Merrun Bismar
@daschingProtectiognasher
^elite bodyguard, nobody dies on my watch.
daddy is not happy
^ Is that you ^
Is me
^ It's the idea that a tWink cant be a bodyguard that keeps this market so problematic ^
c< i MeaN, id Hire yOu! >c
( Everyone here seems so kind and normal and chill. And most importantly kind. 💕 )<
^ THEY DO?? ^
( I would trust any and every user to give me a cute haircut. I trust them. Peace and Love. )<
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^ Bark ^
Some of you need a vibe reset. Quick! Favorite aquatic life form! Doesn't gotta be a fish, just alive and in the water!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
^ Crabs. ^
^ Tonight a guy at the club I Was bouncing for thought I Was a girl. ^
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < If that bothers ya, my bad. I'm mostly just clownin'.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Just realized "the guy at the club i'm bouncing for" meant bouncing in a club-sense.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Okay, yes. Makes waaaaay more sense why the guy could mistake your gender. I figured it was a little hard for him to make that mistake if you're "bouncing for him".
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < I am *incredibly* stupid.
^ Nahh he Was Waay to Weird When he thought I Was a Woman for me to be bouncing on ANYTHING ^
^ Bark. ^
woof
/\ Bark bark /\
meow
^ Traitor ^
im both
〔•෴•〕 < I've been asked for clarification, a twink is a "young man" and you're all younger than me. Therefore you're all twinks. #Educational / *yuck, yuck!*
^ Are you into tWinks PaWpaW are you a tWink guy ^
does it get better from here?
^ Usually! ^
〔•෴•〕 < Google "Twinks with stomach bulges." #NSFW #GOOGLE / *yuck, yuck!*
^ PaWpaW you crazy man ^