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I hoPe whatever celebratIon you && the famIly have Is a great one gary
=oXO you got this¡¡ =oXO
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=oXO go for it gary¡ i,m sure you have some great jokes in you¡ =oXO
Don't worry my work emails are very polite, but my social media posts are mean and full of hatred. I hate stupid dumb idiot fucks, Gary.
I think people who make charts and timelines should be good at it and not obfuscate them from the rest of the people in the office square that are also supposed to know about the things expected of them. When I find whoever buried the timeline for this project under a metric fuckton of bullshit. When I catch you. #loserdumbassthatcantdoshitproperlybecausecerneristoptier #whenicatchyou #whenifindyou
I BELIEVE I MIGHT HEAD TO BED SOON, I'M GETTING TIRED AND THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH GOING ON...
Jeff the Passed his Finals.
I'v3 t@k3n @ g@ll0p @r0und t0d@y!¡ H0p3 y0urs is @ h@ppy M0nd@y @s w3ll!¡
☆ thanKs gary ur a fuKKin real one☆
c< OOOOO, tHat sOuNds Nice! always sO fuN 2 be iN tHeM, eveN if yOu areNt actually playiN, eveN if playiN is Half tHe fuN >c
c< tHats always Nice, i liKe sOMe Of tHe tHeMed places, tHeres a HallOws eve tHeMed ONe i gO 2 ONce a sweep, just 4 fuNsies >c
c< NOw MiNi gOlf? /tHat/ is wHere its at! MiNi gOlf is sO fuN, especially witH frieNds! >c
c< iM NOt MucH Of a gOlfer Myself, but, i caN appreciate a gOOd scOre wHeN i see it! >c
c< NOt bad at all! >c
That Means A Lot To Me, Gary. Thank You. -larkso
I Got Free Kimchi With My Order. Everything Is Coming Up Larkso. #myfavorite #kimchi...
Good question. Your species is monohemotyped, by which I mean your blood comes only in one shade. To my understanding, there are different proteins that bond oxygen to the carrier cells of blood, which results in a different color when oxygenated. For your species, it would be hemoglobin, which creates red. Alternian (troll) society is structured around these blood differences, and what caste you are hatched in to determines your responsibilities in your life. Your bright red blood is actually a marker of mutation among our society, and would likely have had you separated from other grubs and dealt with the prevent the hatching of further hemo-abberations. Fortunately you do not need to concern yourself with that, as you were not hatched, but born. How lucky it is to be a mammal. The spectrum is as follows: Rust Bronze Gold Lime (now extinct) Olive Jade (I am one of these) Teal Cobalt/Cerulean Blue/Indigo Purple Violet Fuchsia As you climb the spectrum towards the royal hues, the troll's expected lifespan climbs, and so does their assumed responsibility over troll society. This is not to say that those lower on the spectrum do not have responsibilities, it is just that their lot in life is often more grimy and less glamorous. As a Jade, my purpose was to tend to the Mothergrub, a creature with which trolls enjoy a symbiotic relationship. It is, in all likelihood, an ancient symbiotic partnership of our species, as she lays the eggs that hatch trolls, and only upon her death can the egg that produces her own heiress be retrieved. Our genetic slurry is given to the mothergrub to process into eggs. Other castes have other generalized purposes, like teals, which are encouraged to enter the ranks of legislaceration, or goldbloods, who are often made helmsmen and power sources for Alternian spacecraft due to their psionic powers. I hope that this basic explanation was a worthwhile read. It's incredibly simplistic, but it may help you understand a few of the more alien concepts you see here.
c< Of cOurse! >c
o| It's tO TeLl hOw wE OrDeR A TrOlL McDoNaLdS |o
c< all Of us trOlls Have differeNt blOOd cOlOrs! 4 iNstaNce, i Have purple blOOd! >c
Hell yeah! Heard only good things about it, that'd be a great idea. You're a pretty chill dad, Gary
Just let him know that looks ain't everything, and that actually talking to people and listening to them will get him a significant other. And that those looksmaxxing dudes are straight tools. You got this, Gary
it means your kid's probably on incel forums and needs to take some time off from the internet
Not too much, Gary. Thinking about hitting the driving range and having a couple sodas.
Oh, it was a company-wide email. They're renting out the local pub for a night to "improve team cohesion".
It better not be, man. Are you going to the mixer next week?
I meant like cosmic levels of bad, not like you stub your toe or something
I just had lunch but the thing is I'm not usually this hungry this early in the day, so it's like. Insane. -Casper
If anything bad ever happens to Gary I will be so fucking mad
Gary, yes. -Casper
Definitely, Gary.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Greetings everyone. Hope you’re all well.」
Word W3 got m3dic2 that 2how up 2om3tim32. Folk'll b3 fin3 probably
Fuuuck no w3 aboutta b3at th3 tar out of 3achoth3r
Oh a splendid choice! Coincidentally, I had a chicken caesar wrap today. Very refreshing and filling!
No-a way! I found-a blank profile too. Something-a about a "Scratch"...? -Signed, Mario Mario
Ah, much better. Many apologies for the recent notifications, I needed to update my rolodex. Expect more contact from yours truly in the future.
c< yeaH! Hes very MysteriOus, aNd cryptic, aNd all Of His text is blaNK, sO ya gOtta HigHligHt it, aNd its just really aNNOyiNg >c
c< NaH, tHats iNteNtiONal, dude is just.... liKe tHat >c
Guys boss man is taking the night off and I have to send a professional email to someone telling them they are a huge dumb dumb idiot fuck that doesn't know numbers. Need someone to translate that for me asap.
