♦ pitied by @turophileGibber
woke up from cupe nap and apparently i just missed among us its over for me dawg. w/e breakfast time
not feeling super energetic tonight so bark but in lowercase
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im out of all the good booze n by that i mean its loked up n i dont have the key sooooo im lowkey kinda misreable rn #subtance
lowk already thinking of changing my pfp back to the apple one that gman set me up with. more vibrant and iconic. also thinking of going to cupe early tonight. not feeling too hot. or going to bed instead. idfk i dont want to have to take a shower every time i wake up and the recuperacoon thing kinda necessitate's that.
One day Jade will snap and send me and Equius to the sun.
I Am Going To Be Very Angry If I've Gained A Fear Of The Water Because Of The Incident.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] add m0re infantz unti1 y0u are unab1e tt0 c0pe. [END MESSAGE]
DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PITTY, I AM CRANKING MY HOG. #nafw
WHy must I feel baad? I only waant to sleep the night aawaay. AAnd perhaaps the next one aand the one aafter it, too...
IT is so haard to constaantly kkeep on top of everything
im srs wen i say wen he sees wat i said to him im gonna Die AUGHHH #vagueposting
Been a while since a cosmic horror hmu.
didn't_need_to_know_that_but_congrats_on_winning_sex
I cant be h0rny im t00 sad #nsfw
my sleep schedule is lowkey fucked sigh
what do i want
think i'm 6onna just 6o baCk to sleep. maybe wake up 'n' find out this was some fuCked elaborate dream shit.
ok maybe drinking an entire liter of apple juice in one go was not a good idea. i shouldve learned my fucking lesson from the bar of chocolate yesterday dude fuuuckkkk
what the ufkc thats scary what the fuck. youre going to skynet
Where are all the ro8o-8addies at tonight? This is some fucking 8ullshit!
Ţ̸̧̢͎̼̯̳͈̤̳͎̥͇̣̼̑͗̀̋͐̀̽͝͝ͅͅͅo̷̺̣̙̠̞̞͖̗͕̲̯̯̔̈̏̾͊̽͘͘͝͠õ̵̢̢̧̢̱͙̱̥̱̼̬̱̹̘̭̤̞̒̈ ̷̡̢̨̼͕̪͉̥̺̥̝̯͇̄̿̚͝ͅf̸̲͇̥̖͔͈̊̀̀̔̈́̈́̚͜ͅŕ̶̢̝̟͖̘̪͔̮̞̮̯̺̪̳̃͌̒̐̋̆̌̊̏͆̅̿̈̾̄̚̚͝͠ͅa̸̪̙̹̯̣̻̹̜̘̰͙̭͖͓̋͛͛̂͑̇̇̑̒̎̉̉̌̿͐͛̓g̶̰̻͑̋ǐ̸̡͖̪͔̩͈̲́̄̓̓̎͛͋͐͘͝ĺ̸̨̢͙̠͓̥̤͔͑ë̷͓͚́͑̑̿̒ ̷̡̛͍̉̑͆̆̽̓͒̊̏̿́̾͗͝B̷̧͇̼̜̙̋̌͆͋̄̿͝r̴̨̢͓̫̰͔͚̰͎̤̣̺̗͚̳͒̈́̅̓̀͗̈́͗́͋̽̏̚͜͜͝e̷̛͉͚̹͙̮͔̙͈̦͑͋ä̴̡̢̛̻̘̻̜̬̖͎͓͇̘̜͚͖̞̟̳͉̅̾̑̀͌͑̓͂͐͘͠ķ̸̜̟̘̱̝̖͌̇̿͌̌̊̂ś̷͈ ̸̢̞̘̣̲̣͈̯̘͖̳͍͑ṫ̶̡̡̧̟̞͈͔͕̰̝̘̣̪͚̫̦͖͔̽̎̄̉̈́̀̍̂̎̈́̎͘̕o̴͖̯̲̪͙̊̑̇̊́̒̇o̸̧̧̼͔̪͚̳͍͍̮̽̒͂͆̿̈́́̂͘͝ ̸̢̢̛̲̹̲̜̬̝̻͈̈́̾̈́͐̏͛͗e̴̡̬̿̓͑̽̒̀̎̈́̎̋ą̸̨̛̰̺͕̪̻̦͙̺̩̤͍̩̥̗̫͓̑̎̓͌̂̋͗̓̆̒̀̓̾̚̚͜͝͠͝ş̸̨̨̯̜͔͕̗̮̺͕͉̹̙̠̲̫̓̌̓̑̑͐̇̈́̽̎̿̀͆͘͝͠͝i̵̢̟̜̼͚̮̥̟͔͎͇͙̼͈̩͎̬̰͗̓̈́͌͐̈͐͘͝ͅl̷̢̢̛̞͚̲̬̻͙͕̣̜͍͗͂̐̃̀̅̆̾̋̚͘͝͝͝y̴͚̜̘̓̈́
c< yeaHHHH, ive already beeN searcHiN Out a tHerapist 4 wHeN i get bacK frOM everytHiNg.... eitHer tHat Or a lOOOOt Of liquOr! #substaNces >c
c< .... id lOve 2 say lucK is iN My favOr, but, giveN tHe, uH.... cOrpse piles? Of My OwN bOdy? i HaveNt beeN 2 lucKy sO far tHaNKs 4 tHe well wisHes regardless, we pusH tHrOugH regardless! >c
c< dOOrs are OpeN.... Or, tHey will be, iM taKiNg aN exteNded breaK frOM all tHat 4 a bit.... sO i caN gO suffer tHrOugH sgrub 4 a bit >c
they.re envious of my soup. they want to infiltrate my compounds (my hive) to unethically seize my savory comestibles. (my pot of delicious soup).
