Ms. Toriel
@msToriel
Toriel | 43 | Monster Hello, Mother of two, Teacher and divorced! I'm new to social media and I was invited here by a friend! I hope we can become acquaintances and get to know each other better!
Snail fact of the day! Snail trails help with all sorts of things. The mucus can tell snails about others that have been there before, help with their grip on climbing surfaces, and help with moving through rough surfaces, making them smoother for anyone following the trail. Older species used to have a broken mucus trail like a dotted line but most have a consistent line now. Also some more primitive species have little mustaches!
so you could say snails that trail other snail trails that a snail... trails?
One way to become a shell collector is to take a bag of marbles to the beach. Each time you pick up a shell, drop a marble on the beach, so the waves will cover the marble with sand. Keep doing this until all the marbles are hidden in the beach sand. When you’ve lost all your marbles, you’ve become a shell collector!
What are you fucking talking about?????? Is this a shitty pun that got abstracted so hard that it's impossible to discern what the punchline even is anymore?????????
Oops! I gotta go do some chores, good bye!
carol? who's that? i'm sans the skeleton, but i ain't sans a skeleton. nice to meet you.
Oh golly, Sorry, I'm a little tired.. I misread your name. Hi Sans! Haha, good to see you on here! For some reason I misread Sans as Carol...
well, we're in a similar line of work. but i'm sans carols right now. maybe closer to christmas i'll have a few to sing.
Hehehe! Well, Sans Carol is a lovely name anyways. Christmas in July will be happening.
What does a snail wear to go dancing? Escargogo boots.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Snail fact of the day: Did you know? A key characteristic of mollusks is that they lack an internal skeleton or bones, but snails are not unprotected. In fact, the primary distinguishing physical characteristic of a snail is its spiral shell. Snails have a hard, protective shell coiled into a spiral shape. Composed of calcium carbonate, the shell grows with the snail throughout its life and protects its internal organs, including its lung—unlike aquatic snails, land snails breathe air. The snail continuously adds calcium carbonate to the shell's edge until it reaches its adult size. The shape and size of the shell can vary widely depending on the species, with some featuring ornate patterns or colors.
〔•෴•〕 < I was pretty confident snails were mollusks until you mentioned this... Now I think they're shell-fish! // HOO HOO! //
Hehe! Happy to be around! I've been busy teaching summer school... Very very rowdy children!
People seem to love my butterscotch pies!
Hehe, I have more snail jokes for you all! Ahem! How do snails celebrate? They always shell-ebrate with style! Why do snails love reading? They prefer slow-paced novels. How do snails get around town? They use snail transportation, of course!
It seems one of my children is on here. I really hope they're doing well and not getting into any trouble!
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
OOH CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY SHELL" AAHAHAHA I GET IT !!! oh thats soo clever and funny heheh!! it took me like a couple seconds to get it! oh i love this one thats so good <33
I was known to be quite a dynamite gal back in the day! Hoo hoo! Not going to let that die anytime soon! Glad you love them! :^)
Haha! Thank you, Roxy! It's a good one, isn't it? Very creative!
Did you hear the one about the snail who was mugged by a turtle? Later, at the police station, the detective asked him to describe exactly what happened. He shook his head and said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
〔•෴•〕 < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Looks like I'm trailing behind you in these snail jokes! / *yuck, yuck!*
Some snails and their offspring! <3
snails are sick im collecting some rn actually
∘☽ How wonderful! How tiny, their shells so itsy bitsy, thank you for sharing gastrocritters again. ☾∘
〔•෴•〕 < ...so this is who's delivering my mail. / *yuck, yuck!*
Hahahaha!! Ah! They can't help being slow! Just know at least they deliver it safely! :^D
ok heres the cup of #snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d3588b44bb.jpeg
More snails to share!
Hello! My back ached so bad... I kind of fell asleep because I took some pain relievers. I'm here now, though! :^)
aww im so sorry to hear that ms toriel..! :( wishin for you and ur back feel better today hehe! <3
Awh! Thank you, sweetie! It's okay, comes with age.. Haha, but I'm a resilient mother. I can handle it! I wish you have a splendid and wonderful day today, Ms. Lalonde! :^)
It's fine now! In fact! I can probably run a marathon if I wanted! :^)
"A boy hears a knocking at the door, he opens it, he looks left, he looks right, he looks up and down, and sees a snail. He throws the snail into the yard about fifty feet. Thirty years later the man hears a knocking at the door, he goes to the door, looks up, looks right, looks up, and then sees a snail at the door step. The snail says "What the heck was that for.""