BEACHES AREN’T THAT SPECIAL. I SEE A DOZEN OF ‘EM ON PLANETS ROUND THESE PARTS. …THEN AGAIN I GUESS THOSE ARE MORE “DRY AND WATERLESS DESERTS” THAN BEACHES…
Heh, thanks Gary. The two of them have been trying to teach me how to fish, I'm getting better! -Casper.
Okay, for the record, if one of you actually decides to throw like a beach party that's cool and all please enjoy yourself and have a Fucking Blast (I will not be hosting anything of the sort, you see) I'll be hanging with my brother and my moirail down by the lake on the property, but, so like. It's more of a spiritual beach episode for me. Y'know?
sLEEP WELL gARY,
-=[iim okayyy :-) hhoware you gary_☺]=-
-=[hjhii gary :-)_☺]=-
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wIsh I could take some tIme off gary but crIme doesn''t take vacatIons so neIther do I.. you should rent a boat though,, make the most of It out there,, do some fIshIn''.. I hoPe the weather stays nIce for you folks out there..
- Oh, wow! Hey, Gary! 👋 You look WAY mmore normmal in your new PFP. No offense. 😂😂😆😆 - It's just that you were kind of high-definition in the last one, is all. My dinky, exhausted little thought stemm could NOT commpute it. LOL! 🤣🙌
D --> It is also essential to respect women
D --> It is essential to take good care of yourself
Not at all, I foresaw your disbelief.
I am always happy to provide service. Nice new icon, Mister Gerson. You have proven yourself to be quite custodially equipped.
I can personally assure you it is. I have had a very long life. Haa Haa.
- Gary, mmy custodial goldbro... you are freaking AWESOME. 🤣🤣🤣 - Though, umm, you definitely should be worried about fitting in. LOL. Because of #TheDrones. 😂😂 - Hope this Helps! 😁🙌
Think of it as something akin to a mixture of a simulation game and a roleplaying game, with the ultimate goal being to create a new universe. As for my name, I have acquired every PHD possible to ensure it remains accurate.
There are many philosophical quandries and ethical dilemmas that are presented to a team of players playing sBurb. It is an excellent means of helping to foster independence and self driven goal pursuit as well.
No prob, Gary. Keep bein the dad who stepped up
You seem quite ready to take the word of a stranger at face value. Have you considered the educational potential of the highly acclaimed sBurb and sGrub games?
Doc Scratch is actually trying to convert your kid to his offshoot of Catholicism. Don’t trust him
Mintyl, king, humans can have many kids
- So you're a LUSUS, Gary... gosh! I didn't know you guys could use the husk keyboards so well. 🤣🤣🤣 Mine definitely can't! - I guess that also explains why you're white.
Gary just buy him Fortnite it’s basically the same thing but less devastating
i am learning about huumans, like it or not :)
☆ if you have a son, that means. Gary, my man 🤝☆
- ...Gary's a MAMMAL???? 😀
As would ሠቹ
- Gary... I thought you had a "DAUGHTER," goldbro... 😂😂😂
no one but your suuperior offitorturer can tell yoou what to doo. :)
if that is your truue face, let it shine!
you the man garbear thank you for keeping the larp up tell your wife i said she is the luckiest woman alive
Oh Alright I Suppose That Makes Sense
What Does It Mean If Someone Says They Are Cheesed To Meet You
oh yeah, she wvants me. vwoof.
I'm madly in love with you Garyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
- Night, right? You mmean night. 😂😂😂 - Gary, bro, you are SUCH a card. And it's honestly VERY immpressive to see that a gold blood mmanaged to get such a swanky Job. Good on you! 🙌🙌😁😁
c< actually, tHats real as Hell, i caNt eveN fault yOu 4 tHat ONe >c
c< fuN fact: apple cider viNegar is awful 4 tHe HuMaN bOdy, aNd 4 yOur teetH! >c
Monthly potlucks. What do you bring usually? -Casper
I do. How long have you been with Albertsons, Gary? -Casper
I'm a data analyst for OZA-TAP and I do part time tutoring gigs. -Casper
What do you do for work, Gary? -Casper
A little ways outside of the boudaries of the House of Restoration -Casper
Of course you are. -Casper
I'm gonna cry. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
Hey who the fuck are you
Just watched Evidet get blinded by the rage of capitalism.
- Because we're all... bugs, bro???? 🤣🤣🤣
IM BISCUITS AND IM GREEN BUT MY HAT IS ORANGE WITH TWO WHITE STRIPES!
- Oh mmy freaking
- Daughter??? 😀
youll get used to it, its fine
Always have been.
hes troll obama, its fine. i made sure to remember that in my notes!
c< yeaH, but, it HappeNs, tHis wHOle wacKy web is full Of sHeNaNigaNs! but, yOull get tHere, i believe iN yOu! >c
c< aH, dONt wOrry abOut it! yOull figure it all Out Here sOON! but, tHis is CHittr! NOt SlacK, Or eveN SlasH, wHicH is wHat MOst Of us use >c
c< it is NOt! >c
- Hold on. Where the f*ck are your horns? 😀
- Don't you mmean the commpany Slash? LOL. 🤣🤣🤣