn''t take vacatIons so neIther do I.. you should rent a boat though,, make the most of It out there,, do some fIshIn''.. I hoPe the weather stays nIce for you folks out there..

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Thanks for the well wishes, renting a boat would be lovely! Thank you for the idea. I do hope you get some rest soon though, even if you're more of a vigilant type. -Gary