⚔️ THE EXECUTIONER ⚔️
@carnifexGeneralate
LEADER OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS. MAKING A CHANGE ON ALTERNIA. HE/THEY.
((PEOPLE KEEP CONFUSING ME FOR COMMANDER KARKAT ON PESTERCHUM HOW THE FUCK?!>!?!?!?!?))
IF RUBBING ALCOHOL FIXES OUTSIDE BOOBOO THEN DRINKING ALCOHOL FIXES INSIDE BOOBOO. #SUBSTANCE
Thi2 i2 tru3, I can confirm
GOOD DUSK, EVERYBODY. HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS FINE EVENING?
I WONDER IF MY FAVORITE BAND STILL DOES MUSIC.
i cer+ainly hope so!
PLEASE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOG. STOP CALLING ME A DILF. OH MY JEGUS. I'M FLATTERED BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ME.
>> what exact1y ¡ડ the part you're object¡ng to there?
I'M RED BECAUSE I CANNOT BE PLACED HERE. SEND CHITT.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING. #DASHWATCHING
#LYRICPOSTING "I LOST MY RANK AND TITLE I TURNED MY BACK ON IT SOLD IT ALL AT A DISCOUNT (YEAH, YEAH) I WANTED TO PROGRESS THINGS I WANTED MY SOUL SET FREE LOST IT ALL AT A DISCOUNT (YEAH, YEAH)" TALLY - TWENTY ONE PILOTS
I GOT CALLED UNC TODAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
"YOUR BROWSER IS DEPRECIATED" I PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT...
"BUT EXECUTIONER, WHY DO YOU NEED SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN YOU'RE THE COMMANDER OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS?" YOU COULD ASK THE CANDY TIMELINE OTHER VERSION OF MYSELF THE SAME THING, PAL.
I COULD'VE KEPT MY OLD TROLLTAG. BUT I THINK THIS ONE IS COOLER. IT ESSENTIALLY MEANS "EXECUTIONER GENERAL".
((i love that Executioner's excuse for wanting to do things is "my son wanted me to..." but his son is one sweep old and only chirps at him))
ALOT OF CLOWNS ON THE TIMELINE, I SEE.
I WILL NOT ASK ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF THE TIMELINE.
AND THAT'S ANOTHER ME ON THE TIMELINE LOSING THEIR THINKPAN. ANYWAYS!
((Kar did unironically name his descendant Korvii btw.))
SO. MY DESCENDANT HAS SUGGESTED I DO THIS. #AMA, I SUPPOSE.
GOOD DAWN, EVERYONE.
c< iM alrigHt, a bit Of a HeadacHe, but NOtHiN uNMaNageable, iM glad 2 Hear yOure alrigHt, executiONer >c