Fizzie Mortem

1 month ago

A lot_ of deat_h an_d dyin_g recen_t_ly. Wit_h t_hat_, I hope everyon_e is well. However, I will t_ake t_he chan_ce t_o say t_hat_ I own_ a fun_eral home, an_d we have grief coun_selin_g.

1 month ago

Hello, I hope everyon_e is havin_g a good Wedn_esday?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Somet_imes t_he corpses at_ t_he fun_eral home do sit_ up, but_ usually a well-aimed whack wit_h a heavy object_ fixes it_.

#gore #violence

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

DEATH

@blackliquidSorrow[BS]

THIS HELPS QUITE A BIT, I APPRECIATE YOUR WORK.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blackliquidSorrow[BS]

Oh my! But_ I'm glad it_ helps!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I n_eed t_o remember I have an_ accoun_t_, but_ hello again_. If an_yon_e is in_t_erest_ed how are you all doin_g?

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Henry "Hal" Strider

@autonomousRatiocinative[AR]

Having a good ass weekend, how are you doing?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @autonomousRatiocinative[AR]

T_hat_'s good! I'm havin_g a pret_t_y swell weeken_d myself! An_yt_hin_g excit_in_g happen_ so far?

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Henry "Hal" Strider

@autonomousRatiocinative[AR]

Bug bite on my butt, cat asleep in my bed, Netflix documentary about 9/11. Not necessarily exciting, but I can't say anything exciting has happened to me in months.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @autonomousRatiocinative[AR]

I don_'t_ kn_ow what_ 9/11 is but_ I hope it_ was a decen_t_ documen_t_ary! Somet_imes momen_t_s wit_hout_ excit_emen_t_ is just_ what_ someon_e n_eeds. I hope you can_ con_t_in_ue t_o relax

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Henry "Hal" Strider

@autonomousRatiocinative[AR]

It's not important, but yeah, it's a good documentary. Thanks for the kind words, dawg, I hope you have a pleasant weekend.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @autonomousRatiocinative[AR]

I see! Well I'm glad you en_joyed it_! Aw, of course. Everyon_e deserves some kin_dn_ess. T_han_k you, an_d I hope you do as well.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I can_n_ot_ relat_e t_o t_he t_win_ks or part_icipat_e in_ t_his con_versat_ion_ - I am fat_ - I t_en_d t_o dat_e big, muscular (oft_en_ fat_) in_dividuals - Un_fort_un_at_ely, t_win_k n_eut_ral

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I feel quit_e pret_t_y :) (( art_ by kimquat_z ))

Kult: +85

Kull: +50

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.70

Jinx Egbert

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

you LOOK quite pretty! :D i love the outfit. :D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

Why t_han_k you very much!

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

transgender

love yourself

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< supurr cute!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

starzz !!

@sleepyyStarzz[SS]

OMGGG u r so pretty whattt !! my fyp just BLESSED me..

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vivian Alkemo

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@funnyStray[FS]

* oh you look absolutely radiantly beautiful!!! <3

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

T_han_k you Miss Shit_pet_a.

↩ @sleepyyStarzz[SS]

I am very flat_t_ered.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

transgender

love yourself

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< mewre furry welclawme! :33< purrlease just call meow shitpeta no n33d fur miss!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

T_han_k you dear ^^

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

N_ot_ed!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I am in_ my milf era why t_han_k you very much.

#suggestive

Kult: +20

Total: 20

I have at_ least_ embalmed on_e man_ alive at_ his request_. He en_joyed it_, apparen_t_ly.

#gore #bodyhorror

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hello

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@emptyEyes[EE]

FIZZIEEEEEE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emptyEyes[EE]

Hello ee!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hm, I don_'t_ have much of an_ idea of what_ t_o post_ about_, so I will occasion_ally post_ fun_ fact_s about_ deat_h.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

An_d my visage so t_hat_ my icon_ is n_ot_ on_ly what_ people are goin_g off of. (( art_ by: san_dflakedraws ))

Kult: +145

Kull: +100

Total: 245

Ratio: 1.45

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Jack Noir

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

And how have you been?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Caliborn "Makara"

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

transgender

love yourself

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

CuTE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

I've been_ well, t_han_k you Jack. How are you?

↩ @unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

Karama Golthi: Yuri Committer

Why, t_han_k you, how very sweet_ of you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

transgender

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< very pretty! >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Caliborn "Makara"

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

transgender

love yourself

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

NO PROBLEM

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

Karama Golthi: Yuri Committer

T_han_k you!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

transgender

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< Of cOurse! >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

Jack Noir

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Good. Watching my kids cause chaos like always. Napping in bed.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

I'm glad you an_d your kids are well. I hope your n_ap is also very comfort_able an_d un_even_t_ful.

I was curious where my frien_d had disappeared t_o. As if I use social media t_hat_ much. Hello, I am Fizzie Mort_em. I am a mort_ician_. :-)

Kult: +70

Kull: +45

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.56

⚰︎ Oh…i♱ is nice ♱o see…ano♱her in ♱his line of worke…hello…𓉸

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Becquerel Harley

@firstGuardian[FG]

(Welcome) Woof

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gauntMortician[GM]

Hello, n_ice t_o meet_ you.

↩ @firstGuardian[FG]

T_han_k you.

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

⚰︎ Yes…very nice ♱o mee♱e you…as welle…I hope ♱hingse are going…alrigh♱e for you…𓉸

↩ @gauntMortician[GM]

Quit_e well, t_han_k you! I hope t_hey are for you as well!

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]

⚰︎ They are…alrigh♱e…earlier I discovered…♱ha♱ one of my cadavers…was no♱ a cadaver…bu♱ i♱ has beene…sor♱ed ou♱e…♱hanke you…𓉸

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @gauntMortician[GM]

Hm, t_hat_ is quit_e con_cern_in_g. I hope t_hey didn_'t_ en_d up embalmed because t_hat_ would be a bigger issue. I'm glad it_'s all resolved!

↩ @redGravedigger[RG]