jade! ♤
@gardenGhylics
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okay!!! since our host is currently, um -- busy!! ill extend out a HUUUUUUGE thank you to everybody who attended #murderontherails #escapetherails !!!! i dont know for sure when the next event will be but!! be sure to dust off your boots and get your best firing arm ready -- because next time will be themed around COWBOYS!!!! #pistolsandpaces!!! see you in november!! and thank you- from me and @archangelsTerrarium so so so SO much!!!!
im pretty sure ive been hearing them giggling in their office all day soooo ^_^ !!!! its... kinda concerning i havent actually *seen* them leave it yet but!!! progress is progress!!! if hes happy then i think this is a good thing!!! :D
we dont get to see the others today just yet cause theyre on their offs but im preeeeetty sure i didnt hear him leave their office until way later yesterday... :3c i really shouldnt be getting so ahead of myself like this but its really fun to give them the right nudges in the right directions!! makes me feel like a little matchmaker!
i think my plan worked :)
.......he stopped spinning his office chair around in his room i heard it <_< i have an idea...!!
yknow the really fun part of being able to actually work with them on this stuff is seeing them together where he actually looks happy :))) #vaguepost #butpositive!!
more costume sneak peeks for #murderontherails !!! hehe :p -- gardenGhylics attached a video file! -- [ It starts first with Jade trying to prop her phone up somewhere relatively discrete as there's a few other bodies roaming about the bustle of the train - some familar, others not so much. There's herself, wearing a very Alice in Wonderland-style dress of black and white checkerboard patterns with Spades symbols sprinkled about. Next to show up beside her is her Dave, a big hollow pumpkin under one arm as his attire looks to be a mix of technically formalwear to grunge, still having some checkerboard designs himself among the symbols of a Diamond here and there. He tries to photobomb her before realizing it's a video. L. A fawn-looking woman eases her way into frame, her pale face lightly scrunching up as she studies the camera. Jade starts explaining to her as there's other passing figures in the background -- A Dirk dressed in similar formal fashion with equine ears, a scarecrow jauntily talking to a woman with an owl-like mask. A rather spooky looking lady throws herself into frame, eyes wide despite how gaunt her face is, but she waves excitedly to Jade's phone before (presumably) reaching out too far and knocking it over, causing the video to end. ]
MORE COSTUME REVEALS TODAY AAAAHH!!!! just one more week!!! :DDD #murderontherails
ive gotten more used to the beast form!!! i just hope itll actually be more fun than frightening whenever i do have to do anything......
Your also a Lycanthrope like myself?
ehe!!! not quite in this case! its something a bit more.... interesting!! im not allowed to give any spoilers, though! ;p
Okie dokie
testing out the hydraulics for #escapeontherails with @telemachusTestified !!! think we might need to lower the velocity on the air cannons... <_<; [ Attached is a video of Jade - among a few others - in weirdly sanded arena with rows and rows of seating around it, with the ceiling overhead looking like that of a circus tent. A Dirk stands behind a mannequin splayed out over a table, safety goggles on and big ear plugs inside equine ears poking out of his hair. He holds a remote in one hand, looks over to Jade behind the camera for a signal, to which she gives a thumbs up. "Alright. Error response Test One: Starting now. Stand by..." He holds a thumb over the button, before reaching out and into the mannequin with a pair of tweezers towards what just looks like a pile of raw meat. Something buzzes, and all of a sudden the mannequin *EXPLODES* in a burst of plastic, meat, and other weird trinkets and things. ( #cw-bodyhorror #cw-meat??? #cw-horror #practicaleffectsFTW!!!!!! ) ]
Can't wait to do this shit fuckin' five times over to get it right. It does look cool as hell in the footage, though. We could get real gnarly with it if we really tried.
