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Oh, it was a company-wide email. They're renting out the local pub for a night to "improve team cohesion".
It better not be, man. Are you going to the mixer next week?
I meant like cosmic levels of bad, not like you stub your toe or something
I just had lunch but the thing is I'm not usually this hungry this early in the day, so it's like. Insane. -Casper
If anything bad ever happens to Gary I will be so fucking mad
Gary, yes. -Casper
Definitely, Gary.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Greetings everyone. Hope you’re all well.」
Word W3 got m3dic2 that 2how up 2om3tim32. Folk'll b3 fin3 probably
Fuuuck no w3 aboutta b3at th3 tar out of 3achoth3r
Oh a splendid choice! Coincidentally, I had a chicken caesar wrap today. Very refreshing and filling!
No-a way! I found-a blank profile too. Something-a about a "Scratch"...? -Signed, Mario Mario
Ah, much better. Many apologies for the recent notifications, I needed to update my rolodex. Expect more contact from yours truly in the future.
c< yeaH! Hes very MysteriOus, aNd cryptic, aNd all Of His text is blaNK, sO ya gOtta HigHligHt it, aNd its just really aNNOyiNg >c
c< NaH, tHats iNteNtiONal, dude is just.... liKe tHat >c
Guys boss man is taking the night off and I have to send a professional email to someone telling them they are a huge dumb dumb idiot fuck that doesn't know numbers. Need someone to translate that for me asap.
BEACHES AREN’T THAT SPECIAL. I SEE A DOZEN OF ‘EM ON PLANETS ROUND THESE PARTS. …THEN AGAIN I GUESS THOSE ARE MORE “DRY AND WATERLESS DESERTS” THAN BEACHES…
Heh, thanks Gary. The two of them have been trying to teach me how to fish, I'm getting better! -Casper.
Okay, for the record, if one of you actually decides to throw like a beach party that's cool and all please enjoy yourself and have a Fucking Blast (I will not be hosting anything of the sort, you see) I'll be hanging with my brother and my moirail down by the lake on the property, but, so like. It's more of a spiritual beach episode for me. Y'know?
sLEEP WELL gARY,
-=[iim okayyy :-) hhoware you gary_☺]=-
-=[hjhii gary :-)_☺]=-
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wIsh I could take some tIme off gary but crIme doesn''t take vacatIons so neIther do I.. you should rent a boat though,, make the most of It out there,, do some fIshIn''.. I hoPe the weather stays nIce for you folks out there..
- Oh, wow! Hey, Gary! 👋 You look WAY mmore normmal in your new PFP. No offense. 😂😂😆😆 - It's just that you were kind of high-definition in the last one, is all. My dinky, exhausted little thought stemm could NOT commpute it. LOL! 🤣🙌
D --> It is also essential to respect women
D --> It is essential to take good care of yourself
I am always happy to provide service. Nice new icon, Mister Gerson. You have proven yourself to be quite custodially equipped.
I can personally assure you it is. I have had a very long life. Haa Haa.
- Gary, mmy custodial goldbro... you are freaking AWESOME. 🤣🤣🤣 - Though, umm, you definitely should be worried about fitting in. LOL. Because of #TheDrones. 😂😂 - Hope this Helps! 😁🙌
Think of it as something akin to a mixture of a simulation game and a roleplaying game, with the ultimate goal being to create a new universe. As for my name, I have acquired every PHD possible to ensure it remains accurate.
There are many philosophical quandries and ethical dilemmas that are presented to a team of players playing sBurb. It is an excellent means of helping to foster independence and self driven goal pursuit as well.
No prob, Gary. Keep bein the dad who stepped up
You seem quite ready to take the word of a stranger at face value. Have you considered the educational potential of the highly acclaimed sBurb and sGrub games?
Doc Scratch is actually trying to convert your kid to his offshoot of Catholicism. Don’t trust him
Mintyl, king, humans can have many kids
- So you're a LUSUS, Gary... gosh! I didn't know you guys could use the husk keyboards so well. 🤣🤣🤣 Mine definitely can't! - I guess that also explains why you're white.
Gary just buy him Fortnite it’s basically the same thing but less devastating
i am learning about huumans, like it or not :)
☆ if you have a son, that means. Gary, my man 🤝☆
- ...Gary's a MAMMAL???? 😀
As would ሠቹ
- Gary... I thought you had a "DAUGHTER," goldbro... 😂😂😂
no one but your suuperior offitorturer can tell yoou what to doo. :)
if that is your truue face, let it shine!
you the man garbear thank you for keeping the larp up tell your wife i said she is the luckiest woman alive
Oh Alright I Suppose That Makes Sense
What Does It Mean If Someone Says They Are Cheesed To Meet You
oh yeah, she wvants me. vwoof.
I'm madly in love with you Garyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
- Night, right? You mmean night. 😂😂😂 - Gary, bro, you are SUCH a card. And it's honestly VERY immpressive to see that a gold blood mmanaged to get such a swanky Job. Good on you! 🙌🙌😁😁
c< actually, tHats real as Hell, i caNt eveN fault yOu 4 tHat ONe >c
c< fuN fact: apple cider viNegar is awful 4 tHe HuMaN bOdy, aNd 4 yOur teetH! >c
Monthly potlucks. What do you bring usually? -Casper
I do. How long have you been with Albertsons, Gary? -Casper
I'm a data analyst for OZA-TAP and I do part time tutoring gigs. -Casper
What do you do for work, Gary? -Casper
A little ways outside of the boudaries of the House of Restoration -Casper
Of course you are. -Casper
I'm gonna cry. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
Hey who the fuck are you
Just watched Evidet get blinded by the rage of capitalism.
- Because we're all... bugs, bro???? 🤣🤣🤣
IM BISCUITS AND IM GREEN BUT MY HAT IS ORANGE WITH TWO WHITE STRIPES!
- Oh mmy freaking
- Daughter??? 😀
Always have been.
hes troll obama, its fine. i made sure to remember that in my notes!
c< yeaH, but, it HappeNs, tHis wHOle wacKy web is full Of sHeNaNigaNs! but, yOull get tHere, i believe iN yOu! >c
c< aH, dONt wOrry abOut it! yOull figure it all Out Here sOON! but, tHis is CHittr! NOt SlacK, Or eveN SlasH, wHicH is wHat MOst Of us use >c
c< it is NOt! >c
- Hold on. Where the f*ck are your horns? 😀
- Don't you mmean the commpany Slash? LOL. 🤣🤣🤣