i should sleep 8ut i dont want to 8ecase my matepsrit isnt here and i need those warm arms
青い気持ち。
While my contemporaries appear to be on baby number two im only just embarking upon beverage number five. I suppose adventure takes many forms. #substance
Hello again. Once more, I am thinking about my identity as Dirk, and my right to have it as equally as the human one. Sigh. It is bothersome people never understand the complexities.
mosquito bite on my freaking ANKLE!!!
The interviewers not knowing about Jake is certainly an upside. If they knew and you played ‘how many times are they gonna bring up that name’ as a drinking game, you’d be dead. #substance
ACK.
FUUUUUCK, FUUUCK. GOG DAMN IT, WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT.
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have you tried mood stabilizers trust me you wont feel shit anymore
i feel fucking miserable again. the cycle.
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Oh my thAt nEEdlE wEnt dEEp IntO my pAlm... I Am pErhAps nOt gOOd At crOss stItch
Next time yoou see a fresh acc made by a human take a guess hoow loong will it take them too start fetishizing us
2lept liike 2hiit 2o you"ll havve twwo deal wwiith hatiin your2elvve2..
why do i feel the need to voice out every single issue i have with myself why cant i just keep it to myself gross
haha no problem but yeah me to- aw fuck
sendin 1 mkre mesage b4 i delete pestrchum im p emotinal bout it but that might be the alcohol *more #substance
Wait I need to unpin that post before anyone else sees that just a moment.
I g(o)T Sh(o)T aT W(o)rk, WhIl3 I am fIn3, bull3TS hurT. G(o)nna mak3 CIc3r(o) pull ThahaT ShIT (o)uT cauS3 I'm g(o)nna b3 a puSSy ab(o)uT IT.
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࣪⊹₊˚{ everyone needs to START WORRYING ABOUT ME RIIIIGHT NOWWWW \}*□*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
sleep deprivation jinx is apparently a lot like drunk jinx except less active.
well, thats enough being dramatic for now! time for fun.
it'll be chill we cope still can't wait for it to be fucking over haha
today is fucking weird for all of us thanks for the idea though
happy fathers day to me too. because i have 3 kids. who i also havent seen since the divorce.
Please stop slapping my head people it actually hurts
trying to act normal about it.
happy fathers day to my dad who i havent seen since me and my ex-husband divorced.
Shith... Hi<3 burnt down whil3 i wuz high... :( #substanc3
how can i afford my rock n’ roll lifes+yle?
THINKING BACK I MUSTVE BEEN HELLA DESPERATE AT THE TIME. YEESH.
IT WAS SOME INSANE SHIT. I MEAN THE DUDE PUT CIGARETTES OUT ON ME THOUGH WHICH WAS KINDA HOT.
last time i took melatonin i woke up from a nightmare of my bro killing me and i was fully drenched in sweat and having a panic attack so that was fun #violence
No m★tter how m★ny times I w★sh my h★nds they're still st★ined. How c★n ★ny of you reconcile with th★t? #violence I guess
...Still awake.
i l/)ve h/)w /)nline #gambling exists in recent days. makes things way easier f/)r when it’s light time and i can’t g/) /)utside
O-> I Canno+t Po+st Abo+ut O+ne O+f My Previo+usly Fictio+nal Crushes No+w... He Is O+n This Site..
i lokwey want 2 go 2 an evnt but leik idk if any1 wants 2 be around a wssted drankurd *drunkard #substance
Listening to Rio Romeo because I'm a sad pathetic lesbian.
