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...thank's.
Hey Mom. Hey Azzy. I'm not the one from your timelines but it's still nice to see you. :)
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < Why is a white board an office favorite? Because it's re-markable! / *yuck, yuck!*
sure girl B;)
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < You've certainly kept it up! / *yuck, yuck!*
it really is. you get that punny skeleton girl
OOH CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY SHELL" AAHAHAHA I GET IT !!! oh thats soo clever and funny heheh!! it took me like a couple seconds to get it! oh i love this one thats so good <33
good one toriel
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < You're a dangerous woman, Ms. Toriel! Jokes like this could kill someone! Hoohoo! Keep it up! / *yuck, yuck!*
ok heres the cup of #snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d3588b44bb.jpeg
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
eh sure once i finish picking them up and get out of the rain
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < Why is a snail the strongest animal in a family? He carries the house on his back! / *yuck, yuck!*
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < Hoohoo! Looks like I'm trailing behind you in these snail jokes! / *yuck, yuck!*
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < ...so this is who's delivering my mail. / *yuck, yuck!*
γβ’ΰ·΄β’γ < What do you call a bear with no teeth? A GUMMY BEAR! / *yuck, yuck!*
ββ½ How wonderful! How tiny, their shells so itsy bitsy, thank you for sharing gastrocritters again. βΎβ
snails are sick im collecting some rn actually
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}:D
aww i hope it's okay now
oh pretty pls u can just call me roxy :P <3
aww im so sorry to hear that ms toriel..! :( wishin for you and ur back feel better today hehe! <3
hehehe, lotta versions of this one!
its the twins first fireworks show and they're handling it pretty well [Attached is an image of two 4 year olds, both blond, a girl with short low pigtails and a boy with a short surfer hair cut. It's taken looking at the back of their heads so their identities are safe but they're both in matching dungarees. The boy seems to be on the shoulders of a version of Jade, the girl on the shoulders of a version of John, both taller than Dave by the angle of the photo, and the twins are staring at some pretty snazzy and wild looking fireworks in the background.]
B33 < *ac stalks across your f33d and raises a paw* meowdy!
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Okay, @cryhoundColortura, and my sons are okay with people dropping by, so @corallineCataclysm, if you want to come over, and @singularityManifest, please do! Just note my house is soundproofed for the holiday, so to hear the fireworks, you do need to step outside, just close the door when they start.
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ASF HSAFJKSA Kjcx.
πΊ This is a π ery lππ ely pπst, but what is a parent?
i dont know.
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i. wow.
Thank You For #enabling Me, I Think I Will Bribe Someone To Bring Me A Snack.
some of you look like this. #puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a31c6ba9317.gif
OOOO I GET IT HEHEHE!! those are very very clever ms toriel!! i love em mwehehe :3c
ββ½ Oh please do, I would be eternally greatful if you did. βΎβ
ββ½ Perhaps it would be..! Infact, I will begin a collection of puns, to use on my daily basis thanks to you, βΎβ
ββ½ It is a guilty pleasure of mine I must admit, not something I personally partake to often in my vocabulary, but perhaps I should reconsider, seeing how silly they can be hehe. βΎβ
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ββ½ Oh how comical! It brought even a giggle from me. βΎβ
oh i deadass forgot that was a feature thats awesome. nvm then keep being cool snail lady
#puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d2c175a45e0.gif
PRETTY SURE IM RELATED TO SOME UNIVERSAL DEITY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE
WOW MY COUSIN WADE ... or was it john NO IT HTTHINK IT WAS NEIL
c< tHey are! >c
c< OOOOO sNails! >c
πnytime, π£oriel! πust keep watching π£π₯!
c< OH, welcOMe 2 tHe site! >c
the fuck is that.
π¦e love to hear it! πIππ, get this nice lady a rose and turn on the classical music channel, won't you?!
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π£hey are truly ππππ©Iππ! π¦hat do you think, πolks?!
π¦ow π£ori, those look π’π£π€ππIππ!
ββ½ How lovely, how utterly adorable even..! βΎβ