⚔️ THE EXECUTIONER ⚔️
@carnifexGeneralate
LEADER OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS. MAKING A CHANGE ON ALTERNIA. HE/THEY.
((OOC: FUNNIEST THING BEING THAT EXECUTIONER WAS MARRIED TO AN ALPHA DAVE MAKES MY INTERACTIONS ALL THE MORE FUNNY))
BY BUSY I MEAN RAISING MY SON. IT IS DIFFICULT WITHOUT MY LATE HUSBAND, BUT I MANAGE.
[YOUR WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT]
[OH OKAY]
I DON'T..."GET OUT", AS MUCH AS I USED TO. I AM A VERY BUSY TROLL. #SUGGESTIVE
(( HERES A LIL PREVIEW SKETCH OF ME WHORING OUT THE LITERAL WAR GENERAL... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5192f398c960.jpg #nsfw ))
well i can show you human anatomy i mean ive seen yours the question is can you see mine
well i mean ive never really done it big time with anyone i say i get bitches but keep this a secret ive only really done it with 3 people parties kinda suck
THAT IS UNDERSTANDABLE. I WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET SAFE AND SECURE. YOU CAN TRUST ME.
...HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME.
NEVER TRUST YOUR THOUGHTS PAST 9 PM.
BUT THAT IIS WHEN MOST TROLLS ARE AWAKE II AM CONFUSED BY THIIS VERY ODD STATEMENT
I DIDN'T DIE, THANKFULLY. HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS FINE DUSK?
well i mean what is there to say im kind of just fucked directorways productions slow as shit and to top it off im still mourning mr john crocker even if he perpetuated a lot of bullshit from the batterwitch
I UNDERSTAND. GRIEF IS A STRONG EMOTION. IT TAKES TIME, AND TIME THAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH AS WELL; I AM STILL MOURNING MY DEAREST HUSBAND. IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE TO MISS SOMEONE, EVEN IF THEY WERE NOT THE GREATEST OF PEOPLE. YOU ARE COMPLETELY VALID IN YOUR FEELINGS, DAVE.
....APOLOGIES FOR MY ABSENCE. I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY.
|}->It maybe from your title but I believe we have had a similar role in life. It's a dark one.
|}->It is a necessary one as well. Sometimes blood must be spilt, for the good to succeed the bad must be e%tinguished
((PEOPLE KEEP CONFUSING ME FOR COMMANDER KARKAT ON PESTERCHUM HOW THE FUCK?!>!?!?!?!?))
IF RUBBING ALCOHOL FIXES OUTSIDE BOOBOO THEN DRINKING ALCOHOL FIXES INSIDE BOOBOO. #SUBSTANCE
Thi2 i2 tru3, I can confirm
GOOD DUSK, EVERYBODY. HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS FINE EVENING?
I WONDER IF MY FAVORITE BAND STILL DOES MUSIC.
i cer+ainly hope so!
PLEASE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOG. STOP CALLING ME A DILF. OH MY JEGUS. I'M FLATTERED BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ME.
>> what exact1y ¡ડ the part you're object¡ng to there?
I'M RED BECAUSE I CANNOT BE PLACED HERE. SEND CHITT.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING. #DASHWATCHING
#LYRICPOSTING "I LOST MY RANK AND TITLE I TURNED MY BACK ON IT SOLD IT ALL AT A DISCOUNT (YEAH, YEAH) I WANTED TO PROGRESS THINGS I WANTED MY SOUL SET FREE LOST IT ALL AT A DISCOUNT (YEAH, YEAH)" TALLY - TWENTY ONE PILOTS
I GOT CALLED UNC TODAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
"YOUR BROWSER IS DEPRECIATED" I PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT...
"BUT EXECUTIONER, WHY DO YOU NEED SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN YOU'RE THE COMMANDER OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS?" YOU COULD ASK THE CANDY TIMELINE OTHER VERSION OF MYSELF THE SAME THING, PAL.
WHATS THIS ABOUT ME?