Merrun Bismar
@daschingProtectiognasher
^elite bodyguard, nobody dies on my watch.
^ They fucking nerfed Cayo Perico?? ^
^ It's the idea that a tWink cant be a bodyguard that keeps this market so problematic ^
^ The guy Who hired me for his club tonight thought I Was Way taller and more muscular than I am. Idk man? I include pictures in my hiring profile? Hire a cloWn if you Want stocky and beefed up. I'm an agile kind of bodyguard not a brick Wall kind ^
^ I'm gonna play laughsassins creed black flag resynced. Kind of Weird the Whole game is about religious cultists as the good guys but WhateVer there's naVal combat and thats prime ^
^ I like bugs. ^
^ Tonight a guy at the club I Was bouncing for thought I Was a girl. ^
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < If that bothers ya, my bad. I'm mostly just clownin'.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Just realized "the guy at the club i'm bouncing for" meant bouncing in a club-sense.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Okay, yes. Makes waaaaay more sense why the guy could mistake your gender. I figured it was a little hard for him to make that mistake if you're "bouncing for him".
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < I am *incredibly* stupid.
^ Nahh he Was Waay to Weird When he thought I Was a Woman for me to be bouncing on ANYTHING ^
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Thanks. It will happen again.
^ Bark. ^
^ Nobody is better at Grubs of the Forest than me ^
^ Hey ^
^ Woof. Etc. I don't really haVe anything horny to say like I Want to so just, Idk. Imagine something CRAAAZY here. #nsfW ^
I'll Post Something Crazy In Your Honor, Don't Worry. #positive #suggestive
^ Thanks, blue guy. This is What they mean When they talk about community support. ^
^ I'm serious business I'm a bodyguard and I mean it. But like. I still got a tail and stuff. Can't just pretend the barkbeast aspect isn't there. ^
^ Oh yeah. Big things happening. ^
^ Since I'm here. Obligatory Woof. ^
^ EVeryone's horny and it's scary. What if there's sex here. I thought that Was just a myth. #nsfW ^
It's Okay, Sex Isn't Real. #nsfw
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Evidence is inconcllusive on the existence of sex. I will update you if I find concllusive proof.
^ EVeryone has bad taste in men except me. ^
^ Oh Wait that Weirdo is going too neVermind I'll just eat this snack ^
^ Sorry! I don't recognize that guy as part of MY yaoi faith. ^
I cannot control who enters the church...
^I can probably do a back flip.^
^Fine. No more tWinks at all anymore.^
^HoW is me saying I'm probably a tWink a potentially diVisiVe thing. Literally nobody knoWs me Why Would they care. I'm throWing Words at the Wind for fun here.^
^I think I'm a tWink. Which isn't really What you Wanna hear from your security-for-hire but like, I'm still good at my job and eVerything.^