

Salmon Pizazz
@xenomorphicMigraineur
Spitditch's no.1 pyrotechnic Diva ☆ Bookings available by mail, phone call, and DM ☆ They/Them ☆ "I haven't seen that smile in ages, I think I can finally trust you..." Taken by @roseateRomantic <3
We are having quite a fun time perfecting Our fire trick. They never expect it. No, they never do. Never ever.
Today We are attending a drag brunch with Our lovely friends. As We are always in drag, every day is a performance, and every brunch drag, but still, this one is more special yet.
Many not on Chittr have questioned why We refer to ourselves this way. You know, the way that We do. We are but one person, of course. We just have a preference. We like a little mystery too.
We have lost another wine glass to Our talons. We are considering cutting them, but then Our fingertips would look so bald...
As a singer, We have plenty of appreciation for the fundamentals of music. But it is so very important, yes it is, very important, to appreciate the schmoovment.
Maybe We will even see Our sweety tonight...
We are sipping on a mojito. We would like to remind everyone that this is possible for you, too. Never doubt yourself.


