♦ pitied by @conceitedEngineer
Do I sound desperate if I say my dms are open?
there are so many people i wanna date actually fuck
as if we get snow lmao. that's the problem! and it looks so good over a hoodie, too. it's no fair!!!
jjjfi87
@conceitedEngineer kicking you away from my horny post.
Nevermind got embarrassed by this immediately and it’s this picture of deers and has been this whole time.
should-pollguy-have-a-pfp? ♥:-yes-use-an-image-of-you ♠:-yes-use-an-image-of-something-else ♦:-no-keep-it-blank ♣:-nuance/other-(leave-a-comment)
rock a bye cool guy on the futon when the rhymes drop we get the z's on when the dream hits like a pillow to the face thats when you wake up it just be like that ace aight im not proud of that imma sleep
man maybe im the one who needs a nap
I am laughing at you by the way (as hot as that sounded).
I think he might of died of old age or something. The Strider did not come and beat my ass.
You were not meant to see this. Only vaguely know about it later.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Guⴵ… Ɨ gΩ♱ nΩ♱ⴵƗn ♱Ω dΩ rƗgⴵ♱ nΩ屮, uΣuȺlly Ɨ ⴵȺv-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ guΣ♱Ω ♱Ω dΩ ΣΩm-∊♱ⴵƗng ☪︎rȺzy lƗ|⟨-∊ Σ|⟨ydƗvƗng Ωr ΣΩm-∊♱ⴵƗng rȺndΩm bu♱ ȺlȺΣ, Ɨ♱ ƗΣn♱ pr-∊Σ-∊n♱. MȺyb-∊ Ɨ Ⱥm g-∊♱♱Ɨng #屮ȺΣⴵ-∊d Ɨm Σur-∊ ΣΩm-∊♱ⴵƗng’ll ☪︎Ωm-∊ ȺrΩund fΩr m-∊ ♱Ω dΩ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
you evver get a mysterious crunch in your meal and your wwhole body kinda givves up yeah
The more I think of this, the more I realize I would probably exactly be that desperate if I was absolutely beside myself this way. As much as I wish I was above being so embarrassing, I mean.
You know, I'd imagine you'd want to be into them romantically as well to make that commitment.
Just imagine me viciously shaking you. Of course I was concerned about you genius. (even though you pitied my cute not yearning posts which I am still salty about.)
I’m absolutely not a yearner okay but listen very pretty, probably smells nice. We need to kiss for hours.
Glad he didn’t keep that one going, I was going to have to start pulling out words like telegenic and resplendent.
Flattery will get you everywhere. What would you rather hear, handsome? Stunningly attractive? A gorgeous man? I can keep going.
A little bit. But have you considered that I think you’re genuinely cute?
Yeah, I know. I’m just the sweetest like candy floss, coke or a tangerine. What was I meant to say, hope you have nightmares?
...0/10 personally...mine would just pop off....
10/10 hArD FiNdInG MoThErFuCkErS To hUrT Me )O: sHiT'S FuN!
"= 6/10. quite. a long process for what it is. could be optimised with precisely placed tourniquet system. ="
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i'm so normal and well adjusted. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Every time I think I'm over him he picks up a new habit that draws me right back in.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ ⴵΩp-∊ my ΣⴵƗf♱ Ⱥ♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ lΩng dȺy fȺ☪︎♱Ωry -∊ndΣ ΣΩΩn. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Unfortunately I am aware. But I had already posted, so I just have to dig my heel in about this.
Man whatever. He deserved it though for calling me Dirk. Do I look like an emotional constipated man?
i'm exhausted. movie was fun, save for the permeating stench of incel through my screen. gn stupids.
Target audience reached, it only took two hours. His lego sets are going out the window.
@conceitedEngineer I will bite you if you don't perceive me.
whuere did eveyrine go thrree yeards ago whydidnt snyone takk to m ehy didthey aooll hate me
Just had some mid tier ramen. wish i was better at cooking cause im so sick of noodles
Don’t like that. You are meant to be intimidated.
He really is pathetic but it’s entertaining enough to almost be endearing.
Hhh. Cosmic equivalent of running into a wall at high speeds. Fuck the game honestly. Another reason I'll never play as it'd probably find a way to lock me in without escape
God no, he was awful. I just wanted to get back all the shit I wasn't able to bring with me when I left. Appreciate it.
I have yet to score more than a 0 on Krillion for my answering being too obscure. Sigh.
the sideburns were a ruse it all makes sense now
fuck i never even considered this mine never did take off his hat indoors worldview: shattered
i. refuse. to feel this way. anger? no. longing? nnever. i am. an unfeeling. cold. freezing. weapon. and weapons. do not get ragebaited. by demonic taunting douchebags.
That was not a magic word. Watch out, one day you’ll turn around and I’ll be there, biting you like a feral cat that’s been living under a house for six years.
You go to bed before I get even cuter by giving you another reason to be tired.
Yeah but ima tell you now, be ready to do a lot of paperwork for like the first 2 to four sessions, I only recently got all of the paperwork done and reading the fine print.
God, it's enough to make someone yearn for ego death.
