Ms. Lalonde
@tipsyGeneticist
she/her very srmart gal with a phd pretty huge degree
GUESS WHOS GETTIN ACTUALLY DRUNK ON A TUESDAYYYYY #substance #winemom #crackheadenergy #random #derp #hashtag #helpicantstop #howdoistop
dilfsz eevrywhere on this site... some even closer than u think
forw rweal rweals??
my heda is killing me. fuck.
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seein tjat handskme man again after like froever... god hessoooo dreamyyy i might faint~!
YOU ARE AWARE I CAN SEE WHAT YOU POST RIGHT? THIS IS VERY FLATTERING BUT I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'VE INTENDED FOR THIS TO BE PUBLIC. HAHA.
heeyyyg evryonef hows it goinm?
HELLO! IT'S CERTAINLY "GOING!" HAHA. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? FEELS LIKE AGES SINCE WE'VE SPOKEN PROPER.
omgh heyyyy eggheda!!! its been forever i kboowww. iv beenso busy with little rosie as of lste. all that teen angst yuo know? hows yor boy?
MY BOY IS DOING JUST FINE! HE HAS HIS MOMENTS BUT HE'S A REAL GOOD KID AND I'M VERY PROUD OF HIM. I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT ROSE, I THINK I LUCKED OUT WITH JOHN WHEN IT COMES TO THE WHOLE "TEEN ANGST" NONSENSE. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE ANGSTY, SO I'M USED TO IT! HAHA!
m glad hes doib good! tho he rlly domsnt seem liek the agnsty type, thoguh rosie always maskes him sound super dorky so maybse imve been assuming! eithr way, you free any time soon? i finallyyyyt have an off day nd i miss uuuu~
JOHN'S ANGSTY IN HIS OWN WAY. HE GETS ALL IRRITATED AT ME OVER EVERYTHING HAHA. LOVE THAT BOY BUT HE SURE IS DIFFICULT SOMETIMES! ALSO, I'M UNOCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT IF YOU'D LIKE TO SWING BY. POURING MYSELF A LITTLE WINE TOO, WHICH I IMAGINE YOU'D FIND ALLURING! #SUBSTANCES
ohghhh u know me so welll <33 yuo midn if i bring ovre a project im workin on? knittin somethib sopecial for one of my girls lil internent friends
THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT WITH ME. YOU COULD TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROJECT OVER SOME NICE DRINKS. :^)
i wasd wrong nd dirk is awrsome. ims rory america.
perfect. youre forgiven.
america
whayevre hes just being cranky and mean. who neds that guy when you have moooore liquoooorrrrr #vagueposting #notveryvague #substance
vaguespot chanceld he was nice again an im the goofball this time
youre ridiculous.
wejn is it myf turn to hateflirt with cute troll menn? preferberly ones who realy know how to show a lady a trickor two. mayb e they have a big hat salso. and a looooong beard. wheresd my waizard???
whats the corrdct way to hit up a handsme man without coming on too strong? you cant sjut say "i wana peg you, sexyyy" anymore nd its rlly frustrating #nsfw
◯ ☽ ◑ But It Is S● Dreadfully Hard T● Find A Reading Partner When Twilight Is Busy <:c ◐ ❨ ◯
☼ Simply visit the Library at night, Luna. Certainly there must be some nightowl mares who are more certainly reading books so late. I know Moondancer must be one of them... ☼
whos this about? lmao.
fuck does that mean?
..ooohhhhh. man he prob doesnt even know what pegging means lmao.
hmm truuuue hes a bit innocnet in a rlly cute way u do the topping right? hes used to takign it up the butt?? hse not like totally against it? #nsfw
lmao hes a little shy but yeah he takes it well.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I have written a song just for this, it is called "The Masochism Tango". 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
hello evebryone! howare we all doing today?
Existing.
that is womdereful to hear!!! im mewing fantacstic thank you for asking awfully familiar little kitty thing
Suppose So.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I believe this fine individual has beaten me to the punch, and I don't mean the spiked punch that was bubbling over and giving off orange fumes at that masquerade event a few cycles ago. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