Eating A Cigarette For Breakfast Slash Lunch
I am n0t feeling b0nita
Well, I know time reveals in hindsight I can wrestle with the stormy night Because your love lasts a lifetime But I can see you through the snowblind But I wasn't there for you, you are gone And I wasn't there for you, goodbyes are long You are gone And I wasn't there for you, goodbyes are long And I wasn't there for you, goodbye! #yearning
Somethings been following me. I hear it slithering about the leaves. Come out and face me COWARD!
Please Gog take all the universe's suffering and give it to that evil blond twink. #manifesting
Alright. HIC's Chitts are once again getting a little too relatable. It is likely time I retire for the night.
My ma+espri+ broke up wi+h me yes+erday. I'm pre++y hear+broken, bu+ i+'s ok. Being sad abou+ +hings like +his is unders+andable, bu+ breakups should be +rea+ed as a lesson +o learn, unders+and, and grow as a person. u_+
B33< it's alright, i cawn't judge i once cawlled elliot shane TwT
Wadafak!!!
cuurent mood
still cant find the key 2 my liquor pantry n its been day #substance
yo ive got an update on the turntables situation, my bro managed to fix it luckily it looks as good as new and i think he cleaned it aswell which is insane didn't ask him to but hes just chill like that though i was not safe from the prolonged glare, the only shit he charged me with is a tiny piece of my sanity and yknow 10/10 review fixed my shit and also cleaned it, would come back again
soooo calliope hasnt talked 2 me since saturnday and jane since leavin on monday is it 2 soon to start askin bout updates or jsut textin them? i rly dont want 2 mess this up
scrollin back through old messages and posts holy shit wvhy did none of you stop me until yesterday wvhat the fuck wvas i on
relatability
Both.
Ive made no progress on this whole sleep issue i might just have to power through today and hope im exhausted enough to pass right out tonight.
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What kind of gay ass reference is this shit. What does this mean.
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Would anyone believe me if I said I believed in god.
... something needs my attention
We have lost another wine glass to Our talons. We are considering cutting them, but then Our fingertips would look so bald...
i have a few years.... its ok
goddd when is it my turnnnnn
yes. its called traumatic memories
I am currently looking at images of my matesprit and sighing wistfully in order to experience camaraderie with my dear constituents during this hour of #yearning.
Can’t even argue with Striders anymore. Went to ask him if he was dropped on the head as a wriggler and then realized the answer is most definitely a “Yes, and” situation and I am not prepared to start that dialogue at the moment.
... I don't like fish. And I'm surrounded by ocean. Fuck my life.
* ok so the list wasnt random * nor was it... subjectively curated * it was just some bullshit mathematical thing lmao * well this makes me feel silly about freaking out a tad! * lets just leave this in the past for now. heheh
shortness of breaths been worse today. feels like i can open my mouth without running outta breath.
*=_-^ s𝔥[]uld it be c[]ncerning t𝔥at i'm ranked as 𝔥ig𝔥 as i am []n... 𝔥is tierlist? ^=_-'
rrgh rough 2ta2♊︎2..
𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙼-4221 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: [𝙾𝙽𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴]
>>| .i'll be dead .in .an hour .or so, .i guess. metaphorically. .i'm .off to my work .and report boss .about my .outfit status. wish me luck, .i guess.
Solving feminine disputes rn. (Piss cat and Babooshka don't like each other)
I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS ABOUT TO BE ‘HELL’. BUT THANKS ANYWAYS.
thank you (╥﹏╥)
dave if i dont become one of two future mes my timeline gets erased.... i hate the two people im allowed to become.... neither of them feel like me at all :(
i want so badly to stop thinking about my problems and just be blissfully unaware.... all this site has done is show me things about my life and future that make me miserable :(
>oh god I think doc scratch followed me .
i wanna eat something / but i don't wanna wake up roachdad / or ursila
Sorry About My Behavior As Of Late Still Adjusting To The Whole... God-tier Thing.
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God fucking damnit.
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one of these days i'm going to get the right amount of sleep. one day.
Just got back from swimming. I broke Dave's phone.
i look at dash and its all " :3 " no. i am not doing that. nothing will convince me to.
:3 pisses me off for some reason >:/
for the last fucking time!!!! jack and i are not MARRIED he has a wife that is NOT ME he has been my very dear friend for almost ten years now and we recently became MOIRAILS but we are not MARRIED his kids literally call me AUNTIE jade!!!!! im not even- for fucks sake i dont even have a boyfriend or anything just a… well i dont know what it is but it is a thing but it isnt with JACK jfc
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
... i Am Starting To Dislike This Place More And More With Every Moment. https://i.postimg.cc/tw6szttz/screenshot-20260615-113745-2.jpg
Whats up with that 5pm rule anyhoo? Whyd it become socially acceptable only after a certain time? #substance
Please don't make picture one of my kids going through that
It is way too hot out today. If I did not have sentimental feelings toward the sun, I would consider flying up there and blowing the damn thing up.
im an idiot
i have like 4 chrome tabs of useless fucking garbage open. dont remember when i googled any of this shit. why the hell would i need to know what the states of matter are??
by the way none of you warned me about bojack horseman.
