Ms. Toriel
@msToriel
Toriel | 43 | Monster Hello, Mother of two, Teacher and divorced! I'm new to social media and I was invited here by a friend! I hope we can become acquaintances and get to know each other better!
People seem to love my butterscotch pies!
Hehe, I have more snail jokes for you all! Ahem! How do snails celebrate? They always shell-ebrate with style! Why do snails love reading? They prefer slow-paced novels. How do snails get around town? They use snail transportation, of course!
It seems one of my children is on here. I really hope they're doing well and not getting into any trouble!
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
OOH CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY SHELL" AAHAHAHA I GET IT !!! oh thats soo clever and funny heheh!! it took me like a couple seconds to get it! oh i love this one thats so good <33
I was known to be quite a dynamite gal back in the day! Hoo hoo! Not going to let that die anytime soon! Glad you love them! :^)
Haha! Thank you, Roxy! It's a good one, isn't it? Very creative!
Did you hear the one about the snail who was mugged by a turtle? Later, at the police station, the detective asked him to describe exactly what happened. He shook his head and said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
〔•෴•〕 < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Looks like I'm trailing behind you in these snail jokes! / *yuck, yuck!*
Some snails and their offspring! <3
∘☽ How wonderful! How tiny, their shells so itsy bitsy, thank you for sharing gastrocritters again. ☾∘
〔•෴•〕 < ...so this is who's delivering my mail. / *yuck, yuck!*
Hahahaha!! Ah! They can't help being slow! Just know at least they deliver it safely! :^D
ok heres the cup of #snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d3588b44bb.jpeg
More snails to share!
Hello! My back ached so bad... I kind of fell asleep because I took some pain relievers. I'm here now, though! :^)
aww im so sorry to hear that ms toriel..! :( wishin for you and ur back feel better today hehe! <3
Awh! Thank you, sweetie! It's okay, comes with age.. Haha, but I'm a resilient mother. I can handle it! I wish you have a splendid and wonderful day today, Ms. Lalonde! :^)
It's fine now! In fact! I can probably run a marathon if I wanted! :^)
"A boy hears a knocking at the door, he opens it, he looks left, he looks right, he looks up and down, and sees a snail. He throws the snail into the yard about fifty feet. Thirty years later the man hears a knocking at the door, he goes to the door, looks up, looks right, looks up, and then sees a snail at the door step. The snail says "What the heck was that for.""
Anyways! I have another Snail joke to share! How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
Oh! I see you're all being weird about parental stuff! Haha, Okay! :^)
There seems to be some parental figures on here? Hello, fellow parents! :^D
The Cattenheimers are having their annual July 4th BBQ cookout! I'll probably be heading there to eat some hotdogs and steaks with the family! :^)
Just baked some Butterscotch pies! I wonder if Kris and their friends would love some!
If your parents mistreated you... Please know that I am so sorry you had to go through that... You deserve better, a parent who is there for you.. proud of how you've grown and changed... You are loved please know that, this is coming from a mother who loves and cherishes her children like they're her life... Parents should be like that not the other way around... I may be a stranger on the Internet but I am here to support anyone who had to deal with that and I'd be happy to act like a mother in a way if you need it for comfort.
📺 This is a 𐌅ery l𐌏𐌅ely p𐌏st, but what is a parent?
A parent is a guardian. They are there to help their children grow and change around their environment. They are there to support their children and help them follow their dreams. Parents are supposed to love and cherish their children.
📺 I see. A lusus then. I ha𐌅e s𐌏me s𐌏rt 𐌏f feeling ab𐌏ut this. Thank y𐌏u f𐌏r inf𐌏rming me, ma'am.
Yes! I am still learning about what a lusus is but I was informed it's a type of guardian so yes! Of course, I am a teacher after all.
Summer vacation has been fine, my aching body is still recovering from doing the ol' jitterbug with my pal, Sans! Oh, it was such a hoot! It has been a while since I've moved like that.