Gary

@garyGerson

I thought this was slack 🤣🤣🤣 Husband to my beautiful wife and father to my two lovely children.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 97 years45 sweepsKult Score: 951Kull Score: 87718 followers 7 following

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@garyGerson[GG]

I think I just overthrew a monarchy? -Gary

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Sunrise Crown

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@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ BASED AS FUCK GARY!!!!! ⸝⸝♤

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@garyGerson[GG]

Thanks Duskie, fellas in the black suits sure seem to agree. One of em gave me a ring, nice thought, I am married though. -Gary

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@garyGerson[GG]

Is this thing working? -Gary

Kult: +137

Kull: +125

Total: 262

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LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

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@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

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@garyGerson[GG]

That's typically what you do in jail yeah, and like a month. -Gary

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

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@garyGerson[GG]

Something about leverage over the heir and prince? -Gary

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LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

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@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

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@garyGerson[GG]

That game I got for the kids? Come on I know you're all really committed to this but a games a game. Still, I think I'm out of PTO. So I suppose I'll have to bust outta this place soon. -Gary

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

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@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

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@garyGerson[GG]

I'll keep that in mind, but really you should be worried for the other guys. -Gary

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LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

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Puppymoded

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Emoticonnoisseur

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@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@garyGerson[GG]

Well, I was quite the pugilist back in the day. -Gary

Kult: +5

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@garyGerson[GG]

Hey all, sorry for the quiet on my end! Work's been slamming me like crazy. The kids' birthday is this Friday too, it's exciting but it is really hectic. They grow up so fast. -Gary

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

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@clandestineInvestigator[CI]

I hoPe whatever celebratIon you && the famIly have Is a great one gary

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Kull: +5

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@garyGerson[GG]

Should be! Nothing too fancy, dinner and gifts for them. Their party with their friends should be on Saturday, though I'm letting them stay up so they can play their new game. -Gary

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@garyGerson[GG]

Also, it's open mic at the comedy club tonight. Do we think I should give it a shot? 👀 -Gary

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

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Cow in EE's woods

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO go for it gary¡ i,m sure you have some great jokes in you¡ =oXO

Kult: +5

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@garyGerson[GG]

Well isn't that something. -Gary

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Cow in EE's woods

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Kult: +5

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@garyGerson[GG]

Thanks for the vote of confidence! -Gary

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@garyGerson[GG]

Thank you! -Gary

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

I think people who make charts and timelines should be good at it and not obfuscate them from the rest of the people in the office square that are also supposed to know about the things expected of them. When I find whoever buried the timeline for this project under a metric fuckton of bullshit. When I catch you. #loserdumbassthatcantdoshitproperlybecausecerneristoptier #whenicatchyou #whenifindyou

#whenifindyou #whenicatchyou #loserdumbassthatcantdoshitproperlybecausecerneristoptier

Kult: +40

Kull: +12

Total: 52

Ratio: 3.33

@garyGerson[GG]

Well, I would've used politer terms but yeah. -Gary

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

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I BELIEVE I MIGHT HEAD TO BED SOON, I'M GETTING TIRED AND THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH GOING ON...

Kult: +20

Kull: +17

Total: 37

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@garyGerson[GG]

Probably a good choice! Rest is important! -Gary

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bisexual

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Knotty

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YES, OF COURSE. THANK YOU, SIR, I HOPE YOU REST WELL WHEN YOU DO.

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@garyGerson[GG]

Much appreciated! -Gary

Kult: +5

Total: 5