H0w d0 y0u tell 20me0ne that he d0e2n’t need a piicture 0f a human pre2iident 0n the friidge? a2kiing f0r a friiend
Launched myself at the wall.
The possession of a laser pointer in the Gray House is now strictly prohibited.
OLIVER TREE FUCKING DIED?
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I find that when i think about him now i just feel angry more than miserable. Which is honestly a little worse than being all torn up over him.
Haha. Just kidding.
akwake but eyelids fell liek glue
ttrying tto learn more aboutt humans lattely! Theres tthis awesome websitte called "Wikihow" tthatt really show for you how humans communicatte and sttuff!
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It's All Okay, At Least It Would Be. Were You Not Already Halfway Down.
Messy. #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #forthesakeofit
ive had a very confusing day... can i get like a white claw please and thank you #substance
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getting angry at my dumb game. need to experiment with so much.
c< tiMe 4 sOMe rest, tHese eNeMies are aNNOyiNg Me #KaraMasgrubpOstiNg >c
Can't remember the last time I did.
Is it me or is this cespool even worse at this hour your all annoying as fuck
Nothing like a 5 AM rooster's call to cuck you out of the rare, deserved prize of a good night's sleep. These balls are so blue you could call me Jake fucking Sully.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ that's what the feed was saying, i was just asking questions. all dirks need to get beheaded once ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
today i learned that im not 39 im fucking 43 where the fuck did those 3 and a half years come from #substance
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pissing every 20 minutes doesnt even negate the potential fainting. just makes it less likely.
doesnt seem to change much. i find that downing a shit ton of water and electrolyte powder keeps my heartbeat more stable than usual but then theres the unfortunate issue of constantly needing to piss.
had shower. as expected i am dizzy and tachycardic and lacking the ability to breathe properly. fuck pots and for the sake of being bitter may every healthy person have a shit friday.
Everyone on this site is dead to me. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀(almost everyone)
I hAvE bEEn grAntEd A nEw nIcknAmE! cAptAIn ObvIOUs I dO nOt knOw why It hAs bEEn gIftEd tO mE bUt I Am qUItE glAd tO hAvE It thAnk yOU frIEnd kArkAt :)
GREAT WAY TO START OFF MY DAY! MY GODDAMN FOOT IS CRAMPING.
Only one kind of screaming to be heard tonight. And that is me when they play my favourite song.
ah shit here we go again
i dunno why but im panicking??
yeah i feel that #relatable
Daily Tarot Card. The Sun reversed. You cannot expect others to enjoy your presence and bathe in your light and joy until you yourself can do so. Clouds are covering you, but they are self inflicted. Sometimes, a little trust in others, and perhaps curbing those self depreciating internal and external comments, will do you a world of good. #DailyTarotCard
almost but not quite so it doesn t even matterw at all
Please don't make me explain sex to the horror terror. There HAS to be a Strider for this. You guys love talking about this kind of stuff.
i still wanna know who my secret admirer was... the anon confession was mildly creepy.
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
Fucking damnit
I'm getting jumped by fucking striders.
Im going back to bed.
And I'm still not taking him back, I just wanted to see him squirm.
HA. HAHA. OF COURSE.
tf did i jus wake up to #dashwatching
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h tthiz iz... mezzy. [END MESSAGE]
i thinnk im goinng to go back to my sennsory deprivationn block, nnow..
Okay I have to go to work now and do important things. Do keep me updated, though. #dashwashing #butimstopping
=oXO oh dear'''' =oXO
=oXO again¿ or a different dirk and jake'''¿¿¿ is it speciesist if i admit i don,t really know which ones are doing what''''¿ =oXO
Im begging you people to stop posting about it stop bringing attention to it and STOP ACTING LIKE IM LOSING. You are fueling his ego its ALREADY BAD ENOUGH.
If you want to think I'm not over him go ahead. People think worse things about me every day. Doesn't make it true, though. I just like fucking with him.
:(
...Hello!
I'm so pitiful. Why does my stomach hurt? I didn't even do anything.
Oh, I still pass out, just at a reasonable hour.
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:> I needed thiŞ on my feed today…
If you say it enough times it might even become true.
Ive decided i no longer care. Starting now. Yup. I simply dont care. Im more over it than a mans ever been.
