Ms. Toriel
@msToriel
Toriel | 43 | Monster Hello, Mother of two, Teacher and divorced! I'm new to social media and I was invited here by a friend! I hope we can become acquaintances and get to know each other better!
Snail fact of the day! Snail trails help with all sorts of things. The mucus can tell snails about others that have been there before, help with their grip on climbing surfaces, and help with moving through rough surfaces, making them smoother for anyone following the trail. Older species used to have a broken mucus trail like a dotted line but most have a consistent line now. Also some more primitive species have little mustaches!
so you could say snails that trail other snail trails that a snail... trails?
One way to become a shell collector is to take a bag of marbles to the beach. Each time you pick up a shell, drop a marble on the beach, so the waves will cover the marble with sand. Keep doing this until all the marbles are hidden in the beach sand. When you’ve lost all your marbles, you’ve become a shell collector!
What are you fucking talking about?????? Is this a shitty pun that got abstracted so hard that it's impossible to discern what the punchline even is anymore?????????
Oops! I gotta go do some chores, good bye!
are you chore about that?
carol? who's that? i'm sans the skeleton, but i ain't sans a skeleton. nice to meet you.
Oh golly, Sorry, I'm a little tired.. I misread your name. Hi Sans! Haha, good to see you on here! For some reason I misread Sans as Carol...
well, we're in a similar line of work. but i'm sans carols right now. maybe closer to christmas i'll have a few to sing.
Hehehe! Well, Sans Carol is a lovely name anyways. Christmas in July will be happening.
i'm glad i'm a heir of breath because this heat is choking me but I can use the wind to cool down. you can say i'm quite a fan of it. :B
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Snail fact of the day: Did you know? A key characteristic of mollusks is that they lack an internal skeleton or bones, but snails are not unprotected. In fact, the primary distinguishing physical characteristic of a snail is its spiral shell. Snails have a hard, protective shell coiled into a spiral shape. Composed of calcium carbonate, the shell grows with the snail throughout its life and protects its internal organs, including its lung—unlike aquatic snails, land snails breathe air. The snail continuously adds calcium carbonate to the shell's edge until it reaches its adult size. The shape and size of the shell can vary widely depending on the species, with some featuring ornate patterns or colors.
〔•෴•〕 < I was pretty confident snails were mollusks until you mentioned this... Now I think they're shell-fish! // HOO HOO! //
Hehe! Happy to be around! I've been busy teaching summer school... Very very rowdy children!
Q63: "aare you kriiss dreemurr" A63: im not fucking kris dreemurr, i dont give a single fucking shit about the deltarune game or RPGs in general, i barely even give a shit about the webcomic. stop calling me this. kris is my deadname. #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6
I offer you a hug, I do not know why this person called you my child's name... But just because you have the intials KD doesn't make you them. So disrespectful, I am sorry you had to go through this. :^(
People seem to love my butterscotch pies!
Buble :)
Hey Mom. Hey Azzy. I'm not the one from your timelines but it's still nice to see you. :)
That's okay! You're still my kid even if you're not exactly my Kris.
Been thinking a lot about the night I got it out. About Susie finding me by the lake, barely conscious. About how she got Mom to rush me to the hospital... I died that night, I think, because the next thing I remember is waking up on an autopsy table with that stupid scar on my chest. After the doctor got over his shock, he said he found remnants of another soul in my body and pieced them back together to save me. That was the first time in forever that my parents actually talked to each other. #vent I guess.
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
OOH CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY SHELL" AAHAHAHA I GET IT !!! oh thats soo clever and funny heheh!! it took me like a couple seconds to get it! oh i love this one thats so good <33
I was known to be quite a dynamite gal back in the day! Hoo hoo! Not going to let that die anytime soon! Glad you love them! :^)
Haha! Thank you, Roxy! It's a good one, isn't it? Very creative!
it really is. you get that punny skeleton girl
sure girl B;)