If anything bad ever happens to Gary I will be so fucking mad
I meant like cosmic levels of bad, not like you stub your toe or something
Oh well, I don't know if anything like that is in store for me! -Gary
It better not be, man. Are you going to the mixer next week?
Oh, it was a company-wide email. They're renting out the local pub for a night to "improve team cohesion".
Oh I'm so sorry I didn't realize we were coworkers! What department do you work in? Also, I don't know if I'll be going. Never was a fan of those kind of events. -Gary
Oh, I just temp for HR sometimes. They got me on a 6 week this time.
I see, how're they treating you? While we're off of official communications I don't exactly care for Glen. -Gary
Not too bad. They keep forgetting to assign me tasks, or "forgetting", so I've gone to get Glen coffee like 12 times this week. He's kind of annoying, admittedly, but I think it's because he's allergic to Fred's cologne and won't say anything or take a Claritin about it. Suzy's nice though, if you can get two words outta her.
Oh yeah Suzy's swell, keeps to herself mostly so we don't talk much but she's nice. Had no idea Glen was Allergic to Fred's cologne (admittedly a little overpowering for even me). Now I feel like a bit of an ass. Just goes to show we can always stand to be kinder though! -Gary