Ms. Toriel
@msToriel
Toriel | 43 | Monster Hello, Mother of two, Teacher and divorced! I'm new to social media and I was invited here by a friend! I hope we can become acquaintances and get to know each other better!
Q63: "aare you kriiss dreemurr" A63: im not fucking kris dreemurr, i dont give a single fucking shit about the deltarune game or RPGs in general, i barely even give a shit about the webcomic. stop calling me this. kris is my deadname. #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6
I offer you a hug, I do not know why this person called you my child's name... But just because you have the intials KD doesn't make you them. So disrespectful, I am sorry you had to go through this. :^(
People seem to love my butterscotch pies!
Hey Mom. Hey Azzy. I'm not the one from your timelines but it's still nice to see you. :)
That's okay! You're still my kid even if you're not exactly my Kris.
Been thinking a lot about the night I got it out. About Susie finding me by the lake, barely conscious. About how she got Mom to rush me to the hospital... I died that night, I think, because the next thing I remember is waking up on an autopsy table with that stupid scar on my chest. After the doctor got over his shock, he said he found remnants of another soul in my body and pieced them back together to save me. That was the first time in forever that my parents actually talked to each other. #vent I guess.
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
OOH CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY SHELL" AAHAHAHA I GET IT !!! oh thats soo clever and funny heheh!! it took me like a couple seconds to get it! oh i love this one thats so good <33
I was known to be quite a dynamite gal back in the day! Hoo hoo! Not going to let that die anytime soon! Glad you love them! :^)
Haha! Thank you, Roxy! It's a good one, isn't it? Very creative!
it really is. you get that punny skeleton girl
sure girl B;)
Some snails and their offspring! <3
snails are sick im collecting some rn actually
∘☽ How wonderful! How tiny, their shells so itsy bitsy, thank you for sharing gastrocritters again. ☾∘
〔•෴•〕 < ...so this is who's delivering my mail. / *yuck, yuck!*
Hahahaha!! Ah! They can't help being slow! Just know at least they deliver it safely! :^D
eh sure once i finish picking them up and get out of the rain
ok heres the cup of #snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d3588b44bb.jpeg
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
〔•෴•〕 < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Why is a snail the strongest animal in a family? He carries the house on his back! / *yuck, yuck!*
HAHAAHA!! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! HEEHEEHEE!!!!
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Looks like I'm trailing behind you in these snail jokes! / *yuck, yuck!*