I miss him so badly im not winning the way i thought i was and i keep hitting on any dirk that talks to me its honestly going great. #Divorced #Dirkpleasetakemeback ?????
i fucked up, didn't i
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guys am i a good liar be honest
this is going to be fun god my life is weird
watching my bro buy grocery store sushi when i know hes gonna be throwing up later
wonder who this ones about #thinking
this is about as fucked as like charlie sheen at a party that nobody really wanted him to go to
so all dirks are my dad and i have it so fucking wrong huh that i dont like that but shit makes sense i think im infertile anyway too much playdoh eating yknow
Shout out to my mom who told me that I'm "girl next door pretty" and meant it as an insult. #vent #mommyissues #mymomhasissues
every time i feel bad about myself i open this site and am very quickly reminded that i could certainly be a lot more pathetic.
wht if i juss never stop drnkin agiain? #substance
White girl tacos...
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Obviously the whole #mpreg thing would require consent. I'm not just going to walk around getting men pregnant. Are you people insane?
Are Heart players ALWAYS like this??? I don't go to the mass psychosis game, but if I did, ARE THEY ALWAYS LIKE THAT????
In the Chittr slander video but at what cost...
Harass me on chittr Also remind me of my ex.
=oXO tonight is weird' my friend lantan is acting really strange, people are talking to each other on my post but ignoring me, the one who posted it, and i,ve learned about twink and mpreg' i feel very confused awawa'''' =oXO
I stayed up too late posting and now I'm cranky this morning
The sanctity of my behind is no laughing matter dave!!! Ive seen the fanfiction!!! I know what they want to do to me...
I expected more from someone voluntarily doing a kink rating. Alas, I respect your opinion.
=oXO ouh¿¿¿ okay i don,t know what that is =oXO
im calling off work. i am... in so much pain.
They hit the towers.
Is this karmic retribution? That i must now waddle around pawing protectively over my heinie lest this pooch gets screwed right up the wazoo? Oh god is that where itll come out? Why barak trollbama?! WHY?!!!
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FUCK THIS SHIT IM TURNING IN FOR THE NIGHT. FRIENDS SO FUCKING AWFUL YOU GO TO BED EARLY. GOODNIGHT.
pity beam..
GUESS WHOS GETTIN ACTUALLY DRUNK ON A TUESDAYYYYY #substance #winemom #crackheadenergy #random #derp #hashtag #helpicantstop #howdoistop
STOM4CH HURT S3ND M3 4 F4T MCGRUBW1CH PL34S3
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is that surgery to become a top not that i know what that is or anything
I don't know but I always tell them not to ask and then they do.
Is revealing I'm Trollbama's matesprit like... a mandatory thing to do to Daves?
my cat stole my fuckin gerlic bread *garlic
did a whole thing for the liminal space thing and accidentally refreshed im gonna kill myself
missing my john crockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #drunk
SKETCH. LINE ART. FLAT COLORS. FIND WHERE LIGHTING SOURCE IS. RENDER. RENDER. RENDER. FUCKING RENDER. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. AGH. I’M GOING MAD.
Is it wise for me to hit my dab pen while sick? No. Am I gonna anyways? Yes. #substances
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=oXO i would ask if i knew for sure what i wanted and what,s available''' i wish there was somewhere i could see all of them¡ but thank you you,re very sweet' i,m a bit scared if i asked for a random one i would get something scary or very unlike me''' =oXO
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how it feels 2 be on chittr half the time
>+. IT'S BEEN HOURS AND YET I HAVEN'T GOTTEN UP TO GAY .+<
holy shit how long did that bender last #substance #substance
r0b0t b0dy still being w0rked 0n apparently they br0ke s0mething
~Fuckin parr~Ot wO~n't shut the fuck up~
hey chittr i have dementia
he’s right behind me isn’t he
im a god and im still getting fucking cramps??? that shouldnt fucking happen anymore
Just Saw A " Baby " For The First Time. #scary
ive been through like 4 sessions by now and only one of them were mine
fully fell asleep god damn so its fine
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I did not attend Pride Month's first day.. I am thoroughly disappointed with myself...
..i have no idea what youre talking about.
(⊱♓︎⊰) huh yeah no i would cull myself if i was dealing with that. but i kinda get it my ears can hear things so many miles away i can smell things halfway across the sea. but still i'm a mutt that can deal with herself
(⊱♓︎⊰) i would actually rather die personally.
huh. really angry all of a sudden.
utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between myself and the guy i fumbled
There is maybe one person I could see helping me with this but I've yet to discuss that with her. I'd say it would be a shame ripping her away from her loving little family but I think she would understand that the greater good matters more than this fake, plastic bullshit Barbie world we're living in.
