A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
Kult: +80
Kull: +55
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.45
〔•෴•〕 < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
Kult: +5
Total: 5
