♦ pitied by @turophileGibber
I apologize, but I will be unable to take you all on the lake this #FishingFriday. Perhaps ask around if you would like to go! Ensure you have permission, if you are on private property. DO NOT GO TO CRYSTAL LAKE.
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
imma start 2 post sum new stuffo eventally am just 2 busy recntly dats why am not evn psting much recntly
Seeing some discussion on “Evil” versions of ourselves… mine isn’t necessarily something… that easily approachable or explainable, hoo hoo. #vagueposting
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Oh joy back to the royal ሠቹ instead of I.
sEeInG A MoThErFuCkEr yOu hAtE LiViNg yEr fUcKiNg dReAm wIlL ReAlLy gEt yOuR JuIcE CoLd pReSsEd.
i just heard a bunch of loud noises no explosons but im still gonna go investigate
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER A THING??? OR EVEN ASK TO HER WHAT THE HELL SHE IS??? UGH. >:B
some of you #concern me tbh. but also its my fault for having eyes ig.
Gods this is strong, seems I will not be putting the bottle down tonight. #substance
yall really dont know when to stop talking about it and it shows
Why won't you. Leave me. Alone.
wait did i miss something what the hell
taking care of hal ill maybe update you guys if im allowed to
Much better idea.
I'm still an alcoholic so don't ask me.
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MY NAME IS TROLLBAMA BY THE WAY. TROLLBAMA. I UNDERSTAND MY RESEMBLANCE TO THE HUMAN BARACK OBAMA BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET MY NAME CORRECT.
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iT'S So mOtHeRfUcKiN HaRd oUt hErE DaVe. FoLkS DoN'T WaNnA FuCk bAcK AnYmOrE. )O: #nSfW
thinking about how "im making mac and cheese and nobody can stop me" is like. 7 years old. or more??? thats fun.
One day you people will stop electing me president and I will be free of Chittr.ing and your oddities.
Across all memories only one person's are so unabashedly pathetic that it makes me cringe to relieve every time he chooses to bury them. You know who you are.
I've rusted much in just two nights. Perh★ps it's time to become ★ ploughsh★re forgotten in ★ shed.
i feel so nauseous
I saw a woman get stabbed today, so. Here's hopeing you all are having a better day. #violence
I *NEED* TO BE HELD OR I EXPLODE THAT’S HOW FUCKED I AM
BLUGH.
what do you mean i can’t keep the new york mutant rats!
[⏺️📶📈] I recommend sunglasess and noise cancelling headphones to enjoy the sunset. Otherwise I think the awful crashing sound kind of ruins it.
o| ApPaReNtLy bLaMiNg sOmEoNe eLsE FoR My pSiIoNiC ExPlOsIoN DoEsN'T WoRk sO NoW I GoTtA FiGuRe oUt a wAy tO FiX ThIs wHoLe #LaMe |O
If I h⟁ted s◎me- w⟁it, n◎, I d◎ h⟁te s◎me◎ne, but it's sure ⟁s fuck n◎t ye⟁rning.
being a minimum wage empl/)yee is crazy cus i just g/)t my paycheck and im still being paid shitty and a dude expl/)ded t/)day. like n/)t even being hyperb/)lic br/) is dead
alright guys, off to my summer college courses, wish me luck
s/)me/)ne just expl/)ded in the r/)/)m next t/) me and i’m STILL n/)t getting a damn raise
you ever feel so aggressively misunderstood some days you wanna scream? i know im not that bad at communicating!!!
Oh joy it is that time of day where I loathe myself again, joy I cannot wait to relive all my mistakes on loop as a theater of ancient deities watch in the replay of my life. Would anyone be willing to provide any kind of distraction before I drive myself mad?
I feel as though many other versions of myself are much better people than I am. I notice the way they speak and the things they think and feel and it makes me wonder if there's any hope for me. I am not a good person and I will never claim to be one. Though I suppose these are all more universal signs that I am special and destined for greatness. Or I'm having an episode. Who can fucking tell? Regardless, I am happy for the rest of you. Not too happy though. Just enough.
im thinking my timeline or whatever is a lot more different than i thought . which isnt a bad thing!! i just hope im not judged for actions i didnt do?? it felt weird just posting that without addressing anything i guess
i ain't feelin' too well, sorry. yesterday kinda fuCked me up a lot. think a lot of thin6s are fuCkin' me up ri6ht now. i'm 6onna 6o baCk to sleep for a while. y'all take Care now.
Fuck my stupid baka life
I need a drink to get me through this morning. #substance
Hope everyone has fun at their beaches and lakes today! Old Gary's stuck in the office for now though, but hey at least it's hump day! -Gary
OK I'M NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE THANK GOG BUT WHY DID I WAKE UP WITH THAT-
i haven't seen a single chit originating the beach discussion. all i've seen are chits being confused about the beach!!
Hopital
WITH THE AMOUNT OF SALTWATER I AM DRINKING I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD
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did we do something wrong? did i do something wrong?
the alternative is that theyre the one who did something but they wouldnt hide something from us... right?
well!! even if it was lighthearted in whatever way you meant it to be, im always going to worry about you because youre important to me!! i also appreciate this offer and will take it very seriously into consideration.. hehe!!
Cant Believe I Actually Got Quotation Marks Rick Rolled
waved at someone all excited and happy to see them and they didnt wave back #traumatuesday
I need to go lay down.
maybe, it doesn't mean anything though it's just spitting bullshit
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i got 99 probleMMs n all of theMM are that i just dropped MMy fuckin quiche on the floor i can’t take it anyMMore
I GENUINELY DO NOT GET HALF THE SHIT Y’PEOPLE POST SOMETIMES.
Got catcalled 4 da firzt time 2day, that waznt very zugoi... (・＿・; i felt very #unzafe !
fuck my stupid puppy life
i know, rationally, vacuums arent that scary. i dealt with vacuums all the time, and even scarier science vacuums too. but lately, i dont trust the hoover...
I slept horribly. :(
okay so i'm flat broke it turns out ordering grub dash for meals three months in a row really drains your savings :/
((STARING AT THIS SKETCH AND GETTING FUCKING EMBARRASSED I'M GONNA EXPLODE))
i was going to say at least it's not MY dad my dad but uh. anyways!
biggest panache knowwn to trollkind someone should pap me until it feels better haha jk unless
i am still really sad that my dreambot died!!
man i wanted to be in dead by daylight fuck
:33< i was hatched all alone on the side of the road in a wet carboard box :((
They Tell You That You're Naturally " Pretty " And Yet You / Still / Have To Sit In The Fucking Makeup Chair For Two Hours. I Hate It Here. Cull Me. https://i.imgur.com/j39vuha.png
. so i just had a chat with kk turns out i might have had an anxiety attack earlier and did not fucking process it as such lmfao rip me and my shit i guess thats totally normal and fine and im not looking at that ever again lol back to ripping apart how things work to kill time #vagueposting
fym its monday i thought it was sunday
a shoutout and a broken heart </3 to all users who have unreadable posts for me because i use light mode
i miss her #yearning
same! BT its so lame when it happens and its not like its enjoyable to yearn too!! >BT
i want someone to look at me like they already decided im a problem worth keeping lol
V^ There were n0 b0nes. Sad. ^V