How exactly do you deal with your ex (?) lover having what appears to be a mental breakdown that has since resulted in your breakup and he cannot be convinced to change his mind? Also what do you do if hes accusing you of antics with a girl you feel completely platonic about and now youve gotta look that girl in the face over dinner tonight and pretend she didnt just end your entire relationship somehow? Seriously i couldnt tell you whats gone wrong in my life over the past week because im awful confused myself but wow!
Fucking radical. I got dealt the worst possible hand and it's entirely centered around this bullshit planet and our bullshit excuses. Earth C is a prison at this point with how much anguish this is causing me and I tend to experience more anguish than the average person so that's really saying something.
Dirk strider if you are reading this please undivorce me and stop posting insane ramblings im sorry!!! Its pride month you cant nuke dirkjake during pride month thats super unwoke of you man.
@affectionConsecrated and wvhiskey wvon today. I shavwed. And nowv I look like a damn wviggler. #substances
I cant fathom that hes doing this during pride month i mean really.
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/charmander.png but i wanted bulbasaur... #livechitting #celiasStupidHack
what if i just hang around him all the time and forget all about my other responsibilities that wouldnt go terribly right
every once in a while i think about dirk. i don't like it but it happens.
My confession is I have a crush on my matesprit. I’m sure you are all surprised, but I ask you not to tell him. It’s a secret.
Ive made a fool of myself a record amount of times today i think. Gosh.
do you think youd be disappointed if it turned out you were 11th on the fbis most wanted list i think i would be like 10th is right there and if i can get to 10th i can probably also get to 5th which is real fuckin close to 1st so whats the point of only being 11th
150+ of you and you can"t po2t any fa2ter?? come on noww..
seems like it's going to be a fairly quiet night on here, at least so far. i could be wrong, but it feels quiet.
Nope. I'm leaving. Apartment is no longer mine. He started repeating hate over and over. I'm not doing that.
SOMETIMES EVERY DAVE FEELS THE SAME.... AND I'M MATESPRITS WITH ONE... I WOULD KNOW...
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► ERROR: CRASH REPORT. JUNIOR.EXE IS NOT AVAILABLE. ◄
the amount of fucking thoughts going through my head right now needs to be studied why are they ALL LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW
I've been hiding it pretty well, so it might come as a surprise when I tell you guys that I am deeply mentally unwell.
c< fucK! i 4gOt 2 piNg yOu iM sO fucKiNg sOrry.... >c
I have just learned Hal, formerly known as HateBot, is now very specific in his hate and it is extremely directed, and I am one of the subjects of his wrath. Upon learning this, my palmhusk immediately overheated and turned off. My bad, @turingTranscendence, my bad.
imsorryishouldntletthosethoughtsout.
My first mistake was listening to The Front Bottoms once.
The amount of fucking disrespect I get would be enough to fill every trough on every farm on every planet, and keep those fuckers fed for eons.
Taking A Short Break From Reminiscing On Memories, Should Be Back To It In A Short Bit.
I'm in pain.
ive been informed that alongside the holter monitor and tilt table bullshit i also need a chest ultrasound. at this point what tests havent they run on me? i feel like a fuckin lab experiment. i also hate ultrasounds and that weird gel they put on you.
c< clOwN pOsted tHe decapitated Head Of a frieNd Of MiNe >c
theyre sticking a holter monitor to my chest and im not allowed to shower until its off. fucking awesome. in other news dave forced me to play animal crossing with him and ive been too engrossed in that to do anything with my life. im a grown ass man.
i am startin 2 freak out #mentalhealth?
it okae peepaw take good care of casye i liek peepaw new sipy and all bundl on couch with litl pony on
ii2 iit twwo late to 2oliidly lock iin 20k kult..
heeeeelllpppppp
Popping pills. And by that I mean, taking Advil. For my migraine. Within the recommended dosage amount.
sleepy...
happy pride i gyess :) i dont have anyone to celebrate with bc rainys on the mainland n i dont actually *talk* to anyone else besides for business stuff :/
busy busy busy busy... bluh i'm tired!! >:(
yeah okay hating myself hours start again
aint no fucking way im COLD in goddamn JUNE.
IT'S A SELF LOATHING THING.
First day of pride month and my matesprit is still mad at me. I should be publicly executed. Where’s the guillotine when you need one?
well, yesterday sucked! havent been suckerpunched in a long long... long time! or i guess suckerbombed.
Ahem. Apologies. Ball-head makes [this one] weary. He has [this one] speaking the old tongue.
Gods And Today Was Going So Well Without The Splitting Migraine This Is Giving Me.
lEaSt aNgEr iS LiKe eAsY To uNdErStAnD, yEaH? gOt nOtHiNg fRoM My oLd mAn, MoThErFuCkEr wAsN'T EvEn tHeRe tO HaTe mE )o: yEaH, wAnTiNg tHiNgS To bE DiFfErEnT BuT KnOwInG YoU'D Be dIfFeReNt iF ThEy fUcKiNg wErE. sHiT SuCkS BaCkWaRdS AnD FoRwArDs.