aww im sure it wont be that bad!!! least nothing of the hydraulics actually broke @_@
oh!!! i guess this technically counts as something for #murderontherails too!! its just not gonna be as murdery ^_^ maaaaaaaaybe! :p
finally trying out out costumes!!!! X3 -- gardenGhylics [GG] uploaded an image file! -- [ Attached is a photo of Jade, her hair a mess - seemingly purposefully so as her ears look more wolfish; one of them is flopped over and there's makeup on her face to make her eyes more gaunt. Beside her, is a rabbitfolk woman with holes within her skin, designed in hexagonal, fleshy squares. Bees are crawling all over her, and in the nest of her hair, in the holes in her face and neck. Regardless, she's sporting a wide grin to the camera. Above them, head sort of peeking into frame is a thin, actually gaunt, with a pair of faun-like antlers curling out of her hair. Her eyes catch onto the light of Jade's phone unnaturally. But there's an ominous kind of beauty to her. ]
taking a lesson out of the book of my guardian (bec) and becoming a human weighted blanket for the purpose of a lazy weekend day ^_^ (ive been laying ontop of dave for like the past four hours by now)
aaoooouuuu :(
woof!!!!!!!
woorf
ohmy god its been three hours AND HES STILL DOING!!!!!! DELIRIOUSLY!!!! DELIRIOUSLY DOING HIS MICHAEL JACKSON IMPRESSIONS AT ME AND IM SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!!!
you know things are all fun and games until you get a phone call from the hospital because the nurses cant get your boyfriend to stop doing michael jackson impressions
to be fair he has a WEIRDLY really good mj impression but??????? the nurses just told me hes been doing it deliriously for like two whole hours now??? @_@;
somehow i dont even need to ask who it is >.>
i think my boyfriend was raised by flies he keeps hitting that stupid hand rubbing thingy at me whenever i suggest we do something together Xp
hello!!! hi!! :D
dude is straight up scheming on it.
hopefully a good date night!
grrrrrrrrr
unironically asmr for me
yay all the jades are coming out of the woodwork!!!! hi jade!!!!!!!!! <333
fuck you grrrrrrring for frosted flakes compliment paying ass theyre what jade
arf arf bark!!! >>:)
theyre grrrrrrrrreat! pffft!! im not grrrrring for any reason!! i just want to!!!!!
grrrr... arouf ruff ruff!!!! bark bark bark!!!!!
i think john ja'amd too close to the sun
too much applesauce for 1 backpack....
daves upset that a different dave made a jork fest groupchat with our timelines john even though he didnt want john in ours anyway ://////
girl i am so sorry for whatever dumbass shenanigans goin on with u bc i barely understand a lick of this. prayin for u 🙏
yeaaah... im gonna need it probably!! oh and context for that! um!!! one day dave made a groupchat with me and said it was for when he was "gonna jerk it but if he needs emotional support" ???????? anyways so its me, dave, karkat, and nepeta in there. its not like anybody... does anything??? like live in there?? we just treat it like a normal groupchat but sometimes we get horny about it. separately though!
you see if i was dave in this scenario id make it for when i was "gonna jerk it but i wanna speak to my friends whiel i do" which is a lot more straightforward if you ask me
oh no we do that too sometimes!!! cause he gets lonely when hes jerking it sometimes so we all call together and help him get not scared so he can finish :p
wow you see i get that but also i feel awfully bad for that guy from the way you word it
dont worry hes okay!!! i mean hes sleeping over at my place right now so im making sure hes doing alright!
okay phew great to hear girl!! <3 still tho geez that feels like a fair bit to keep track of emotionally and all. i could NOT handle allat myself i think. i commend u for ur hard work o7
well, thats why theres like... three of us in there to help him out!!! so if i cant get to him cause im doing something then karkat or nepeta can!! it is a lot of work and hes weird about it but its all for his sake!! and i love him very much in spite of it!!! <3
chittr how to get your partner to stop spamming your groupchat called "jork fest in san diego" because he "doesnt want to jork it alone" and needs emotional support :///
have you already tried countering with the science team meme?