Ms. Toriel
@msToriel
Toriel | 43 | Monster Hello, Mother of two, Teacher and divorced! I'm new to social media and I was invited here by a friend! I hope we can become acquaintances and get to know each other better!
People seem to love my butterscotch pies!
Hehe, I have more snail jokes for you all! Ahem! How do snails celebrate? They always shell-ebrate with style! Why do snails love reading? They prefer slow-paced novels. How do snails get around town? They use snail transportation, of course!
It seems one of my children is on here. I really hope they're doing well and not getting into any trouble!
〔•෴•〕 < Why is a white board an office favorite? Because it's re-markable! / *yuck, yuck!*
god i cant take it anymore im tearing up
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
OOH CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY SHELL" AAHAHAHA I GET IT !!! oh thats soo clever and funny heheh!! it took me like a couple seconds to get it! oh i love this one thats so good <33
I was known to be quite a dynamite gal back in the day! Hoo hoo! Not going to let that die anytime soon! Glad you love them! :^)
Haha! Thank you, Roxy! It's a good one, isn't it? Very creative!
it really is. you get that punny skeleton girl
sure girl B;)
Did you hear the one about the snail who was mugged by a turtle? Later, at the police station, the detective asked him to describe exactly what happened. He shook his head and said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
〔•෴•〕 < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Why is a snail the strongest animal in a family? He carries the house on his back! / *yuck, yuck!*
HAHAAHA!! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! HEEHEEHEE!!!!
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Looks like I'm trailing behind you in these snail jokes! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < What do you call a bear with no teeth? A GUMMY BEAR! / *yuck, yuck!*
// "...Interesting that you're still keeping up with this..."
〔•෴•〕 < If I don't chew on it that poor bear is gonna go without out food! Hooghoo! / *yuck, yuck!*
Some snails and their offspring! <3
snails are sick im collecting some rn actually
∘☽ How wonderful! How tiny, their shells so itsy bitsy, thank you for sharing gastrocritters again. ☾∘
〔•෴•〕 < ...so this is who's delivering my mail. / *yuck, yuck!*
Hahahaha!! Ah! They can't help being slow! Just know at least they deliver it safely! :^D
eh sure once i finish picking them up and get out of the rain
ok heres the cup of #snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d3588b44bb.jpeg
More snails to share!
Hello! My back ached so bad... I kind of fell asleep because I took some pain relievers. I'm here now, though! :^)
aww im so sorry to hear that ms toriel..! :( wishin for you and ur back feel better today hehe! <3
Awh! Thank you, sweetie! It's okay, comes with age.. Haha, but I'm a resilient mother. I can handle it! I wish you have a splendid and wonderful day today, Ms. Lalonde! :^)
aww i hope it's okay now
It's fine now! In fact! I can probably run a marathon if I wanted! :^)
"A boy hears a knocking at the door, he opens it, he looks left, he looks right, he looks up and down, and sees a snail. He throws the snail into the yard about fifty feet. Thirty years later the man hears a knocking at the door, he goes to the door, looks up, looks right, looks up, and then sees a snail at the door step. The snail says "What the heck was that for.""
Anyways! I have another Snail joke to share! How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
hehehe, lotta versions of this one!
Oh! I see you're all being weird about parental stuff! Haha, Okay! :^)
There seems to be some parental figures on here? Hello, fellow parents! :^D
The Cattenheimers are having their annual July 4th BBQ cookout! I'll probably be heading there to eat some hotdogs and steaks with the family! :^)
Just baked some Butterscotch pies! I wonder if Kris and their friends would love some!