dolli p. strider
@turophileGibber
clinically insane in 3 kingdoms they/he
todays tasks are: - feed wren - get her stuff - nap - feed her lunch but maybe chicken nuggets this time - movie - board game w wren - more movie - park - dinner w wren ngl this is the most scheduled day ive had ever really in my guardian era rn
first time using an app to order groceries this is cool
got the kid down for bed finally
(( I wanna make another troll oc........ AUUUGHGHHGHGHGH idk which caste to go with tho
INDIGO i dont see enough of them))
(( My current gal ( @ornixCrescendo ) is indigo! :D Shes been so fun
best i got
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atp wren is OUR (yes you) kid cause im about to be asking for advice so much christ
Well the name fits the naming scheme my mom had for me and my sisters, so Wren is a welcome part of this family.
i gotta buy groceries for the kid so shes not just eating cheerios what did yall like to eat as 4 y/os
need you to imagine me with a notebook diligently writing this shit down like its the gospel and im a person desperate for salvation thanks
gotcha gotcha gotcha ok, sweet shes actually gonna have well rounded nutrition probably wait fuck i should get those flintstone vitamins too whats a childhood without em
Fruits and veggies. (If the kid hates the veggies, you can sneak em past in a smoothie or sauce) Pasta. Mac and cheese, spaghetti and meatballs, etc, are easy to do homemade. And also where you can sneak those veggies in. Cut up big pieces into bite-sized, not choking hazard sizes. Fruit juice, but water it down so they don't get too much sugar. Yogurts. Puddings. Mashed. Potatoes. Kids love mashed potatoes. ONE sugary cereal. Oatmeal. Foxtrot and Lark prefer Farina, but any warm cereal'll do in a pinch. That's all I got for basics rn.
I've been doting on my sisters for years, feel free to drop by with any questions tbh
its kinda crazy tho like in the course of an hour they went welp yeah your neighbor fucked off and her kid is abandoned now and i just asked where shes gonna go and i guess because im one of the gods they were eager to hand her over which like yeah its better than her being in the system right but holy fuck its weird i barely know this kid and shes obviously devastated so i gave her some cheerios and put on a movie but like what next
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i dunno how to raise a kid i might be in over my head but i didnt want to like ship her off to foster care
temporarily
so, bitch im a mother no drama i guess
uh oh uhhh ohhh i might be offline for a fat minute brb
so what do you do if your neighbors kid comes to you bawling their eyes out
friends cancelling on plans youve had in the making for a week for perfectly reasonable reasons? dont freak out just like idk do what zirxie does and drink dr pepper
oh also this still exists if anyones feelin chatty
sorry im normal now
continuation of the previous #nsfw #yearning best of both worlds is if they were twice my height and eager to melt under my hands actually like imagine that just gotta talk real sweet to them and feel their hands squeeze my waist while theyre putty and purry and like that really lazy kind of needy
shameless #nsfw #yearning but ive got a fuckin itch for feeling big hands, preferably clawed, on my waist like holy fuck what i would for it rn
piling rn all the pillows and blankets on the floor in a goddamn circle hell yeah
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well it depends on what structure you want you could go flatways, make it into a pallet of fluff and sprawl out on the floor like its a saturday afternoon hot with summertime sunshine that makes it too hot to sleep in bed or you could nest it, build up the outer boarder until youve got a nice shape to it and it can cradle you like youre some kind of newborn something desperately in need of the early worm hell you could probably go fortways and stack the pillows until you have a fortress any five year old would screech in envy over
every once in a while i look outside and theres just a massive fucking troll with like 3 birds on her and then im like yeah thats def zirxie lmao
should i stand out there with her and see how many birds we accumulate together im an honorary statue
haha yeah you got me there im not but i can hop around timelines and find a way to make it work if youre ever really itching to visit just leave it in my very capable hands