It's not. I never had a real family either, and I mourn everyday what could have been. As the Empire works to keep us separate, it's important to remember the bonds that make us human.
nAw mAn i gEt tHaT ShIt tOo. SeEiNg mOtHeRfUcKeRs hApPy wItH ThEiR LuSuS, fEeLiN LiKe yOu dId sOmEtHiNg wRoNg cAuSe yOu dIdN'T GeT ThAt. FuCkInG SuCkS YeArNiNg fOr sOmEtHiN Ya nEvEr kNeW. )O:
i dont think its dumb at all :( i feel the same way honestly!! it was like. really lonely on the island for a long time
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Much better truthfully. My mind isn't fractured a few thousand different ways.
i dorped a knife and it fell point down into the floor and now i cnt get it out its part of the floor now
i am going to be nervous about that for awhile but thats ok!!! im free
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Much appreciated. Really. I needed this today.
:33< one girl orgy :(( :33< #nsfw
im being kidnapped.
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₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Sø hungry... #rainbøwdrinker #bløødlust #sømeønelemmesucktheirbløød˚.⭒
I Didn't Have Breakfast And I Am #suffering For It.
(\ /) alright. back to work i go.
People are pailing in 7/8 of my smoking spots, the only one left 8eing in my personal private 8edroom. The rest are pu8lic areas, well, mostly pu8lic. People are freaks!!!!!!!! #NSFW #Fuck #Vriska
i guess my #sillytoxictrait would be that i'm "concerningly non-confrontational and complacent" when i'm on my meds. i still can't tell if that's a bad thing. also i wasn't very consistent at taking them.
my head is still hurting but im doing alright other than that :)
really would rather prefer to not talk about the stupid fucking shit i did tonight. offer is appreciated though.
what the fuck is wrong with me
I do find it a bit lame that my dirk doesnt join me on here i feel a bit loony talking about him so much without any context.
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I'm calming down, I'm going to go lie out in my front yard and let Dave rap at me.
... he's not doing so good.
I apologize, but I will be unable to take you all on the lake this #FishingFriday. Perhaps ask around if you would like to go! Ensure you have permission, if you are on private property. DO NOT GO TO CRYSTAL LAKE.
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
Seeing some discussion on “Evil” versions of ourselves… mine isn’t necessarily something… that easily approachable or explainable, hoo hoo. #vagueposting
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Oh joy back to the royal ሠቹ instead of I.
sEeInG A MoThErFuCkEr yOu hAtE LiViNg yEr fUcKiNg dReAm wIlL ReAlLy gEt yOuR JuIcE CoLd pReSsEd.
i just heard a bunch of loud noises no explosons but im still gonna go investigate
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER A THING??? OR EVEN ASK TO HER WHAT THE HELL SHE IS??? UGH. >:B
some of you #concern me tbh. but also its my fault for having eyes ig.
Gods this is strong, seems I will not be putting the bottle down tonight. #substance
yall really dont know when to stop talking about it and it shows
Why won't you. Leave me. Alone.
wait did i miss something what the hell
taking care of hal ill maybe update you guys if im allowed to
Much better idea.
I'm still an alcoholic so don't ask me.
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MY NAME IS TROLLBAMA BY THE WAY. TROLLBAMA. I UNDERSTAND MY RESEMBLANCE TO THE HUMAN BARACK OBAMA BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET MY NAME CORRECT.
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iT'S So mOtHeRfUcKiN HaRd oUt hErE DaVe. FoLkS DoN'T WaNnA FuCk bAcK AnYmOrE. )O: #nSfW
thinking about how "im making mac and cheese and nobody can stop me" is like. 7 years old. or more??? thats fun.
One day you people will stop electing me president and I will be free of Chittr.ing and your oddities.
Across all memories only one person's are so unabashedly pathetic that it makes me cringe to relieve every time he chooses to bury them. You know who you are.
I've rusted much in just two nights. Perh★ps it's time to become ★ ploughsh★re forgotten in ★ shed.
i feel so nauseous
I saw a woman get stabbed today, so. Here's hopeing you all are having a better day. #violence
I *NEED* TO BE HELD OR I EXPLODE THAT’S HOW FUCKED I AM
BLUGH.
