Merrun Bismar
@daschingProtectiognasher
^elite bodyguard, nobody dies on my watch.
woof!!
bark!!!
^If I said I Want someone to put a collar on me noW Would eVeryone throW me in the dumpster and set the dumpster on fire and kick it While it burns and then call the drones to gun the dumpster doWn With their turrets #nsfW^
c< NOpe >c
〔•෴•〕 < I have no clue what you said! Hoooooo hoooo!!! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Collar me surprised! No, wait, collar you that's the whole point of the post. Hoohoohoo! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo. I haven't had a boy on a leash in SWEEPS. So I think you need someone else! / *yuck, yuck!*
^Hey, I said this SITE, because you're funny. I'm too nerVous to actually haVe the collar thing go on.^
^EVeryone else is going to sleep so I'll do that too. I'll curl up With my tail around me and snooze. Goodliiiight.^
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^*Does a backflip.*^
sick.
nice
^What happened? I Was ordering food.^
^Dude. I'm bored. I don't haVe any security jobs going on for the next night... I can't just keep barking at the Chittr feed.^
=oXO maybe play a game or um''' listen to music or watch a show¿ or lift heavy objects¿ =oXO
^I don't usually play games but I haVe an old SNES thing I can giVe a try? That's good enough.^
=oXO yeah¡¡ that sounds like a good way to have a nice chill time¡ =oXO
^There's a lot of canine trolls on here already. Feels like I'm intruding on territory.^
8=8 > WOOF!!!!
8=8 > BARK BARK
^Out of like, principle I haVe to hate a chit that says meoW. Doesn't haVe anything to do With the chit itself. You get it. Woof.^
what iif ii hiit you wiith a "yap"
^I probably Wouldn't care all that much cause that's not a sound a beast makes. (murmur murmur unless it's supposed to be the sound a small barkbeast makes...)^
ok now what about a cacophonous geckeriing
^I don't really haVe any biological problems against apebeasts...^
^^lotta vvoofing and barking on here. vvoof.^^
^^bark.^^
^^I'm a Protectiognasher! A hired bodyguard basically. I'm pretty much good at... everything? Not to brag or anything. VVhat about you?^^
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^^(murmur murmur kinda ditzy...) Glad to hear it anyvvay! You're the kind of person I'd usually protect so... hit me up if you ever need security detail, yeah?^^
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^^(hhuh!? no, i must be reading things vvrong...) Uh huh okay see ya later Chchovv.^^
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