I sat on my Mcflurry
Ah fuck, don't look at that last chitt I was trying to enter some sensitive information and I was tabbed out
How am I even bleeding right now? I have zero nutritional value to currently support this type of bodily function. How the hell do bodies work I need to speak with the manager on this one. #menstruation #tw-eatingdisorder
Timelines are odd. The idea of a branching web of all interconnected realities isn't all that difficult to comprehend, but the heartbreak that comes with such things is... unique, I'd say. Knowing someone, loving someone, losing someone, then seeing their face around the corner, only to be that of another person entirely——someone with their own complete inner life, yet in them you can only see the past, a past they don't even know, one they've never even considered. The inverse too, is true. I've seen faces from my worst nightmares smile at me with nothing but genuine kindness. My nervous system doesn't quite know how to cope, I suppose. Dead faces accompany walking bodies, faces of horror smile and lend a hand, familiar faces treat you with fear and suspicion, and strangers act as if they know you... to name but a handful of things. Don't know exactly how to tag this one. #existentialism , I suppose.
the mood is migraine time i FUCKIN GUESS
8=l < Why do so many people find me 8=l < Find me... 8=l < Ugh, the word is so 100d 8=l < Why do so many people have salacious thoughts about me
It does get a bit lonely out here sometimes. I don't have anyone here and hardly anyone that can be registered as a friend. #vent
Mmmmmmn. Hate hav1ng an 1tch 1 can't scratch cause the r1ght person hasn't come 1nto my l1fe yet.
happy matesprit monday! i'm lonely.
He's gone, at least from what my scans are p1ck1ng up. 1 suppose 1 saw 1t com1ng. St1ll. W1sh 1 could keep my N1trams around a l1ttle longer.
THEY JUMPING ME https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2aaee2f1c879.png
This body has the ability to penetrate someone but it can’t be penetrated. Well in the lower end and I’m sure that’s very telling of what the one who made it prefers LMAOO.
I’ve only been possessive about one guy in my entire creation which is honestly a victory. I should get an award.
what is the yaoi cave.
do u evr think about how u culdve been someone actully worth a damn if u wrent such a broken fuked up mess?
8=l < I hope she feels pretty in her sparkly collar because she needs it
dont horse pun at me you fuck
Still Enjoy My Friends Presence, Things Just Tend To Not Work Out In Any Romantic Capacity With Any Of Them
Tell Me About It
i guess this is my life now
you know ill never find all the pieces again now man not until theyre embedded in my unsuspecting feet that starship enterprise took like two months
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok ok don't see any more dirk's i can bully lol good times ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Smell is half the meal strider you should know this by now.
Congratulations on giving up the smokes!
Theyre actually almost always a lot more pleasant when its just their head in my hands. #violence #gore
I've somehow worsened my situation since my previous post. Still can't sleep.
my soda went flat hours ago and i cbf to get up and get a new one fuck it, over-sweet room temp, carbonationless dr pepper lfg
yeah i got my eyes on the same monster i opened like 2 hours ago
But what if you become better?
He's so fucking dramatic.
...
I'm divided on this issue.
The parade turnout is much lower than expected.. maybe I should've planned a different day. Everyone is at the beach. :(
oh cool :D the guy i named myself after :D
yknow id act significantly less bitchy all the time if i had legs instead of a stupid ass tail
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ I miss her
==> I see.
==> Attends Dirk Hour. #dirkhour
oh holy shit what the hell
OK IM GIVING THE LHONE TO DIRK NOW
I WAS TEMPTED TO.
((Good luck finding rose art that heavily leans goth if your rose isn't an anemic white girl, apparently. ((See also: finding art for your human Terezi when she isn't a white ginger 😭
if itd make u guys feel any better, my dirk n jake variants are also extremely loud the difference is theyr usually busy plowin each other instead of arguin prolly the healthier option fr #nsfw
I'm going to cull myself
Day one of absolute celibacy. #Suggestive #NSFW I guess? #CelibatePride #HappyPride #BetterThanYou
was told i should be on medication for the tachycardia. then give it to me? why are you as my doctor telling me i need this medication and refusing to prescribe it? christ. #substances i guess.
have unfortunately already repliicated your re2ult2 and conclu2iion iin regard2 two makiing an AII off one'2 own braiin 2can. 2iigh. IIt ii2 2omethiing II have dii2cu22ed wiith other diirk2 and II 2tiill do not feel ethiically 2ound about the 2tep2 II have taken, wiith the frozen hu2kdriive2 on my de2k a2 a cycliical remiinder of my unparalleled curiio2iity whiich of cour2e iit iinheriited and multiipliied 100 fold.
((thank you so much you're an angel... Yeah I'm unfortunately straight up phobic so it's like if people were posting spiders n shit all the time to me...
((fair warning ooc tho if people show actual horse photos I block very liberally because I am straight up scared of them... This is why I have like 3-4 equiuses and 2 dirks blocked....)
now that i'm thinkin bout it... what if my auto-re§ponder (wip) will gain it§ own conciou§ne§§. hmm.
gawd damn this shit double sent 4 whatever reason
didn't know hor§e raci§t§ exi§ted but ig i know now.
i just cried soooo friggen hard lmao
wanna make §ome beat§ but i have ab§olutely no idea§ nor in§piration. §igh...
#substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25f7b8a58497.jpg
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ that's more like it. i like it when you're agreeable ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
GENUINELY ABOUT TO HUMP THIS PILLOW. #NSFW #HORNYPOSTING
I'm a wine tasting deep and the real question is where the hell's my matesprit
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WORSE thing about being fucking ME is trying to make bro puns into bunny puns. Fish pun? Finking easy. Do I loch like the god dame G.O.A.T Bugs Bunny? Yes. But I DON'T GOT THAT SPARK. he's tricker and I got that chaotic strider shit anemone This chud life just isn't fare dawg. ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
sure as fuck not easy being the most #normal strider
happy pride month! i'm not gay or anything but my boyfriend is.
why is it that every other guy i come into contact with or talk with have somethin fucked up happen 2 them am i fuckin cursed wtf #mentalhealth #ifeelcursed #idkwhat2do
Oh What A Curse It Is To Be A Lover Girl #lyricposting
Ah yes, re-chitting this one.
Yes!
cant slep 2 many thots