[⏺️📶📈] I recommend sunglasess and noise cancelling headphones to enjoy the sunset. Otherwise I think the awful crashing sound kind of ruins it.
o| ApPaReNtLy bLaMiNg sOmEoNe eLsE FoR My pSiIoNiC ExPlOsIoN DoEsN'T WoRk sO NoW I GoTtA FiGuRe oUt a wAy tO FiX ThIs wHoLe #LaMe |O
If I h⟁ted s◎me- w⟁it, n◎, I d◎ h⟁te s◎me◎ne, but it's sure ⟁s fuck n◎t ye⟁rning.
being a minimum wage empl/)yee is crazy cus i just g/)t my paycheck and im still being paid shitty and a dude expl/)ded t/)day. like n/)t even being hyperb/)lic br/) is dead
alright guys, off to my summer college courses, wish me luck
guhhhhhhhh im up. i feel nauseous.
s/)me/)ne just expl/)ded in the r/)/)m next t/) me and i’m STILL n/)t getting a damn raise
you ever feel so aggressively misunderstood some days you wanna scream? i know im not that bad at communicating!!!
Oh joy it is that time of day where I loathe myself again, joy I cannot wait to relive all my mistakes on loop as a theater of ancient deities watch in the replay of my life. Would anyone be willing to provide any kind of distraction before I drive myself mad?
I feel as though many other versions of myself are much better people than I am. I notice the way they speak and the things they think and feel and it makes me wonder if there's any hope for me. I am not a good person and I will never claim to be one. Though I suppose these are all more universal signs that I am special and destined for greatness. Or I'm having an episode. Who can fucking tell? Regardless, I am happy for the rest of you. Not too happy though. Just enough.
im thinking my timeline or whatever is a lot more different than i thought . which isnt a bad thing!! i just hope im not judged for actions i didnt do?? it felt weird just posting that without addressing anything i guess
i ain't feelin' too well, sorry. yesterday kinda fuCked me up a lot. think a lot of thin6s are fuCkin' me up ri6ht now. i'm 6onna 6o baCk to sleep for a while. y'all take Care now.
Fuck my stupid baka life
I need a drink to get me through this morning. #substance
Hope everyone has fun at their beaches and lakes today! Old Gary's stuck in the office for now though, but hey at least it's hump day! -Gary
OK I'M NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE THANK GOG BUT WHY DID I WAKE UP WITH THAT-
i haven't seen a single chit originating the beach discussion. all i've seen are chits being confused about the beach!!
Hopital
WITH THE AMOUNT OF SALTWATER I AM DRINKING I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD
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did we do something wrong? did i do something wrong?
the alternative is that theyre the one who did something but they wouldnt hide something from us... right?
well!! even if it was lighthearted in whatever way you meant it to be, im always going to worry about you because youre important to me!! i also appreciate this offer and will take it very seriously into consideration.. hehe!!
Cant Believe I Actually Got Quotation Marks Rick Rolled
waved at someone all excited and happy to see them and they didnt wave back #traumatuesday
I need to go lay down.
maybe, it doesn't mean anything though it's just spitting bullshit
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i got 99 probleMMs n all of theMM are that i just dropped MMy fuckin quiche on the floor i can’t take it anyMMore
I THINK I MISS MY FRIENDS
I GENUINELY DO NOT GET HALF THE SHIT Y’PEOPLE POST SOMETIMES.
Got catcalled 4 da firzt time 2day, that waznt very zugoi... (・＿・; i felt very #unzafe !
fuck my stupid puppy life
i know, rationally, vacuums arent that scary. i dealt with vacuums all the time, and even scarier science vacuums too. but lately, i dont trust the hoover...
I slept horribly. :(
okay so i'm flat broke it turns out ordering grub dash for meals three months in a row really drains your savings :/
((STARING AT THIS SKETCH AND GETTING FUCKING EMBARRASSED I'M GONNA EXPLODE))
i was going to say at least it's not MY dad my dad but uh. anyways!
biggest panache knowwn to trollkind someone should pap me until it feels better haha jk unless
man i wanted to be in dead by daylight fuck
:33< i was hatched all alone on the side of the road in a wet carboard box :((
They Tell You That You're Naturally " Pretty " And Yet You / Still / Have To Sit In The Fucking Makeup Chair For Two Hours. I Hate It Here. Cull Me. https://i.imgur.com/j39vuha.png
. so i just had a chat with kk turns out i might have had an anxiety attack earlier and did not fucking process it as such lmfao rip me and my shit i guess thats totally normal and fine and im not looking at that ever again lol back to ripping apart how things work to kill time #vagueposting
fym its monday i thought it was sunday
a shoutout and a broken heart </3 to all users who have unreadable posts for me because i use light mode
i miss her #yearning
same! BT its so lame when it happens and its not like its enjoyable to yearn too!! >BT
i want someone to look at me like they already decided im a problem worth keeping lol
V^ There were n0 b0nes. Sad. ^V