♦ pitied by @conceitedEngineer
Congratulations on giving up the smokes!
Theyre actually almost always a lot more pleasant when its just their head in my hands. #violence #gore
I've somehow worsened my situation since my previous post. Still can't sleep.
my soda went flat hours ago and i cbf to get up and get a new one fuck it, over-sweet room temp, carbonationless dr pepper lfg
yeah i got my eyes on the same monster i opened like 2 hours ago
But what if you become better?
He's so fucking dramatic.
...
I'm divided on this issue.
The parade turnout is much lower than expected.. maybe I should've planned a different day. Everyone is at the beach. :(
oh cool :D the guy i named myself after :D
yknow id act significantly less bitchy all the time if i had legs instead of a stupid ass tail
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ I miss her
==> I see.
==> Attends Dirk Hour. #dirkhour
oh holy shit what the hell
OK IM GIVING THE LHONE TO DIRK NOW
I WAS TEMPTED TO.
((Good luck finding rose art that heavily leans goth if your rose isn't an anemic white girl, apparently. ((See also: finding art for your human Terezi when she isn't a white ginger 😭
if itd make u guys feel any better, my dirk n jake variants are also extremely loud the difference is theyr usually busy plowin each other instead of arguin prolly the healthier option fr #nsfw
I'm going to cull myself
Day one of absolute celibacy. #Suggestive #NSFW I guess? #CelibatePride #HappyPride #BetterThanYou
was told i should be on medication for the tachycardia. then give it to me? why are you as my doctor telling me i need this medication and refusing to prescribe it? christ. #substances i guess.
have unfortunately already repliicated your re2ult2 and conclu2iion iin regard2 two makiing an AII off one'2 own braiin 2can. 2iigh. IIt ii2 2omethiing II have dii2cu22ed wiith other diirk2 and II 2tiill do not feel ethiically 2ound about the 2tep2 II have taken, wiith the frozen hu2kdriive2 on my de2k a2 a cycliical remiinder of my unparalleled curiio2iity whiich of cour2e iit iinheriited and multiipliied 100 fold.
((thank you so much you're an angel... Yeah I'm unfortunately straight up phobic so it's like if people were posting spiders n shit all the time to me...
((fair warning ooc tho if people show actual horse photos I block very liberally because I am straight up scared of them... This is why I have like 3-4 equiuses and 2 dirks blocked....)
now that i'm thinkin bout it... what if my auto-re§ponder (wip) will gain it§ own conciou§ne§§. hmm.
gawd damn this shit double sent 4 whatever reason
didn't know hor§e raci§t§ exi§ted but ig i know now.
i just cried soooo friggen hard lmao
wanna make §ome beat§ but i have ab§olutely no idea§ nor in§piration. §igh...
#substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25f7b8a58497.jpg
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ that's more like it. i like it when you're agreeable ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
GENUINELY ABOUT TO HUMP THIS PILLOW. #NSFW #HORNYPOSTING
I'm a wine tasting deep and the real question is where the hell's my matesprit
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WORSE thing about being fucking ME is trying to make bro puns into bunny puns. Fish pun? Finking easy. Do I loch like the god dame G.O.A.T Bugs Bunny? Yes. But I DON'T GOT THAT SPARK. he's tricker and I got that chaotic strider shit anemone This chud life just isn't fare dawg. ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
sure as fuck not easy being the most #normal strider
happy pride month! i'm not gay or anything but my boyfriend is.
why is it that every other guy i come into contact with or talk with have somethin fucked up happen 2 them am i fuckin cursed wtf #mentalhealth #ifeelcursed #idkwhat2do
Oh What A Curse It Is To Be A Lover Girl #lyricposting
Ah yes, re-chitting this one.
Yes!
cant slep 2 many thots