⚔️ THE EXECUTIONER ⚔️
@carnifexGeneralate
KAR 'THE EXECUTIONER' VANTAS. LEADER OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS. MAKING A CHANGE ON ALTERNIA. LUSUS OF ONE. HE/THEY.
HAHAHA WOW. WOW I AM OVER HERE BLUSHING. WOW.
((GROWN ASS 32-YEAR-OLD WAR GENERAL BTW.))
OH *WOW*, I DID NOT EXPECT ALL THAT ATTENTION IN SUCH A SHORT TIMESPAN- WHEW!
HMMM...OH, FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE PIN-UP? AS A TREAT, I SUPPOSE...
GOOD EVENING.
ALSO, @IMJUNIOR, I HEAR YOU ARE THE "BADGE GUY". MAY I ACQUIRE THE 'VERIFIED', 'BEFORIAN', AND 'BARELY SURVIVED' BADGES? (:B
so im gonna level with you i am absolutely not junior however ive got friends in high tech places and we got you this time keep @ing junior for future badge requests and we can keep this little hooking of an upwards ass direction our secret
MY HANDLE IS...VERY, VERY OBVIOUS IN MEANING. "CARNIFEX" MEANING, "EXECTIONER", WHICH IS MY TITLE, OBVIOUSLY. "GENERALATE" MEANS "GENERAL'S OFFICE". AND I AM THE GENERAL OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS...SO...YEAH.
GOOD EVENING TO ALL!
HOW IS EVERYONE ON THIS FINE DAY?
GOOD MORNING TO ALL!
I AM NOT AS...ACTIVE, AS I USED TO BE, BUT THIS TIMELINE HAS ME RECONSIDERING. #NSFW
MMMM. NO COMMENT.
I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY DUTIES. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE! I HOPE EVERYONE'S DAY HAS BEEN WELL.
I WILL BE BACK LATER. I HAVE TO LAY KORVII DOWN FOR HIS NAP, AND THEN I HAVE A LOT OF PAPERWORK TO DO TODAY. (:>B
[ ATTACHMENT: A PHOTO OF EXECUTIONER WEARING A FALCONER'S GLOVE, A CARRIONSQUAWKBEAST PERCHED ON HIS HAND. HE'S SMILING BRIGHTLY. ] MADE A FRIEND YESTERDAY.
OH! I ALMOST FORGOT. GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY!
AND NOW THAT'S ALL HE EVER SAYS. HE KNOWS MY NAME. BUT ALL HE SAYS TO ME IS "CAW".
FOR LUSUS DAY I WILL BE SHARING KORVII'S FIRST WORD. HIS FIRST WORD TO ME WAS "CAW".
ALSO WHAT DOES DILF MEAN AND WHY DID ONE OF MY FRIENDS CALL ME THAT?
DILF ZTANDZ FOR "DAD ID LIKE TO FUCK" ZO GO FIGURE
I HAVE THE BEST DESCENDANT EVER.