Gary
@garyGerson
I thought this was slack 🤣🤣🤣 Husband to my beautiful wife and father to my two lovely children.
Hey all, sorry for the quiet on my end! Work's been slamming me like crazy. The kids' birthday is this Friday too, it's exciting but it is really hectic. They grow up so fast. -Gary
I hoPe whatever celebratIon you && the famIly have Is a great one gary
Should be! Nothing too fancy, dinner and gifts for them. Their party with their friends should be on Saturday, though I'm letting them stay up so they can play their new game. -Gary
Also, it's open mic at the comedy club tonight. Do we think I should give it a shot? 👀 -Gary
=oXO go for it gary¡ i,m sure you have some great jokes in you¡ =oXO
I think people who make charts and timelines should be good at it and not obfuscate them from the rest of the people in the office square that are also supposed to know about the things expected of them. When I find whoever buried the timeline for this project under a metric fuckton of bullshit. When I catch you. #loserdumbassthatcantdoshitproperlybecausecerneristoptier #whenicatchyou #whenifindyou
I BELIEVE I MIGHT HEAD TO BED SOON, I'M GETTING TIRED AND THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH GOING ON...
Jeff the Passed his Finals.
Happy Monday everyone! Hope you all had a good weekend and are ready to start the week running! -Gary
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >G/\ry y0u su《 k
☆ thanKs gary ur a fuKKin real one☆
Well that's just not very nice. It's okay, I get a case of the Mondays too sometimes. -Gary
Took the family out mini-golfing after we got breakfast! Played 18, scored 18. Gary's still got it. -Gary
c< NOt bad at all! >c
c< iM NOt MucH Of a gOlfer Myself, but, i caN appreciate a gOOd scOre wHeN i see it! >c
Oh me neither, but Old Gary loves some mini-golf, much more fun. -Gary
c< NOw MiNi gOlf? /tHat/ is wHere its at! MiNi gOlf is sO fuN, especially witH frieNds! >c
I like the ones where the little artificial stream is a part of some of the holes. -Gary
c< tHats always Nice, i liKe sOMe Of tHe tHeMed places, tHeres a HallOws eve tHeMed ONe i gO 2 ONce a sweep, just 4 fuNsies >c
Oh yeah we have one of those near us! We also go to a piratw themed one. -Gary
I Got Free Kimchi With My Order. Everything Is Coming Up Larkso. #myfavorite #kimchi...
Hey so I have a question about your like, story if you don't mind. Keep hearing terms like "rustblood" and "jadeblood" and was wondering what those were about! Always looking to learn more! -Gary
c< all Of us trOlls Have differeNt blOOd cOlOrs! 4 iNstaNce, i Have purple blOOd! >c
o| It's tO TeLl hOw wE OrDeR A TrOlL McDoNaLdS |o
Good question. Your species is monohemotyped, by which I mean your blood comes only in one shade. To my understanding, there are different proteins that bond oxygen to the carrier cells of blood, which results in a different color when oxygenated. For your species, it would be hemoglobin, which creates red. Alternian (troll) society is structured around these blood differences, and what caste you are hatched in to determines your responsibilities in your life. Your bright red blood is actually a marker of mutation among our society, and would likely have had you separated from other grubs and dealt with the prevent the hatching of further hemo-abberations. Fortunately you do not need to concern yourself with that, as you were not hatched, but born. How lucky it is to be a mammal. The spectrum is as follows: Rust Bronze Gold Lime (now extinct) Olive Jade (I am one of these) Teal Cobalt/Cerulean Blue/Indigo Purple Violet Fuchsia As you climb the spectrum towards the royal hues, the troll's expected lifespan climbs, and so does their assumed responsibility over troll society. This is not to say that those lower on the spectrum do not have responsibilities, it is just that their lot in life is often more grimy and less glamorous. As a Jade, my purpose was to tend to the Mothergrub, a creature with which trolls enjoy a symbiotic relationship. It is, in all likelihood, an ancient symbiotic partnership of our species, as she lays the eggs that hatch trolls, and only upon her death can the egg that produces her own heiress be retrieved. Our genetic slurry is given to the mothergrub to process into eggs. Other castes have other generalized purposes, like teals, which are encouraged to enter the ranks of legislaceration, or goldbloods, who are often made helmsmen and power sources for Alternian spacecraft due to their psionic powers. I hope that this basic explanation was a worthwhile read. It's incredibly simplistic, but it may help you understand a few of the more alien concepts you see here.
Wow that's really in depth! Thank you! You all have really built out the lore for this haven't you? Interesting stuff for sure! -Gary
Got off work early today! #blessed Anyone got any weekend plans? -Gary
Not too much, Gary. Thinking about hitting the driving range and having a couple sodas.
Well hey that sounds like a fine enough time! Old Gary's not much for golf, but I can tear up a minigolf course. What sodas you thinking of having? -Gary
Probably just a couple root beers. Maybe a #substance beer or two, too, depending how the driving goes, you know what I mean? What about you? Getting into anything fun?
Oh nothing really planned, but I'm sure I'll find something to do! Hope the drives go well! -Gary
My son keeps saying he's getting "looksmogged" what does this mean? -Gary
it means your kid's probably on incel forums and needs to take some time off from the internet
I see. I will have a discussion with him about this. Thank you for informing me. -Gary
Just let him know that looks ain't everything, and that actually talking to people and listening to them will get him a significant other. And that those looksmaxxing dudes are straight tools. You got this, Gary
Of course, maybe I'll take him out to the movies afterwards if it goes well. He's been real excited about this "backrooms" movie. -Gary
Hell yeah! Heard only good things about it, that'd be a great idea. You're a pretty chill dad, Gary